Our therapist gave us this code word to use. So if either of us says "Oklahoma", the other one has to tell the God's honest truth. Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful. Did ruin the musical for me though. / Ted Lasso S01E05 Tan Lines #TedLasso

Roy: Why is your face so close to mine? Nathan: Well, my initial plan was to hug you, but I just chickened out just now. / Ted Lasso S01E04 For the Children #TedLasso

You here to kill me? / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

Don't worry about wins or losses. Just help these guys be the best version of themselves on and off the pitch. This, at the end, is the most important thing. / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

Last time I saw eyes that cold, they were going head-to-head with Roy Scheider. / Ted Lasso S01E01 Pilot #TedLasso

Jamie Tartt, you f?cking king! / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

I know. Pen1s is too big. Hurts your tiny little v@gina. / Ted Lasso S02E10 No Weddings and a Funeral #TedLasso

You're not lost, my s3xy little baby. / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

I've literally never thought about work the second after leaving work... or even while there, really. / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

That choice, and my Chicago Bulls Starter jacket that I let Janelle Rhodes borrow my sophomore year 'cause she spilled ketchup all over herself, and it looked like she'd been shot, those are two things I ain't getting back. / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success

So then, next year we get ourselves a promotion, which looks good on any resume. Then we come back to this league and... we do something that no one believes we could ever do. Win the whole f*cking thing. / Ted Lasso S01E10 The Hope that Kills You #TedLasso

I mean, Sleepless in Seattle is still a far superior film. / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

Ted: (to reporters) See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah? Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo! / Ted Lasso S01E07 Make Rebecca Great Again #TedLasso

Y'all got a town here called "Tooting"? / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

Oh, my God, Coach. Our new striker looks just like your mom. / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

Will? You missed a good one. / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

Oi! Tartt. Boot room. Now! / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

Colin: Clearly no barbers in Manchester. / Ted Lasso S01E10 The Hope that Kills You #TedLasso

Nate the Great. / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

Hello. We're not open for another half hour. Would you care to wait not here? / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

Go Richmond. / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

No such man exists. / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

I should have picked a stronger password or something. / Ted Lasso S03E08 We'll Never Have Paris #TedLasso

Look at that sponge! That's rubbish! Temper your chocolate, you twat! / Ted Lasso S02E06 The Signal #TedLasso

You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine. Not that it's any of my business. / Ted Lasso S02E01 Goodbye Earl #TedLasso

That's a tad aggressive, you know. But hey, I shouldn't bring an umbrella to a brainstorm, so I appreciate you getting the ball rolling, Nate. / Ted Lasso S02E01 Goodbye Earl #TedLasso

Ted: Whoo! Room 5150. Finally. Sammy Hagar, greatest lead singer in Van Halen history. (Coach Beard raises a finger) ...In the post-David Lee Roth era. / Ted Lasso S01E07 Make Rebecca Great Again #TedLasso

Wave to the crowd! Wave to the crowd! / Ted Lasso S02E09 Beard After Hours #TedLasso

I want to share with y'all the truth about my recent struggles with anxiety. And, well, my overall concern about the way we discuss and deal with mental health in athletics. / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success #TedLasso

He's actually a very sweet young man. / Ted Lasso S03E04 Big Week #TedLasso

There's two buttons I never like to hit, all right? And that's "panic" and "snooze." / Ted Lasso S02E01 Goodbye Earl #TedLasso

May I keep the pen? / Ted Lasso S03E02 (I Don't Want to Go to) Chelsea #TedLasso

This is how they do it in the movies. / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso

Oy! It has been an honor coaching all of you. I do hope you'll come back and play next year. But only if you fu*king mean it! / Ted Lasso S02E02 Lavender #TedLasso

I'm just in here until my office exists. It's really no problem. If I spill anything, I'm next to everything I need to clean up. / Ted Lasso S02E08 Man City #TedLasso

What a lovely speech. Now, who wants to make a lot of money? / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso

Um... Getting to know them. Getting to know all about them. Getting to like them. Getting to hope... / Ted Lasso S03E01 Smells Like Mean Spirit #TedLasso

You're too much of a liability. You act like an asshole and disappear on Man City. Then you act like an asshole and cheat on Amy with Denise. / Ted Lasso S02E02 Lavender #TedLasso

You have to pull. It's a... It's a... You're pu... You're pushing. It's a pu... You have to pull the door. What you're doing is obviously w... / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso

Should we all take naps so we can stay up later? / Ted Lasso S03E06 Sunflowers #TedLasso

(sighs) "I don't mind cleaning up a mess." (scoffs) Smooth move, f$ckwitch. / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso

I don't mean the T-shirt. I mean you. You seem lighter than the last time I saw you. Less... stuck. / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso

I'll celebrate when the final whistle has blown. I don't wanna move and jinx it. / Ted Lasso S03E11 Mom City #TedLasso

Roy: What have you got to be sad about? Did one of the Paw Patrol dogs die? / Ted Lasso S02E04 Carol of the Bells #TedLasso

Like the man once said, "Once you make it to the top of the mountain, what's left for you but lightning?" / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso

You frowning while we're on a win streak, that's a bad look. / Ted Lasso S03E03 4-5-1 #TedLasso

Be a goldfish. / Ted Lasso S03E12 So Long, Farewell #TedLasso

For Isaac to do what he did today, even though it was wrong... I give him love. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso

Football is life. / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success #TedLasso

If any of the other people start disappearing one by one due to a series of unfortunate accidents seemingly caused by their own hubris, you get the hell out of there. Do you hear me? / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso