Ben Ducket has zero match awareness. Get to lunch, start the next session with all wickets intact. Idiot.

There's a poll on this page. You know what to do. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

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I'm old enough to remember when Gordon Brown was forced to apologise to a woman for calling her a bigot. The very least we should expect is that Nigel Farage apologises for being one.

Rumour has it that the FIFA opening ceremony for the USA will involve Infantino felching Trump as ICE agents beat piñatas made of immigrants whilst Melania takes a penalty with Hunter Biden’s head.

@bethrigby.bsky.social Hi Beth. Genuine question. If Labour’s GE victory on 33.7% vote share was a loveless landslide, what would a Reform GE victory be on a projected vote share of sub 30% ? Thanks. Have a great weekend.

@bethrigby.bsky.social I’m calling bullshit on your Cabinet Member source dissing Reeves & her budget.Name them or shut up. If anyone is misleading the Public it’s you.

Nathan Gill tried to groom at least 4 other politicians into the Reform Russian traitor spy gang. Farage is always demanding another grooming gang inquiry, let’s give him one.

An investigation into Russian interference in our politics is long overdue. And we all know who should be questioned first.

If the French can prosecute & imprison a former president then we can prosecute Johnson & his team over covid.

Danny Kruger claims migrant men represent a disproportionate threat to women. FACT-CHECK: Reform MPs are a bigger "Per Capita" threat to women and girls than ANY minority group. #Bbcqt

How ironic that the Judge summing up why Tommy Yaxley whotsit was acquitted was reffering to rights enshrined in the ECHR.

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social Hi, has anyone gone back over the cases Sarah Pochin presided over as a Magistrate to check there was no racial bias ? Given some of her racially insensitive pronouncements is it possible she may have been an unreliable arbiter of justice?

Zia Yusuf resigns ( again) from Reform’s hopeless DOGE unit. Ironically his resignation immediately massively improves the effectiveness of Reform’s DOGE unit.

📍 Today in Caerphilly: Nathan Gill’s former aide is standing for @ReformParty_UK . He’s refused to comment on Gill’s bribery case. A live election, linked to a Kremlin propaganda network, and still, no accountability. That’s why this case matters. #CaerphillyByElection

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Parking is such sweet sorrow.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Parking is such sweet sorrow. Not my work, saw it on Bluesky at the weekend.

I love it. Thank You for sharing. OTP vp #NoKings

What the fuck are MI5 doing?What’s the point of stopping terror attacks that kill 100s if they just sit back & allow Farage into power to kill millions with prolonged economic failure & crashing living standards.If Nigel is a Russian asset we need to know now & see the full extent of any betrayal.

Looks like Trump finally got the huge crowds of Americans to turn out.

Tories & RW Media having a two tier tantrum re Government disclosure in the China spy trial said sweet FA when Johnson,Gove,Sunak et al “lost” crucial data requested by the Covid inquiry.

Oops! There goes another one. There really ought to be some sort of Reform Councillor Resign- Ometer set up in Westminster. Betting companies could run a live feed & offer odds on which toxic thicko will be next.

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This is very clever.

After telling Trump he has ended eight wars they then go on to mention his 9 holes in 1 at the US Open,the time he wrestled a Sasquatch a jumped the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle.

Dear @robertjenrickmp.bsky.social. Born & bred in Handsworth. Represented it for 18 years as a councillor. Heard you're an expert now. Next time you're in town, I'd be delighted to give you a personal tour and even introduce you to my mum. Lots of love, Paulette x www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Nothing tells you “it’s over between us” like the BBC 6pm News not covering the Tory Conference until 20 mins in.

The Russians paid Nathan Gill approx £4-5k each time he illegally spoke for them.Given how cheaply Gill turned against his country seems unlikely that they only approached or secured just one asset.Can we have any confidence that Reform isn’t infested with Russian agents?

I just drank a whole bottle of Jäegermeister down in one.

So, Sunday Times runs with latest poll showing Farage winning if there was an election now. But makes NO mention of Reform’s collusion with Russia. And this is how democracy gets beaten to death in the dark. Voters are not being told the truth. Reform is given the stage but is NEVER held to account.

You are not a patriot if your associates sell out your country to Russia. You are not a patriot if your associates brag about annexing Commonwealth territory. You are not a patriot if you advocate for policies that impoverish & weaken your country.

I just saw an interview with Farage defending the Reform Mayor of Scarborough awarding himself a 600% pay rise. That the Mayor on £182k per year, a full £10k more than the actual UK PM. How is this not front page news ?

Andrea Jenkyns car crash on Sky News just now. Swans ate all the scientists & something something. At least she didn’t sing.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Starmer knows the full cost of taking a principled stand with Trump is British jobs & the Economy,Ukrainian lives,NATO falling apart,Security & intelligence cooperation. Starmer is taking one for the team here because unlike Farage he is a patriot.

Mandleson is a cunt but at least he didn’t make us all cunts with some bullshit Rose Garden press conference fairy tale eyesight nonsense. If Mandy was working under Reform or Tory governments, he’d still be in post.

Charlie Kirk was not a “free speech activist” and any outlet that tells you he was is lying to you. He wanted unlimited freedom for himself and as little as possible for the people he hated, ie anyone who wasn’t a white male conservative. His values were trash

Given the seemingly uncontrollable urge for the UK Media to seek the Farage opinion on absolutely anything…Seems odd there is no Reform / Farage / Tice response to the Mandleson- Epstein open goal.

If Farage & Reform are going to insist on dressing like the animation team from some third rate 1950s holiday camp i think we should all start shouting “ Hi - de - Heil” at them every time we seen them in public.

The much anticipated relaunch of Pontins flounders after one of the Entertainment team tell racist jokes at press junket.

There’s a reason today’s would be Tory populist plonkers were boasting back then about opening asylum hotel after asylum hotel

Has anyone checked that’s actually Rod Stewart & not Charlie Mullins ?

I like to have a Martini Two at the very most Three i’m kinda unstable Four i’m talking to ghosts.

Off to a great start in Nafplio.

Farage claimed in his speech today that he would raise £65 *billion* by cutting climate policies, DEI schemes, and ‘Quangos’. He’s not running a serious operation and every political journalist in the country has a public duty to shout that from the rooftops

Friends,a momentous day. The Almighty God has bestowed a great providence upon the UK.All adults will now live to 125 yrs old & never suffer sickness,infirmity,hunger,poverty or disease. Now here’s Chris Mason of the BBC to tell you why this is actually all terrible & Kier Starmer’s fault.

This is fascinating.

Why aren’t people in Scotland & Ireland boycotting Trump’s golf courses?