made a Pokédex for my Halloween costume (Pokémon cards scotch taped into a small notebook)

haaaate that bullets/numbering are so indicative of AI slop… I’ve been writing like this for like 20 years and I’m not gonna stop now!

Sami Landri on TV oh we won

pitchfork Loona mention ‼️

NMIXX!!!!

Wordle 1,576 X/6* 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m going back to bed

Pascal’s wager is so funny to me because it makes a big assumption that god is a dumbass

CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA??

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quarterly request for a Mitchell’s in central Ohio PLEAAAASEPLEASEPLEASE

jeni’s never fails to piss me off… makes being an ice cream defender embarrassing

At the stardew concert and 60% of the men here are Harvey cosplayers

the concept of using sales numbers as a metric of artistic quality will never not be hilarious

Oh, Mary!’s gonna be in the west end when we’re there but there are no performances the only day we have free 😭😭

no one on jeopardy knew dev patel… we used to be a society

The incoming Charli diss track from YKW is so embarrassing my god

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finished the thing I have to do for work before 8:30 today please clap

gm

not to be a liberal but imagine if Obama/Biden made it their personal mission to silence all their critics in the media constantly lmao

oh my god they’re gonna cancel Karl Rove

remember when loona was on queendom and anything was possible

baby

this sweater is coming along nicely 😇

DLC for a game that’s not out yet…. Okay

had to go to the far away yarn store today for specific yarn and I got everything but the ONE color I just ran out of

clicking the google doodle brings it to an AI thing automatically, it’s so fucking over

this diva

10 hours in the car today, let’s see how far I can get with this

mothered right out the gate

Mini golf heyyyyy

I think it’d be awesome if there were some big news about someone today

beach

strands spangram don’t pmo

airport bound but we had to shuffle luggage between our carryons because I’m the type of diva who brings two projects whenever we travel now 😇

an immediate all-timer, where’s the Pulitzer

Joanna Newsom please I’m begging for a new album

8am Monday meeting where my ass was not on the chopping block (someone else’s was) but I saved our asses anyway 🫶

Just found out about powerquery.,,, don’t text

this is incredibly diva and they’re all superstars but after this and Touch I NEEEED them to fully lean into denim as a brand for them

and who lowkey DGAF

I know chicken and rice has a meme reputation as being a really boring bro meal but damn if it isn’t good when yall season it right like that’s a delicious staple!!

post doctor dunkalatte is hitting

as a consequence, really happy for Rebecca Black, she’s kinda pulling CRJ-esque indie revival in the hyperpop sphere

new Yves is phenomenal, exactly

okay but what about Blues Traveler 0

The Light Of The Sun Never Falters In The Land Of Philabieldia

I NEED OCTOBER NOWWWWW