it is my friday and then i have two days off for addison rae and (another) new tattoo but i’m not like, manic or anything. just some silly goose behavior

i had my one month review with my boss and i’m doing great and everyone is obsessed with me :)

GUESS WHO’S GOING TO SEE SWEET ANGEL BABIES KEANU REEVES AND ALEX WINTER IN WAITING FOR GODOT ON HER ACTUAL BIRTHDAY

i could catch up on my queue or i could watch shandi cheat on her boyfriend in the hot tub

my new really good wall art

omg i got tickets to see bob the drag queen and meg donnelly (american housewife forever!) in moulin rouge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i missed the first chunk of the big brother finale but it doesn’t seem like i missed anything of import and i know it i don’t watch this tonight vulture will post about it at 6 AM

monsoon season forever

fawnia gifted me her 90s tom ford-era gucci and i’m carrying it for the first time 😍

i am so obsessed with this it’s unhealthy

tonight i get to see one of my favorite people, jenna, and go to one of my favorite places for dinner, veselka, and then i’m going to see one of my favorite drag queens, jinx monsoon, in i guess what would be my favorite play, or at least the only one i’ll have seen twice, oh! mary

i had such a perf day. i got the most sumptuous facial, then went on home goods/5below adventure with incredible luck, saw and loved one battle after another and had delicious water ice and it was just filled with laughs and hangs and comfort and cute little tchotkes and all my favorite things

one battle after another was so fucking good

going to get a facial and then see one battle after another and eat snacks yay happy saturday

oops i scheduled another new tattoo because i found a gift card for a shop in my wallet and look at this guy’s sick chrome work

let’s see what this is about

i was taking a nice stony sunset walk and i cut through the park and a kid’s football landed at my feet and i ran it over to him and when i turned around with my headphones cocked i found out a man had been live streaming and “the streamers” had wanted me to throw it? okay

checked out takahachi on my way back for a special post-doc appt lunch and got the freshest, most delicious little fish bowl and a banana cream pastry thing that was to die for

i can’t get over how well that bunkie board thing fixed the problem i was having with my bed perfectly

was supposed to have my surgery follow up 6 weeks after said surgery but then i lost my insurance and anyway i’m finally having that today and i’m glad i’ve been healing well so i have no concerns or worries

big brother having a cheatmance, the whole cheating non-scandal on the challenge…….. weird they both aired this week. it must be cosmic

hypochlorous acid is the most incredible thing

a very, very tiring day

haven’t seen it for her but this whips open.spotify.com/track/2Nh1wI...

i scheduled my first ever facial and i got $20 off and they let me pick what level of conversation i want and the lights setting and even what background music in the intake form. how neat

so cute

skittles is the cutest

a perfect cheese

i already know what i want my next tattoo to be lol

the catalina crunch apple cider donut cereal is so incredibly good in my loaded chia puddings

very proud to be a founding member of eva bird design’s snail mail print club. the first send is adorable and i saw next month’s is fleabag-themed which will kill me ❤️

very good

made by carly kimzey at allied tattoo!!!

IT’S ALMOST TATTOO TIME

mmmmmm fancy juice

a woman of taste

NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY NEW TATTOO DAY

tattoo tomorrow i am so excited eeeeeeeep i haven’t seen the mock ups yet but i just know they’re going to be perfect

i have tickets to see addison rae, doechii, and cardi b’s first headlining tours. i love women

OH HELL YEAH

i just took my zepbound with the vial and needle for the first time cause i’ve had the pens and i was so nervous but i did so well!!!!!!!!!!!!! perfectly, even

$40 copay for a cortisone shot in the zit that won’t die. worth it

officially replaced all my lightning cords with USB c cords now that my phone is upgraded and i think my apartment might be perfect

what can i say i love a good hat

my walking contraption for optimal phone, credit card, vape, and keys carrying ability

my gorg wallet collection. proenza schouler ps1, dior card holder, jimmy choo, alexander mcqueen

further optimizing your apartment after a deep clean >>>>>> i swear i uncovered new places in here

i am the happiest, hottest, and richest i’ve ever been. everything they say about your 30s is true

i got a her name is han reservation for pre-doechii as if a perfect evening couldn’t get even better