😂😂😂😂

Semantics here, but "bring" them back to the stone age implies we came from the stone age ourselves to get them.

Pretty crazy how we had a jet downed in a war we already won against a military that was obliterated.

I wonder if Pam Bondi has copies of incriminating evidence? 🤔

DOWN GOES BONDI! DOWN GOES BONDI!

"He would see this country burn if he could be King of the Ashes". This quote is about Littlefinger, but Trump absolutely fits the description.

I didn't see the speech last night. Did Trump ask for the Epstein Files to be released? I know that was super high on his to-do list.

😂😂😂😂😂

Or....and hear me out here: It doesn't matter if the president does it. You can, and anyone that says otherwise can fuck off. I should probably run for congress. I know how to connect with the people.

I have a confession: I never found Seinfeld funny. It was entertaining. I was never bored watching it per se. But I don't recall ever laughing at it.

To be fair, having ICE dickheads there would make waiting in line more interesting. For example: I could test myself on how long I can hold up a middle finger at someone, and then see if I can best my time.

Fuck ICE

Can we stop calling politicians "leaders"? They are not leaders. They are mouth-pieces. Their purpose is to speak for a body of people. They are civil servants, not leaders. Some of them CAN be leaders at times, but ALL of them are merely representatives.

Today is mine and @flavorflav.bsky.social 's birthday, and we both live in Vegas. What're we gonna do for our birthday today Flavor?

"The Straight is totally open. The only thing keeping anyone from using it is missiles and death. But otherwise, totally open." These fucking people....🥴

Dear Dems, If you take over Congress after the mid-terms, we expect you to go scorched earth on these motherfuckers. No dicking around this time. No reaching across the isle. Scorched. Fucking. Earth. Signed, Everyone tired of....this... *motions to everything*

He looks scared. Wonder what was happning?

If ever in the history of mankind there was an absolute time to say "get fucked", this is it.

Hey, let's not forget that Pam Bondi is a cunt.

🚨BREAKING:🚨 The DOJ is rebranding. It will now be referred to as the DOI. Department of Injustice

Just in case you have some free time.... epsteinexposed.com

You know, I really thought Trump was going to talk about how they're going to round up all the pedophiles in the Epstein files to show the American people that no one is above the law. It must have slipped his mind.

See...you have to have honor to get a medal for it you orange turd.

I'm glad USA won hockey gold, both women and men. But it feels just a little bit like Darth Vader beating Luke, or Lex Luthor beating Superman.

Every time Trump loses something like a Supreme Court case, we should all congregate at the capitol, point, and laugh.

Great news! Now, whatever city they decide to go harass next, take Minneapolis' example and run their ass out of your town, too.

That smug bitch Bondi is losing her shit. Fucking psycho.

Dude, even if this stuff doesn't play out well, or backfires on him, it sure is nice to see the attempt made. Hope this accomplishes what they're trying for!

I was just thinking: The Patriots went from getting to/winning Superbowls with quite possibly the most clutch QB in history, to losing the Superbowl with a QB who wilted under the pressure. Quite the contrast. Granted, the kid is young, but so was Tommy Boy.

But wait, aren't they undocumented? How would that affect the job market? They should be ghosts as far as the job market is concerned, right, Petey?

Happy Mewgenics release day for those who celebrate! (Now I just have to make it through this day of work....) #gaming #games #videogames #mewgenics #BindingofIsaac #EdmundMcMillen

I vote Myers for MVP.

There is so much A.I. in these commercials. 🤮

Not gonna lie: "Patriots" & "worst" in the same sentence sounds fantastic.

How pissed is a playcaller when the QB audibles and loses 10 yards?

30 years later, Jump Around still goes hard.

Damn, I didn't even know Kid Rock could speak Spanish.

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

Accurate.

You mean they *gasp* lied???? I'm shocked!

Uh oh, GOP. I think you have a problem.

I am always in favor of drafting O-Line. Not the sexiest picks, but that's the engine that runs the car. Shit O-Line? Shit offense unless you have an anomaly like Lamar Jackson at QB, and even then you're gambling.

My spoiled kitty. 😊

Bury him under the fucking prison.

I still hate the Vikings. I still hate the Timberwolves. But I'm super fucking proud of Minneapolis.

I still think the NFL blew it last year. They had such an opportunity with Superbowl "LIX" and just passed it up. A shame, really.

Every accusation is an admission

I need Mewgenics to come out yesterday. No other games feel interesting right now.

This game will consume my life starting Feb. 10th: www.youtube.com/live/-yBj7_k...