I need just one reporter to act like a 4 year-old, and just keep asking "Why?" everytime Trump says something at a presser.

"Damn! We're in a tight spot!"

Weeks? Those are rookie numbers! 😂

The Packers get their first pick today. I can't wait to see who they choose! Ok, I'll be honest. I don't really care. I don't follow college ball that much, so I wouldn't know if it's a good pick or not. Not to mention, we won't know who most of the good picks are until like 3 years from now.

Damn, the NFL draft starts tomorrow already? I have not been paying attention at all. Having a hard time following the NFL when all of this *motions to everything* is going on.

This is awesome, in the most literal sense of the word. Still shots look cool. but video actually makes you feel like you're there. Like you're on the other side of the fuckin' moon. I need this in VR.

Found out the other day that I have a Magic: The Gathering card worth roughly $200. Neat.

😂😂😂😂😂

My wake-up alarm is the song "Speak Easy" by 311. I don't think I've made a better decision in my life.

Well, if I never get good at playing piano, at least I know my cat digs it.

To the Moon and Back - A Hobbit's Tale

I feel like I'm waiting for the groundhog to poke his head out of his hole to see what the weather forecast is.

For the Artemis II crew, this has to be like getting stuck on the tarmac while another plane is using your gate.

SPLASHDOWN!!

Hot Take: "Theme of Simon Belmont" is the best song in the Castlevania series.

Here's the problem: She/they are ok with being found in contempt. The penalty is a fine of up to $100K, and 1 - 12 months in jail. That's chump change. If her options are pay some money and do some time vs. being unalived, she's taking the fine/jail every time.

I would like to apologize for my Resting Bitch Face. On average, I'm usually in a pretty good mood. I only LOOK like I want to murder everyone in my vicinity. Usually.

You know, for an "unconditional surrender," there sure were a lot of conditions... 🤔

Don't worry, folks. We're on the one that god likes.

Gaming has been literally the only hobby I have stuck with from my earliest memories to today. Music is a distant 2nd.

Dear @howlowlhowl.bsky.social , Where da next song, yo? Signed, An Anxious Fan

BREAKING 🚨🚨: When asked if the Artemis II crew was excited to get home, their response was, "Nah. We're good."

Never thought Trump would reach the line where Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones are blasting him and calling him a maniac, but here we are....

Holy cow. I just went to myspace.com What even is that monstrosity now? Just let it die!

Shower thought: We put a lot of faith in microwave oven makers.

I miss Jukeboxes.

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Semantics here, but "bring" them back to the stone age implies we came from the stone age ourselves to get them.

Pretty crazy how we had a jet downed in a war we already won against a military that was obliterated.

I wonder if Pam Bondi has copies of incriminating evidence? 🤔

DOWN GOES BONDI! DOWN GOES BONDI!

"He would see this country burn if he could be King of the Ashes". This quote is about Littlefinger, but Trump absolutely fits the description.

I didn't see the speech last night. Did Trump ask for the Epstein Files to be released? I know that was super high on his to-do list.

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Or....and hear me out here: It doesn't matter if the president does it. You can, and anyone that says otherwise can fuck off. I should probably run for congress. I know how to connect with the people.

I have a confession: I never found Seinfeld funny. It was entertaining. I was never bored watching it per se. But I don't recall ever laughing at it.

To be fair, having ICE dickheads there would make waiting in line more interesting. For example: I could test myself on how long I can hold up a middle finger at someone, and then see if I can best my time.

Fuck ICE

Can we stop calling politicians "leaders"? They are not leaders. They are mouth-pieces. Their purpose is to speak for a body of people. They are civil servants, not leaders. Some of them CAN be leaders at times, but ALL of them are merely representatives.

Today is mine and @flavorflav.bsky.social 's birthday, and we both live in Vegas. What're we gonna do for our birthday today Flavor?

"The Straight is totally open. The only thing keeping anyone from using it is missiles and death. But otherwise, totally open." These fucking people....🥴

Dear Dems, If you take over Congress after the mid-terms, we expect you to go scorched earth on these motherfuckers. No dicking around this time. No reaching across the isle. Scorched. Fucking. Earth. Signed, Everyone tired of....this... *motions to everything*

He looks scared. Wonder what was happning?

If ever in the history of mankind there was an absolute time to say "get fucked", this is it.

Hey, let's not forget that Pam Bondi is a cunt.

🚨BREAKING:🚨 The DOJ is rebranding. It will now be referred to as the DOI. Department of Injustice

Just in case you have some free time.... epsteinexposed.com

You know, I really thought Trump was going to talk about how they're going to round up all the pedophiles in the Epstein files to show the American people that no one is above the law. It must have slipped his mind.

See...you have to have honor to get a medal for it you orange turd.