AI is finally getting the lip reading right, extra fingers not showing up. It’s reading our comments.

Bloated wanker will eventually go down for the count.

Puppy needs a lullaby.

Do you think he’ll notice?

Just in time for those hard to endure Monday morning meetings.

David Frum on when Trump comes to an end, probably sooner than later. Worth a minute.

Straight talker only means 3rd graders don’t have to look any of the words up.

He always looks like his sphincter is having a hard time distinguishing between liquids, gasses and solids.

Borowitz Report has some Thanksgiving conversation starters again this year. Me - At least dogs and cats are off the menu, cranberry sauce goes better with turkeys.

I’ve concluded my investigation. The simplest explanation is usually the correct one - Gulielmus Occamus

The Daily Show nailed another one of talking heads flip flop. Do they actually care any more?

Scott Bessent says the reason beef prices are so high is because immigrants from South America are bringing their cattle with them as they come here and they are infected with diseases. Of course that’s what it is.

Yes, he was seriously discussing the ceiling in the Cabinet Room, but not the debt ceiling. A July 2025 Cabinet meeting where he debated whether the room's moldings should have gold leaf or gold paint, asking his secretaries for their opinions. Fu*king medallions, my opinion, he’s checked out.

"If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing." - Napoleon Bonaparte

Do the Pointless Sisters start singing. Should I do it, Dare me, How long, and Fire.

Nap time for grampy. There’s bingo in rec room later.

Scott Galloway: Tim Cook what a fu*king coward you are. Showing up with a trophy saying how much you like spending time with Melania.

And maga is blowing their tops.

Trump: Has anyone seen my hat … it’s red.

maga politicized stupidity. If god inflicted stupidity on you it’s not your fault, but don’t choose it. -David Frum conservative, former speech writer for George W Bush.

Trump has OCD about checking the closet. Cartoon by Greg Perry

Tesla’s “Apocalypse-Proof” cybertrucks are nothing but rust buckets held together by glue and driver’s powerful siege mentality against a world gone woke.

Parroting parlez-vous Chevrolet and sprechen sie Dodge aren’t exactly speaking foreign languages.

Caption is German - “Art project on the US-Mexican border” The image shows the "Teeter-Totter Wall," an art installation that took place at the U.S.-Mexico border in July 2019. The "Teeter-Totter Wall" won the 2020 Beazley Design of the Year given by London's Design Museum.

🎼 in C … despite all the distractions don’t forget he’s on the list.

***adult language warning*** but 😂😂😂😂.

The international respect is almost unbearable.

You can almost hear David Attenborough voice reading this.

Me: Why are Republicans covering for Donald Trump and not releasing the Epstein files. MAGA pal: What about Bill Clinton? Me: OK. Why are Republicans covering for Bill Clinton and not releasing the Epstein files?

From the National Stockpile of Memes. Mike Johnson claims not to know.

Reputation Lab ranked the reputations of 60 leading economies in 2025, shedding light on their international standing. The US dropped from 30th in 2024 to take Venezuela’s old spot at 48 in 2025. That’s getting great again.

The same thing he sometimes says about his assault victims. I was near her but not touching her. Some kind of metaphor.

Shhh gramps is sleeping. Only wakes up when hears they are talking about him.

Aunt Tifa is wanted in all 51 states.

The Chicago no kings, and people showed up.

the Mole Men are Subterranean humanoids. They are short, nearly bald, and have mole-like bodies. They haven’t been seen since 1951 prior to Stephen Miller showing up. They also seem to be radioactive. Go ahead, look it up.

He appeals to the worst nature of each maga. If you’re racist he’s your guy, if you’re a misogynist he’s your guy, if you’re a liar or a narcissist he’s you’re guy, ridicule disabled he’s your guy, ignore facts love conspiracy theories your guy. It’s a big tent of character flaws in thin disguise.

From Bullwinkle the scholar to Hogan’s Schultz in seconds flat.

There’s a 1938 to 1945 case study we could cite as irrefutable evidence.

Michael Che is funny.

There is an equally as lovely coroner song.

Facebook pulled this for some reason, good reason to post it. Nixon’s AG John Mitchell served 19 months in a minimum security prison. Maybe they can hangout with Ghislaine Maxwell.

America’s Nuremberg is coming.

America’s Goebbels wanna be, is just a boorish little man. “The gangbangers that you deal with, they think that they’re ruthless …. They think they’re tough … They think that they’re hardcore. We are so much more hardcore than they are.” 4’10” allegedly 😉

President Trump: "Actually, I love my signature, I really do. Everyone loves my signature."

Gavin doesn’t post here. He’s brutal to the little maga noodles.