And in today’s FA and FO news . . .

Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Renee Lambert The Florida woman went bat-shit crazy, running onto the field and kicking a 13 year-old boy during a youth football game. News reports state that in order to pay her growing legal fees, she’s been hired as a weekend bouncer at a local biker bar. #jagoffalert

If Obama pulled a "bait and switch" like this, Sean Hannity's fat head would explode live on Fox News.

When you hitch your wagon to Mar-a-Lago Fats, you’re destined for the #ETTD club - “Every Thing Trump Touches Dies.” Having ruined CBS News, Bari Weiss is the club’s latest member.

If Obama pulled a "bait and switch" like this, Sean Hannity's fat head would explode live on Fox News.

Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Wesley Hunt The Texas congressman found one of Herb Tarlek's old sport coats from WKRP in Cincinnati just in time to deliver one of the most embarrassing takes ever on the most vile, despicable POTUS in history. Quite a "Trump dance," you did here for your "guy", Wes. #jagoffalert

He's "trying to be a little more quiet" yet he goes on television? When I see ol' Markwayne, I have to borrow that great line Jed Clampett used in describing Jethro . . . "If brains was lard, Markwayne wouldn't grease too big a pan."

Surely, you jest . . . Ms. "Be Best".

Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Wesley Hunt The Texas congressman found one of Herb Tarlek's old sport coats from WKRP in Cincinnati just in time to deliver one of the most embarrassing takes ever on the most vile, despicable POTUS in history. Quite a "Trump dance," you did here for your "guy", Wes. #jagoffalert

We can add this to the ever-growing #ETTD list . . . Everything Trump Touches Dies. He was probably expecting crowds "the likes of which the PGA Tour has never seen before." @pgatourus.bsky.social sports.yahoo.com/articles/joh...

The fact that Felon 47 blatantly lied about the funding of the ballroom is no surprise - that's what he does. This fiasco is now the responsibility of Republicans in Congress, who will only add to their upcoming losses in the mid-terms if they approve the $1 billion that will be paid by taxpayers.

The guy who said Mexico will pay for his wall, and who also said his "big, beautiful ballroom" will be funded exclusively through private donations, has blatantly lied again and wants U.S. taxpayers to pick up the ever-growing tab, which has reached $1 billion.

Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Bryson DeChambeau As the Saudis end funding LIV, Mr. Humility, who received a $125m signing bonus, plus earning $58m in prize money since '22, views punishment from the PGA Tour for his potential return as "quite unfortunate, considering what I could do for them." #jagoffalert

You sure know how to pick 'em, South Carolina. Senators Lindsey Graham and Tim Scott . . . that's the best ya' got? www.yahoo.com/news/article...

JFC - Talking about this stuff with kids in the Oval Office?! This f'n guy is such a piece of trash.

And, turning to today's F'k Around & Find Out news . . .

Yikes! She reached the intersection of Botox Boulevard and Happy Hour Highway.

Yikes! She reached the intersection of Botox Boulevard and Happy Hour Highway.

The guy who sits at the top of the executive branch doesn't know that members of Congress can't be impeached. And he calls other people "Low IQ"? I'd say that it's time for another cognitive test, but he'd only lie and say he "aced" it.

The lies never end, and it's so easy to fact-check this SOB. That said, will someone - anyone - in the lame White House press corps ask Karolyin' Leavitt for the list of these new car plants at her next briefing?

“Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.” His ass-kissing and lust for power knows no bounds. In theaters this summer . . . The Manchurian AG.

At the press conference announcing the Comey indictment, J. Edgar Boozer said his Keystone Cops needed 10 months to investigate Sea-Shell-Gate. Another much-more important investigation took the same amount of time, beginning November, 1963 and ending September, 1964 - The Warren Commission Report.

Some good news - the world’s largest manufacturer of straight jackets has just added a “morbidly obese” size to its collection.

“Thoughts”? Yeah . . . You’re f’n delusional.

This did not age well…

Of course, Felon 47 will show up Sunday, because it has to be about HIM! Prediction: CBS is televising the PGA tournament this week, and since they're now Fox Lite, look for them to do a suck-up interview with him. And nobody does suck-up interviews better than Jim Nantz. @cbssports.bsky.social

Yes, Felon 47 - There’s no way Barack Obama, a graduate of the Harvard Law School, could match wits with your amazing ability to memorize “Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”

Some good news - the world’s largest manufacturer of straight jackets has just added a “morbidly obese” size to its collection.

Yes, Felon 47 - There’s no way Barack Obama, a graduate of the Harvard Law School, could match wits with your amazing ability to memorize “Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”

Here's another investigation that took 10 months. It began on Nov. 29, 1963 - concluded on Sept. 24, 1964, It's the f'n Warren Commission report! So basically, Kash's Keystone Cops needed the same amount of time to investigate Comey's sea shells as the Commission needed for JFK's assassination.

Here's another investigation that took 10 months. It began on Nov. 29, 1963 - concluded on Sept. 24, 1964, It's the f'n Warren Commission report! So basically, Kash's Keystone Cops needed the same amount of time to investigate Comey's sea shells as the Commission needed for JFK's assassination.

This White House staff could f'k up the proverbial one-car funeral. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

In a cabinet full of clowns, Pete Hegseth has reached full Bozo status. open.substack.com/pub/stevesch...

This is why CNN @cnn.com is unwatchable in the evening. By featuring the always-abrasive Scott Jennings, they've turned their programming into a Jerry Springer shit show. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Houston, we have a problem. Captain Cankles believes his superb physical condition would qualify him to be an astronaut.

The guy who posted . . . "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" continues to act bat-shit crazy over the 86 sea shell message. This case against Comey has no chance in court. One good thing . . . it confirms what an embarrassing Trump stooge Todd Blanche is.

CBS @cbsnews.com f'kd around, and now they're in the find out stage. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Houston, we have a problem. Captain Cankles believes his superb physical condition would qualify him to be an astronaut.

Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Tim Scott The pathetically weak, senator from South Carolina is totally embarrassing himself once again for Trump. After that infamous “I just love you” video clip from January, 2024, Tiny Tim continues to show the world that he has no shame whatsoever. #jagoffalert

Thanks, Donnie, for providing great content for Dems commercials leading up to the midterms.👍👍

It’s called FA and FO, Bari.

Trump's go-to forms of communication are hate speech and violent rhetoric.

"He treats people with the utmost respect." Scotty missed: Trump saying he's glad R. Mueller died; Rep. Omar is "garbage"; SCOTUS Justice Jackson is "low IQ"; picking a fight with the pope and threatening to wipe out an entire civilization. There's more, Scotty. Open your eyes and your laptop.

“Mr. President - There’s a snowball’s chance in hell that this case will move forward in court. But, I love you, sir, and I’m happy to humiliate myself and do further damage to the credibility of the Justice Department in order to serve you.” ❤️💋😘

Kegsbreath is that rare combination of abject stupidity and off-the-charts arrogance . . . with the end result being one of the most embarrassing empty suits in the history of our government.

Today's cluster-f'k of chaos by Team Trump . . . going after James Comey . . . again!

“Mr. President - There’s a snowball’s chance in hell that this case will move forward in court. But, I love you, sir, and I’m happy to humiliate myself and do further damage to the credibility of the Justice Department in order to serve you.” ❤️💋😘

Felon 47's long history of insulting black women goes on. In his latest rant, he refers to SCOTUS's Ketanji Brown Jackson, a magna cum laude from Harvard, as "that new, low IQ person, that somehow found her way to the bench." Speaker Mike Johnson said he's in church and unavailable for comment.

What’s next? RFK, Jr. as the commencement speaker for the Harvard Medical School?