Has our little BABY here adjusted to their new life? Don’t give me that look. You’ll learn to be a good baby for me in time. Let me check your diaper since something stinks… wow! You went poopies right in your Pampers! Good baby! No, there was nothing in the tea I gave you..

You can protest all you want, but you’re a baby. Love hearing your last words as I strap this pacifier in place: “You can’t do this to me! I’m an ADULT! I’m not a baby! I don’t need diapers! I’m 31! I’m very important, & I’ll have you know.. mmmpfff” Blah, blah, blah… such a fussy baby!!

Getting older is lame.. but one neat thing that has happened to me is how much stronger my Daddy urges became. I really want to take care of an adult baby. The need to coddle, hug, and change diapers becomes overwhelming. Ugh, this might be one of those days where I have to diaper a stuffed animal

Look at you! Is the baby trying to put on their diaper all by themself? Daddy is very proud of you for knowing that you belong in diapers! But babies like you can’t do it on their own. No no no, this is what Daddy is here for. Babies don’t change themselves. Here, let me help you…

The neighbor girls aren’t “meanies”. Stop it. They’re lovely. You’re just being grumpy. They’ll be helping me babysit your crinklebutt today. Be good! It’s getting a little chilly, so we have this comfy unicorn footed sleeper for you to wear over your thick diaper. Stop pouting!

Hold still. Yes, I need to unzip your pants. I have to check your undies for wetness or poopies. You just can’t help yourself can you? If I detect any accidents then I will put you back in Pampers. Don’t look at me like that - this is what Daddy is here for darling

Confession: I still don’t really know what people mean or are referring to when they mention “diapersex” or “diaper stays on during sex”. So like… is it a non-penetrating form of sex? What exactly are you doing with your partner? Its vague & I have questions & hope I’m not alone on this lol

Nothing like that comfortable familiar feeling of a diaper around your bottom. Am I right baby? No more worries about a sudden wee wee or oopsie poopsie accident in your panties. Diapers remove anxiety. Diapers provide relief. You love diapers. Don’t lie. Say it with me: I love diapers!

Good morning baby! How’s your diaper? *I look down at you from the top of the crib bars*. Do you like your crib? You don’t remember falling asleep here? You crashed out last night & I carried you here silly. I secretly built it for you while also turning your room into a nursery

Let’s face it: aren’t vanilla relationships a little boring? It’s more fulfilling for me when my girlfriend could use a good spanking now & then so she can learn to not be a brat. It’s fun to check & change her diapers due to her accidents. Give her a pacifier when you need quiet

I spent a lot of time ridiculing you for your diapers, but I suppose karma has paid me a visit. I keep having pee accidents & the doctors are baffled. Now, I’m the one with “incontinence - must be kept in diapers” in my medical records. Can we… can we be friends? Sorry for being mean!

So much fun trick or treating with you last night! Everyone loved your baby costume! Even though we both know we didn’t have to look far for your outfit! 🤭 When you pooped your diaper in the middle of the party, it was so funny hearing you try to say it was part of your act! 🤣

I don’t really care if vanilla people don’t understand my kink. They ask me a question wondering why I’ve never been married & I give them my honest answer (which is my kink tends to get in the way of that). People can think what they want of me, but I’m at a point where I’m done lying about it

Having an adult baby as a friend or significant other can be a lot of fun. You'll be in the middle of a conversation then they get this far off look in their eyes. You just *know* they're wetting themselves like a little baby! 🤭

I’ve told you already! I’m the bathroom hall monitor & only one person can go in the bathroom at a time! You’ll just have to wait your turn. It’s the rules. Why are you holding your pants like that? You’re not gonna… no.. a grown adult? Having a little pee pee accident? No way..

So how do you want to spend your Sunday with me? Hmm? You can either: —Be big & quietly discuss with me the local impacts of municipal zoning ordinances. —Let me take off your clothes, get you into a thick diaper w/ a onesie & give you hugs, diaper pats, & knee bounces.

What do you mean “no more diapers daddy”? No no no, I just ordered these four cases of diapers for you & we’re not going to let them go to waste. You’re going to be diapered. Today, tomorrow, & for many days after. Got that? You don’t use the potty. Babies use their diapers

Oh? You’re ready to be an adult? Ok, answer me this: How does the quantization of space-time reconcile with the apparent continuity of experience? Mmhmm. Yes… well.. let’s just say I’m going to be keeping you in diapers. You’re still a baby & being big just isn’t for you, ok?

When will I finally pottytrain you? There’s no rush for that sweetheart. Hasn’t it been nice being back in diapers & having Daddy take care of you? I know I love all the bonding we get to do now that you’re a baby. I may pottytrain you sometime in the future… but it can wait

You’ve had umm.. several “accidents” this week. Enough where I don’t think we can call them “accidents” anymore. You really have no control of yourself. Plus you pout, whine, & can be really bratty. Let’s face it: you’re a baby & you belong back in diapers. I’ll make sure of it

Loving those mischievous baby giggles as I change your poopy diaper. You know you made a huge mess for Daddy to clean up! 💩 You know you dropped a big load right in that diaper because you’re a stinky little baby! Well, soon you will smell like baby wipes & baby lotion again. 😅

Oh.. you’re home early. These are my diapers & baby clothes that I wear for.. comfort reasons. This pacifier helps with my anxiety. I’m *not* a baby like you though! I simply have moments where I can’t resist these thick, crinkly, poofy diapers. I need them. Again: Not. A. Baby.

Today is the first time I pooped my diaper in a public place! While I enjoy filling up my diapers at home, I rarely wear diapers in public since it usually gives me anxiety, but I’ve been trying to get better at that. Anyway, was on a local errand & tummy started rumbling & I knew it had to happen!

I saw you watched a scary movie. That’s way too inappropriate for babies like you! I’ve enabled parental controls in the house & on your phone. From now on, you may only watch Barney, Sesame Street, Miss Rachel, and Bluey. I’ll add more shows for you if I feel they’re appropriate

Happy to be your new manager! But we do um, need to discuss something. You’ve been using the restroom very frequently. It’s a lot! I talked with HR, & we can keep you on board, but you’ll need to wear diapers. We will pay for them & you can visit my office for any diaper changes

Entering that time of year where vanilla girls will occasionally ask or wonder out loud what they should be for Halloween and I - as nonchalantly as possible - suggest it’d be cute if they were a baby 🤭. Can’t help it… I just really really want to see some of y’all in baby clothes! 🥵

How's my baby doing today? Ready for a fall adventure with Daddy? Let's go to the lake & you can feed the duckies there. I'll be sure you're diapered & will bring a diaper bag in case I need to change you in the parking lot. Later, I'll swaddle you in blankets for your nap time

I love you to pieces no matter what darling. But I think you know by now how to make Daddy *very* happy & proud of you! That’s right - embrace the fact that you’re a little diaper baby! Fill your diaper to the max. Do it right now! You’re such a good baby for using your diaper!

So you got your girlfriend back in diapers. Yay!! 🙌 Now, there's lots of little things you can do to help her adjust. I recommend having her diaper stacks out in the open. It's a constant reminder she belongs in diapers versus stuffing them away in a dresser. Easy access too!

It’s important to accept who you are: diapers and all. If you need or want to wear diapers then there’s nothing wrong with that and I’ll always be here to support you. Don’t let ignorant meanies get you down. They’re just mad that they’ll never be as cute as us 💜

You’re not wearing big kid undies are you? No no no no no! Diapers are much better. Think about it: -Diapers have cute designs with all your favorite characters on them. -Diapers are super soft & comfortable to wear -Diapers will protect you in case you have another accident Choose Diapers today!

Are you lost little one? What are you doing in the nursery? I see you looking at those diaper stacks. Hmm.. you're not a nursery employee, so that means you are a baby. "But I'm not a baby"? Well, if that were true you wouldn't be in a nursery would you? Up up. It's diaper time

(You crawl over to me, your diaper crinkling as you move) Aww! Such a cute baby! Does baby want uppies? You do? Daddy’s got you! (I effortlessly pick you up & hold you close) Best baby in the whole wide world! Does baby ever get tired of hugs & kisses? Hmm? Daddy hopes not! 😌

“Diaper” shouldn’t be a taboo word. I wear diapers - not “adult [briefs / garments / underwear]”. Diapers. There should be no shame in it. It won’t be until we embrace the word that we can start to be comfortable with it & normalize it. I’m glad companies like NorthShore take a stand on this too

It’s nice out so we’re going to the park playground. No, there’s nothing wrong with your outfit! Nobody will be able to tell you’re wearing a diaper and that skirt is too cute. And if anyone makes fun of your diapers then that means they’re just jealous you’re a baby with a Daddy

*You groggily wake up to my wiping & powdering you* Shh…. You don’t have to wake up just yet baby. Daddy noticed that your overnight diaper was about to burst so I came into your crib for a morning diapie change. I’ll get this much thicker diaper taped on you & you can go back to sleep

Oh my gosh! You’re wetting your pants! Wow.. that came out of nowhere. No no no, don’t be embarrassed. You’re not a baby. Well, not yet anyway, lol! Accidents happen. You’ve *got* to let me help you clean up. I have some diapers that should fit you. Here, come with me little one

What do you mean “what am I doing here?”. I live with you now as your caregiver & disciplinarian. Didn’t you read the fine print of your lease? Landlord deployed me here since you were a day late on your last payment. You’re not ready to be an adult. You’re going to wear diapers!

“What are your goals? Your hopes & dreams?” Me: Umm… trying to get as many adults back in thick crinkly diapers as possible?Ensuring that they smell like pampers baby wipes or baby lotion at all times? Picking out their cute outfits for the day and them always needing me to change them or snuggle?

Hey! Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt your live stream. Five thousand viewers? Wow! Is that good? Are ya winning? Anyway, Daddy needs to check your diaper. Stop fussing, it will only take a minute. The stream that you tend to do in your pants could lead to diaper rash!

Treatment notes: -Patient has taken to their pacifier very quickly. Can’t be without it now -Patient wet their diaper & I promptly rewarded them. They’re a good baby for using their diaper & Daddy is proud & loves them so much -Temper tantrum over bedtime. Spanking administered

As your therapist, I’ve never seen a case like yours. To truly fix your anxiety, we need to regress you & start over. You’ll live with me as an infant & call me Daddy. It will be an intensive program. You’ll wear & use your diapers & I will dress you in age appropriate clothing

You’re wondering what this thing is? Wow.. you’ve come a long way! That’s the potty sweetheart 🚽. You don’t need to worry about it. It’s way too complicated for you. You’re a baby and babies use their diapers for their pees & poopsies. When you need to go, you use your diaper

What are you doing baby? Daddy still has a few more work things to do at his laptop. How did you escape your playpen? What’s with the pleading face 🥺? One of those days again? Ok, come onto my lap. You can latch onto me while I wrap things up & then we will get snuggle time in later

I owe you an apology. I teased & called you “Stinky” after you had a poopy accident & needed my help with it, but I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. You may have stinky diapers at times, but to Daddy you’re so sweet & perfect just the way you are baby. *Kisses your forehead*

Oh no. No no no no no. You are *not* coming home with soaking wet pants & a bratty attitude to boot! Come along. I’m grabbing you by your ear, we are going to shower you off, then you will be spanked until that bottom is red, and then it’s diaper time for our little BABY here!

So happy you’re visiting your “crazy” Uncle Jason this weekend! I’m not crazy - I simply never had children & you’ll always be my little baby. Let me take care of you like I used to back in the day. You’re 28? No no, you’re a baby. Enough chit chat - let’s get you in a diaper

You took a massive dump right in that diaper didn't you? Such a stinky little baby! You really do belong in diapers, geez! Oh, I guess I can change you, but messy ones are a lot of work. Hmm.. first say "Daddy, I go poopie in my diapie". Yay! Say it again! Ok ok, I'll change you 💩

I know you tried your best, and you were so excited about your Pull-Ups, but Daddy doesn’t think you’re ready for the potty yet. You’re not there sweetheart. It’ll be ok. Daddy has decided that you’re going back to diapers full time. 24/7. I’ll always be here to take care of you!

Time to drop you off at the daycare. Daddy has things to take care of & I couldn’t find a sitter but thankfully Miss Jackie is willing to look after you. You will be on your best behavior for her ok? I told her that you never developed past age 2 and she understands. Bye bye!