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tell me i'm beautiful

tag yourself i'm the uh....... shaped one

we're making pretzels

i didnt intend to have so much green in my house.. but here we are

BLUESKY GIVEAWAY: - 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry). As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible. RULES: - must be following me on Bluesky - must RT this post you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!

im pretty sure his neck just did that...

@peridae.bsky.social can i please message youuu

WHY DID THEY PHOTOSHOP STAPLES LADY'S EYES TO BE SO SMALL?? THIS ISNT EVEN ME GASLIGHTING YOU GO TO THE WEBSITE?? careers.staples.com/en

blondies hmu

i love making music. i wish i was immortal so i could do it forever.

i LOVE making ost. for theg amein my head

why does everyone always buy new fucking games like... rlly? you had to spend that $60 on something you played for like 10 hrs?

Stoppable force vs Movable object

ah, the sweet release of GOD FUCK. I AM SO FUCKING HORNY FUCK!!!! FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!

⚠️ Spamton has entered Menopause

white boys have no hobbies they just get punched

MAJOR RELEASE TODAY! CHECK IT YO!

damn girl you bald under all of that hair?

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oop we in ww3

dude im never beating this url it has 999999 health

someones selling their real end table, they cut it out and ai generated a background. what

FINELY DRESSED WOMEN

Every time I don’t like something that’s popular I think of this image and it cracks me up

dude i ahve the weirdest autism

These people want a better world but can't sacrifice a mid burger 😭😭💀

the devil

had 2 make it

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pretzels might be my favorite food

dude do you like my shirt

note to self STOP FUCKING SINGING im DESTROYING my asophagus. BUT ITS SO FUNNN

DUDE fall out boy - under the cork tree 2005 is NUTS GOOD its too bad they turned into flanderized insane corporate pop lolz.

2. dogs are so funny, man

Elon musk rolls worst joint, asked to leave babyfur community

just released a major song called Razor's Edge. please check it out if you would, and tell me how it makes you feel.