Ork!!! I am not very good at painting straight lines for hazard stripes. 'Me smash hoomies!!!'

Lola!

Found this yesterday and it made me smile.

These soldiers have replaced another squad of soldiers at an old stately house. They hear knocking, it's in morse code which says, 'i have no legs'. Then they all go to bed... wtf? I'd have been all over that house looking for legless Lucy or out of the front door!!!

Nothing kills a war movie more for me than the wrong type of vehicles being used by a certain army. I suppose I could just think, maybe they captured it, but the director isn't going to think that deeply. Let's put German soldiers and a general into a Willy jeep, no one will notice.

I bought this painting at a antique shop. It was £5. I like it. It's mine. Whoever the artist was, Thu Ha K.P., bottom right, they made a lovely bit of art. Thank you!

Tax dodging, immigrant blaming, Monaco living, Jim Radcliffe. There's no such thing as a good billionaire.

Ork orks orks orks. Waaaaaaaagh!!!

Lolabean! #cats

Binx! She's such a photogenic cat! #cat

Cracking title to the Private Eye video on YouTube yesterday. Bravo! #privateeye #downwithpeter

Tank! Unexpected sight to see in Eccleston, Chorley today. A T34-85.

Jellycats. Such a shame the company went full capitalism and ruined what was a fun escape from reality. Buying second hand, some are gifts.

#bwfc wracking them in today! Come on you Whites!

Binx doing Binx things.

Meow!

Gonna try this airbrushing lark today.

Binx and Lola before they learned to dislike each other. Dug this photo out of an old collection. #cats

I need more planes and tanks!!!

Crikey, 1st of February already...

Ella Baron's cartoon in the Guardian. Quite brilliant.

Ork fun.

Bolton giving us a victory to keep us on the tail of Lincoln. Could have done with them losing along with Stockport, but hohum. #bwfc

Three more orks ready for painting up. Goffs of course.

OCD going nuts today. Picking up on everything and causing me plenty discomfort. Remember, fly in the room, it'll pass when it's ready.

@boltongreenparty.bsky.social you getting any peeps on the campaign trail? Not seen much and we need a strong opposition to the reform lot.

And we have quiet. Cats fed. Cats sleeping.

Then if that fails, let's go sit on the food cupboard.

When one fails, the other tries it on...

It begins. I'm being watched.

The irony of this temu t shirt is wonderful. AI generated. I love wading through the stuff to find the hilarious AI screw ups. Wonder how may flag humpers have bought it? 😁

Massive win for United against Arsenal. Made my weekend. 4th in the league. #ManchesterUnited #united Those goals. Good lord.

Think i may buy these bike I'm doing up. It's lovely and I know I could make it shine again. #vintage #bike #Raleigh

Ginge visiting again. Cat trap worked! #kitty

Regular recent visitor to the backdoor for pats and cuddles. Named Ginge, because I'm bad at names.

Local waterfall, Chorley, UK.

Lola checking I'm okay. I am.

Cannot get straight hazard lines or chequers. More practice me thinks. #warhammer #orks

Coots!

Binx having a very rare cuddle. #cats

Well done my local town of #Bolton in the UK. Collected over £450 of vodka bottles on a litter picking. 7 bags of rubbish, including nappies dumped in bushes...

We have axolotl in work. Never even knew!!!

New orks look better. Old orks are more customizable. This is a concern. #40k #orks #warhammer

This is Kevin. Kevin is smart and after he stole a piece of shoulder armour off a dying Space Marine, he placed it over his eye. He now has super powers - if he can't see you, you can't see him! #ork #warhammer #40k

More steps forward, but annoyingly I cant get the guns under its armpit... shouldn't have glued the others on yet lol #40k #orks #warhammer

Just a heads up. Avoid Tesco mobile like the plague. Bought a new iPhone, new contract with them. My online banking doesn't work. Messenging doesnt work. Spoke to the bank and Apple, it's related to Tesco. Spoke to Tesco, they hung up. Say it's not their problem.

A tiny dusting of white powder and my town grinds to a halt.

3 years off Facebook.

Trying this Ork building business. #ork #warhammer