I was just on a call with my psych and she asked “when was the last time you experienced joy” and it came out of me so fast she had no idea what I was saying— “earlier today when the Phillies resigned Kyle Schwarber” and she was like “huh?” And I wanted to yell “sports!” 🤣

Kyle!!!

This is some godawful, ugly-ass football.

I’ll frequently record night games and watch them the next day.. the amount of time it’s taking me to finish this awful MNF game is laughable

Oh good. We stink again. 🦅

That Melissa McCarthy episode of SNL was one of the worst top To bottom of like the past five years.

I’ve seen youth hockey games better officiated than this Hockey East matchup btw BC and UML.

Where’s the embellishment call on that tripping play? Seriously garbage officiating tonight in this matchup.

UML took a shot after the whistle, so that should be a five minute major (just saying). #HockeyEast #cawlidgehawkey

Unbelievably bad officiating when the refs had the chance to assess a major penalty on a clear high hit from UML and they fail to do so. Great job, Hockey East. 🙄

Hey um does anyone know.. are there any sales happening? Can’t tell what the deals are.

Started watching task and I’m already annoying my husband like 20 minutes into the show. “Does she work at Rita’s?” (She does!)

I know google has gotten shittier and shittier but like my Gmail is impossible to search now. Whatever the algorithm is— it’s unusable. I typed in the name of a shop to check against my receipts and it says “no results.” Umm what?!

Had a dream last night that I was a relief pitcher for the Phillies. So, I’ve got that going for me.

Hope social media is ready for whatever AJ Brown has to say.

Nick sirianni shaves his head.gif

FUCK

We made this happen with our encouragement (booing)

At least I can start drinking when I get home. Go birds 🦅

Can you fire a coach at halftime? Asking for my country, Philadelphia

Yeah if I were at the linc I would boo, too.

Ok I’m at a hockey game. How are the birds doing?

lol this review of the goal took WAY too long

These cowboys unis are like Penn State but with stars

Husband has basically stopped watching football but he saw Kelce get outmatched on a play when I put the game on and he started singing Neil Young’s “Old Man”

I wonder how thanksgiving is gonna go for that couple at the Coldplay show.

Leave the offense in Texas

Deep sigh.

☠️

Brb gonna die

That’s my qb

DISLIKE

blurghhhhhh

Husband and cat are both sleeping on the couch and I keep screaming at the tv and waking them up.

These penalties, man. 🤦‍♀️

Infuriating that Tom Brady is paid tens of millions of dollars to do something he’s spectacularly bad at, when there are other sports broadcasters that don’t suck.

Skinny Batman is a god

SCREAMING

Had to turn the volume up to hear Brady compliment Jalen Hurts

Since I need to chill out after my anger… now is the time to tell my Bluesky friends that I saw a cologne ad on tv and asked my husband “is that Gabrielle Union’s husband”?

I love missing the first five minutes of AMERICA’S GAME OF THE WEEK

Is it over? Put my game on for fucks sake. It’s “americas game of the week” but you stupid turds are like—let’s show you “bonus” coverage of a game nobody cares about.

Get this bonus coverage off my team. No one gives a shit about either of these teams.

Hey @nflonfox.bsky.social I’m ANGRY show me the eagles / cowboys game nowwww

This is fucking “bonus coverage,” I want to see the game that’s supposed to be playing. Literally nobody cares about the giants.

Ok I’m now angry. Put the eagles game on, you choads

While I sit here stressing about coverage of the birds, I’m happy to report I attended a multigenerational family event today and I was still removing my coat when the old folks cell phones were given to the young folks to begin assessing problem areas.

If FOX is late covering the eagles game I swear to god

Nothing beats screaming epithets at the (incompetent) Hockey East refs while sitting next to my devoutly Catholic father in law , who went to mass before the game.