Trump proposes replacing the petrodollar with the pedodollar.

Time travel into the past violates the fundamental principle of causality, which dictates that causes must precede their effects.

Didn’t see that coming.

There will be a shortage of therapists when the Trump Disillusionment bubble bursts.

50 shades of gold, can’t even get the grandma gaudy right.

You’d drink too if you had my boss.

Preparing for negotiations with Iran. One flash/beep indicates "Yes", while two flashes/beeps indicate "No".

When have we “won” the war with Iran, First it was to free Iran’s people. Then, it’s to end Iran’s nuclear weapons ability. Then, to destroy Iran’s missiles. Then, to achieve “regime change.” Then, to open the Strait of Hormuz (A full circle). My favorite was “it’s over when I feel it in my bones.”

Irony anyone? Bueller, Bueller, Bueller?

But have you ‘met’ your husband lately?

Cuba maybe? Panama is still available.

Just a passing note from a UK media source with working-class perspectives on British politics and current events.

Read the room.

Trump writes dopamine checks to maga that reality won’t cash.

A meme going around in the Philippines, everyone knows this Trump’s doing. $1.80 per liter puts a gallon of gas in the Philippines more than a days wage for the average worker.

Finally the international respect he deserves. www.swissinfo.ch/eng/various/...

If lying is exhausting, Karoline Leavitt in 3 years.

Someone tell Sarah Huckleberry Sanders Pizza Time wants their table cloth back.

For Iran: Blocking the strait is described as "terrorism" or a "threat to global stability." For Cuba: Blocking their oil is framed as "pressure power politics" or "maximum pressure" to promote democracy. It’s a textbook example of 1984 double speak combined with a double standard.

“Why not just ask the press to wear Pom poms!” Says much.

This is what I hear when Karoline starts flapping her skinny little machine gun lips.

Florsheim shoes and new hats.

We have new evidence of 12 kinds of yellow cake found in Iran. Smuggled from all over the world including the Betty Crocker refinery.

The “It will be my objective to phase out Social Security, to pull it out by the roots" guy, wonders why democrats don’t complain about cartel members wearing masks. He must think these up when he’s half drunk.

As Billy Martin said when George Steinbrenner fired him for the fifth time … not again 🤷‍♂️

Meanwhile other news in Smallville.

Halftime and moonshine.

Going into battle is what bagpipes were originally designed for. Intimidating enemies with loud, piercing, and continuous sound.

What a spokesman for Trump.

Trump has never figured out that the root cause of looking stupid is being stupid.

Héctor Luis Valdés Cocho, a Cuban activist and journalist who rallied Latinos support for Trump, has been taken into custody by ICE and is currently in a detention center awaiting deportation. FAFO. All while Trump is squeezing Cuba out of oil from Venezuela.

Oh Canada!

The day after it’s premiere

Minneapolis stands for America wow. 🇺🇸

This is the best Donald Trump well ever see, he will only get worse. “The only thing more dangerous than an American Hitler is a demented American Hitler."

Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview" Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.

Is he paying South Africa too?

😂😂😂

All the way to the top, everyone gets it. I guess that gets him under the bus.

A real song from a real American. Article in the Minneapolis Star Tribune YouTube and lyrics. www.startribune.com/bruce-spring...

Rolling Stone has reported that approximately two-thirds of the production crew have requested to not have their names in the credits. Crew members say the worst part of working on the film wasn’t promoting the Trump administration — it was having to work alongside accused sex pest Brett Ratner

Stop watching protests and start watching GDP. An economic strike is the only thing Trump will listen to. A short term withdrawal from spending. A day is an annoyance, it needs to be a week or a month.

Texas and Florida rank #2 and #3 for undocumented immigrants. Minnesota is estimated between #23 - #27. For cities Dallas is #3, Huston is #4, and Miami is #5. Minneapolis doesn’t rate in the top 20 by far. Facts tell a different story.

Isaac Newton designing the cover for Pink Floyd’s album