Schwardle #1 2/6 ⚾💣⬜⬜⬜ 💣💣💣💣💣

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Casty!! 🥹

That’s the Kerkering I want to see in the playoffs.

Thank god Kepler.

One of the fun things about having celiac is when you decide to order pizza from the one place within a 45 minute drive of your house that makes decent gf pizza.. and you coordinate the order with your husband driving as you place the order, but they call 5 minutes before scheduled pickup to say

Not all that efficient but happy with the score so far.

Oh, I can follow the game on the Inky app?

Cool, apparently the eagles game isn’t being aired in my region. But Trea is back in the Phillies lineup, which I appreciate.

Going into anticipatory withdrawal because, after today, there’s no more Phillies for almost a week?! 😭

This “get off my lawn” BS is such 🗑️. I know it’s click bait, but if he’s actually trying to prove a point he needs to look at the save rate of other closers. The author is against fun. Miss me with this dumb take. 🙄 “Jhoan Duran’s entrance bothers me a little. Here’s why.” share.inquirer.com/eN7lzC

Dude was totally gonna keep that Twins HR ball until his girl was so adamant that he *had* to throw it back on the field. 🙄

Heard an “oooohhh” after my husband went into the pantry so I had to tell him the Junior Mints are for Eagles games, not for general consumption.

Glad the MVP chants are back for Kyle 🤗 #philliesmorningafterclub

Kruk’s “they must drink a lot of milk” about JT almost killed me. I practically perished.

Sosa 🥹 #philliesmorningafterclub

Grrrrr 😒

Last night’s game had everything: Sloppy defense, injured player carted off, poor base running, come from behind tie game, a rain delay, extra innings, Casty tying it up.. do the Phillies win?!

54th jog around the bases for Schwarber 💣 🥹

Good morning and happy victory Monday, fellow birds fans! I need to stock up on junior mints today. 🦅

Hell of a write up from Crossing Broad. Insightful and decisive. Seriously some of the best work I’ve seen out of this outlet in years. Why is the media beating up on Casty? www.crossingbroad.com/news/phillie...

How many times can I watch the blocked field goal at high volume before my husband gets annoyed?

I’m sorry, is that gentleman walking down the steps behind home plate wearing a maroon shirt that says “day drinking” in Phillies font? Sir, you look like you’re in your 50s. That shirt is for college students. You have a mortgage. Grow up.

Was legit offended that Zac Gallen was happy about the eagles win, forgetting he’s from Jersey. Like he’s not allowed to feel joy about that, he’s the enemy!

I still don’t like the white unis at home. Let’s not do that again.

Loving my timeline today; great work everyone. 🙌

Lawn maintenance crew (husband) is outside doing yard things and I’ve been screaming bloody murder all afternoon. Doubt that will change as I transition to the Phillies

That was fun (I had a heart attack and a stroke)

Comeback for the fucking ages

Look at him go galdudjrnjxid

Let’s block this shit again please 🏈

My tummy hurts.

Skinny Batman 🥹

Does anyone have a Xanax? I think I need one.

I don’t wanna hear shit about tiger woods

AJ AJ AJ keep 👏 throwing 👏him the ball 👏

THE AJ IN AJ BROWN STANDS FOR ALWAYS OPEN **JUST THROW ME THE BALL!!!!!!!!**

holy shit go birds it's happening they're birding

Jordan Mailata is a king among men.

It’s weird living in central Massachusetts where so many patriots “fans” became fans of the bucs after Brady went there.. and now they’re just kinda wishy washy football folks. I saw one kid wear an NFL shield t shirt in back to school photos. your kid is a fan of the league? You’re parenting wrong.

Oooh baby!

Watched last night’s Phils game in Arizona this am. Now birds /rams. And then the Phillies rubber game my lord is this day packed.

What was that NFL commercial and why did it make me feel like I just dropped acid? I’ve never actually done that but the ad was trippy?

Jelly beans are gone, I hope it was enough

Jordannnnnnn

I didn’t realize the stupid manicure I had to give myself yesterday for my stupid cracked nails would impede my ability to live tweet through sports ball activities

AJ 🥰😼

Can’t help it, whenever I see saquon do something great I think of some moron that wrote a letter to the editor of the inquirer saying, basically, let’s be better than making fun of the giants for letting him go.