So they won't notice if I add a couple of zeros and some commas to the pre-nup number?

You're welcome youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE?...

Anyone know his GoFundMe so we can put some money on his detention books?

Happy Valentine's weekend to all that celebrate

I've never been more comfortable in my sexiness than I am now. I love my wrinkles, grey hair, and glasses.

Looking like you can crack a safe or crack some heads depending on the situation

New #housemusic heat if you're into that sort of thing youtu.be/AHaZIALTGsE?...

Age Verification? I was the TV remote

Michael Evans to the family after JJ painted that picture of Jesus:

If your service animal is really a service animal it would know to check back after two bites or two minutes. Hashtag hospitality industry jokes

Mr Beast looks like a Black guy going undercover as a white guy

Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Christian Gonzalez is the MVP so far

What the fuck was that Dunkin commercial? I need to ask everyone involved

If that kid had a lock on his locker, there wouldn't have been a problem.

That's entirely too many levels of candy

White people didn't want to talk to the brown folks until it hit the fan? Am American tale old as time

It don't even sound like the original fucking song, T-Mobile commercial

Only AI I want to have a conversation with

That Brad Pitt movie looks like White Dynamite

Can't play Ante Up and not have a fight, Michelob Ultra commercial

Cooper Kupp looks too much like a Paul brother for my liking

Trump taking a 20% off the top on that Fischer Price my first bank account program

Having those Republican-ass NFL players on stage with Green Day was funny as hell.

#they are about to be maaaaaaad over this song

No kings except the kings of rock

Kid Rock, Jelly Roll, and Post Malone make music for: *people who after they take a shower, they put they old clothes back on *dads who are always late picking up their kids when it's their weekend *moms who puff on strawberry mist vanilla scented vapes

We coulda had these unis at the Super Bowl

The rabbit in question:

I cannot wait to see who Rich Kotite, June Jones, Akili Smith and Art Schlichter voted for

1) happy for Kid that he has a new lease on life 2) Count Von Count looks like MC Serch with that high top fade

We Found Love can take a long walk off the shortest of cliffs.

When you sneeze the space between your ears echos like the chorus to "We Shall Overcome".

If my little itty bitty restaurant is already at 95 covers for Valentine's Day I can only imagine how booked up the big joints are. And if you haven't made a reservation yet, you better hope one of your bartender homies can save you a couple of spots at the bar.