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It's always weird how random important days of your life creep up unexpectedly. 3 years ago today, my best friend passed away.

@thacalebdume.bsky.social youtu.be/J9-Jmlptu8k?...

One of my favorite JFK Jr and Abe Lincoln similarities. Go Google it. It's a lot: Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland the day before he died. JFK was in Marylin Monroe the day before he died

Every NHL game has an emergency goalie who is eligible to play for either team should the starting goalkeeper and backup on a team get hurt.

No, it's bad.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=EfYt... Tuuune. Sidenote: should I thread these so y'all can see them easier?

Teddy RuXXXpin

Needing to know who all gonna be there

I'm more boo-less than the end of a Scooby Doo episode.

They look like youth pastors of a church that has a carpeted basketball court

First time in the gym this month. Yiiiiiikes. Glad everything still fit.

The Running Man was not good.

All it will take is for ONE journalist to simply ask "what in the entire fuck are you talking about?" after he speaks.

Who's the white people equivalent of Tyler Perry? We need him to write the script NOW.

Got the best compliment at work. Was chopping it up with some regulars about how I come up with these drinks. After I gave my little speech, one of the regs said, "this is why when we go to a different restaurant and we look at the cocktail list we say we should've just went to Timber and Salt".

Sometimes I think the Internet was a mistake. This is not one of those times.

I love finding out the samples to my favorite House Music Joints. For example this song leads to...https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bobkffs-s3E&si=ayuSaiARLQlLHTIp

I woulda been doing things back then that woulda end up being named after me today.

Ah that's a shame. Annnnnnyways this weather sure is weatherin' in the Bay.

Lololol. Shit is fucked for DECADES to come.

Please share!

When the bar sales are 40% of the revenue of the restaurant and the boss asks you to get it to 45%

Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik

Better start looking at them Greyhound prices if you want to see your far away loved ones.

youtu.be/AIBv2GEnXlc?... This song had teenage me in my feeeeeeeeeels

I know this is some AI mess because Forest Whitaker is looking me straight in the eyes.