Read the room.

Me caveman, they dorks. The description of his dorks are perfect and shows he’s tired of the caveman monicker. www.forbes.com/sites/conorm...

Trump writes dopamine checks to maga that reality won’t cash.

A meme going around in the Philippines, everyone knows this Trump’s doing. $1.80 per liter puts a gallon of gas in the Philippines more than a days wage for the average worker.

Finally the international respect he deserves. www.swissinfo.ch/eng/various/...

If lying is exhausting, Karoline Leavitt in 3 years.

Someone tell Sarah Huckleberry Sanders Pizza Time wants their table cloth back.

For Iran: Blocking the strait is described as "terrorism" or a "threat to global stability." For Cuba: Blocking their oil is framed as "pressure power politics" or "maximum pressure" to promote democracy. It’s a textbook example of 1984 double speak combined with a double standard.

“Why not just ask the press to wear Pom poms!” Says much.

This is what I hear when Karoline starts flapping her skinny little machine gun lips.

Does he mean the pile of skeletons in his closet?

Florsheim shoes and new hats.

We have new evidence of 12 kinds of yellow cake found in Iran. Smuggled from all over the world including the Betty Crocker refinery.

The “It will be my objective to phase out Social Security, to pull it out by the roots" guy, wonders why democrats don’t complain about cartel members wearing masks. He must think these up when he’s half drunk.

As Billy Martin said when George Steinbrenner fired him for the fifth time … not again 🤷‍♂️

Meanwhile other news in Smallville.

What about the war on flush toilets.

Halftime and moonshine.

Going into battle is what bagpipes were originally designed for. Intimidating enemies with loud, piercing, and continuous sound.

What a spokesman for Trump.

Trump has never figured out that the root cause of looking stupid is being stupid.

Héctor Luis Valdés Cocho, a Cuban activist and journalist who rallied Latinos support for Trump, has been taken into custody by ICE and is currently in a detention center awaiting deportation. FAFO. All while Trump is squeezing Cuba out of oil from Venezuela.

Oh Canada!

Melania’s life summed up with rotten eggs. www.huffpost.com/entry/melani...

The day after it’s premiere

It’s a good song, #1 download in 19 countries. Snopes found articles from Forbes (Jan. 29) and NBC documenting that "Streets of Minneapolis" had hit No. 1 on iTunes in the United States. USA Today published Jan. 29 also claimed the song was No. 1 on iTunes in 19 countries. Those countries were:

Minneapolis stands for America wow. 🇺🇸

This is the best Donald Trump well ever see, he will only get worse. “The only thing more dangerous than an American Hitler is a demented American Hitler."

Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview" Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.

Is he paying South Africa too?

Tell me he’s not insane. Genius Trump sees all the way through everything. “I know China very well, I know President Xi, he’s a friend of mine, I know him very well,” Trump said. “The first thing they’re gonna do is say you’re not allowed to play ice hockey anymore” www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

😂😂😂

All the way to the top, everyone gets it. I guess that gets him under the bus.

A real song from a real American. Article in the Minneapolis Star Tribune YouTube and lyrics. www.startribune.com/bruce-spring...

Rolling Stone has reported that approximately two-thirds of the production crew have requested to not have their names in the credits. Crew members say the worst part of working on the film wasn’t promoting the Trump administration — it was having to work alongside accused sex pest Brett Ratner

Stop watching protests and start watching GDP. An economic strike is the only thing Trump will listen to. A short term withdrawal from spending. A day is an annoyance, it needs to be a week or a month.

Texas and Florida rank #2 and #3 for undocumented immigrants. Minnesota is estimated between #23 - #27. For cities Dallas is #3, Huston is #4, and Miami is #5. Minneapolis doesn’t rate in the top 20 by far. Facts tell a different story.

Isaac Newton designing the cover for Pink Floyd’s album

The difference I see is the Vietnamese soldier didn’t wear a mask.

Steven Cheung writes/help compose trump’s posts, and that explains a lot, all that bitterness compressed into a stubby little rage nugget, leaking out one unhinged tweet at a time. Stephen Miller or Steven Bannon must have found this gem for Trump.

I didn’t see where Brian posted this here yet. It’s impressive.

D+ is generous

Maga ‘how to’ video challenge available on YouTube.

Or does he actually not know where the hand goes.