Saints Row: The Third was the only good one

If there's one uniting thing we can all agree on, it's that everyone in the English speaking world calls the p'cans for short.

I think the hot honey fad is nearing its end now that McDonald's has discovered it. What will the next wildly popular food fad be?

Alysa Liu absolutely earned her gold medal with that free skating program. That was possibly my favorite figure skating performance I've ever seen.

Can you imagine if Pokémon were like BotW? You'd have 98% normal type creatures and moves, and also each move would only have like 6 PP.

Copyright should be 20 years.

You know those toilet cleaning tablets that make your water blue or purple? Those should come in a more premium color like gold

Very cool, thanks

I know on a technical level France and USA and Canada did absolutely amazing at free dance, but the sheer joy and fun on display for Great Britain's program made theirs my absolute favorite to watch, in spite of any technical errors.

Ring's lost dog ad is like "um actually mass surveillance is good" Fuck off with this

When does the game start

Forget autotune, pop music these days has too much reverb.

I consider myself a connoisseur of comedy. A comedisseur, if you will.

Dear algorithm that spies on me to decide what ads to show me: I already did my taxes

Well, it's January. Again.

I neither have a structured settlement nor need cash now

Myers-Briggs is not, itself, a personality type. Please.

BALLatro × CloverPIT

The biggest contributor to Shein's success is designer brands charging premium prices for low quality crap. Like, if you're gonna get some poorly made clothes anyway, might as well get it cheap.

Ignore the headlines, read the articles. What people think Satya said about AI and what he actually said are pretty different. He's still wrong, but not as ludicrously so as the rage bait headlines make it seem.

I woke up in another state and went to Micro Center for a ten dollar audio cable (isekai)

Dear society, Hot honey was a mistake. It's not too late to fix this. -Andrew

Galaxian and Generational Trauma: A Video Essay

Dear diary, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'

Who remembers when Pizza Hut used to come with a cup of garlic sauce in the box.

Who remembers when Domino's used to come with a pepperoncini in the box.

Mario & Luigi: Mystery Dungeon

What's the difference between pea soup and tuna piano?

You know the term "NPC" has caught on when it shows up in Jeopardy, not even in the context of video games.

I bet you can't identify this movie from just one line: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

Chili belongs on: A. Hot dogs B. Tortillas C. Spaghetti D. Its own

Waiting for Disney to realize they own Fox and make a live action Anastasia, followed by a live action Rasputin origin story that makes him misunderstood and tragic

Merry Christmas Eve!

If you commission an artist, they make the art, not the you. AI is no different in that respect. (And only that respect, really)

I don't have to like Epic to appreciate that they're right and Apple and Google are wrong.

The real Christopher Walken would probably lose a Christopher Walken soundalike contest, because the idea people have in their heads of his voice is such an exaggerated caricature compared to the real thing.

Hollow Knight 2: For Super Players

Dear Sega, Why does Catherine have Ubisoft towers? This isn't Far Cry. I want to spend less time climbing towers and more time actually playing the game. Sincerely, All gamers everywhere

I was slightly interested in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, until the devs acted like sore losers. I don't want to support a studio that thinks that kind of public facing attitude is okay.

By the way. If you think those who would block minors' access to social media will stop at minors or social media, I have a bunch of RTX 5070s to sell you on the cheap.

My current favorite genre of YouTube videos is blind reactions to [redacted] in FF7 (And the very fact that blind reactions can still exist is why I still redact this even 28 years later)

Fun fact MacKenzie from Metroid Prime 4 in the ending he turns into a party worm and changes his first name

Me pulling into AutoZone for a new battery: 🎵 Oh oh oh O'Reillyyyyyyyyyy Auto parts🎶

Shift+Insert is the most cursed keyboard shortcut.

As soon as they became legal, they also became turbo cringe.