The latest installment of Everything Trump Touches Dies. No big deal though . . . it's only American pride. #ETTD

Q: What does E. Jean Carroll's lawyer have in common with someone who has just finished a meal in a restaurant? A: They're both saying " Check, please! "

Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Phil Mickelson Once the darling of the PGA Tour, Phil Mickelson is officially persona non grata. Just an incredible story detailing his many transgressions and outrageous behavior. And, much like the Tiger Woods scandal - the wounds are totally self-inflicted. #jagoffalert

This chick is showing some major Annie Wilkes vibes.

Tim Miller: "Megyn Kelly is a rancid bitch." Couldn't agree more. youtube.com/shorts/9PMrR...

Hey, "Very Stable Genius" . . . It's "milquetoast", not "milk toast." Thank you for your attention to this matter. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Felon 47 is now volunteering Syria to take on Hezbollah. How about focusing on the ceasefire with Iran, which is blowing up again - literally and figuratively?

The most prolific liar in history checks in at 12:22 a.m. to attack M. Haberman. Two questions for Felon 47: If she has been writing “fake news” about you “for so many years,” why did you keep giving her interviews? You don’t threaten her and J. Swan with your favorite hobby: suing people. WHY?

The most prolific liar in history checks in at 12:22 a.m. to attack M. Haberman. Two questions for Felon 47: If she has been writing “fake news” about you “for so many years,” why did you keep giving her interviews? You don’t threaten her and J. Swan with your favorite hobby: suing people. WHY?

Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Megyn Kelly Now a 3-time J-Alert offender, she previously made it for saying "There's a difference between a 15-yr old and a 5-yr old" re: Epstein; AND cheering the U.S. blowing up boats of suspected drug dealers, hoping they "lose a limb" and "bleed out." Now this. #jagoffalert

Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Megyn Kelly Now a 3-time J-Alert offender, she previously made it for saying "There's a difference between a 15-yr old and a 5-yr old" re: Epstein; AND cheering the U.S. blowing up boats of suspected drug dealers, hoping they "lose a limb" and "bleed out." Now this. #jagoffalert

Here we go again . . . www.cnn.com/2026/06/27/m...

Do you mean like J6, Moses Mike?

And, in today's FA & FO news updates . . . sports.yahoo.com/articles/for...

Even the most innovative and effective obesity drug would have NO CHANCE against Mar-a-Lago Fats' steady diet of Big Macs, Quarter Pounders and fries.

In addition to having the most inept and corrupt cabinet in history, Felon 47's communications staff members are a total disgrace, with Steven Cheung at the top of the list. In Corporate America, HR and Security would have walked him out the front a long time ago.

A dead giveaway that that he's f'n lying is when he says someone called him "sir." Keep eating those Big Macs, Quarter Pounders and fries, "sir." MAGA - Make Arteriosclerosis Great Again!

The circus continues. JD The VP announced that Iran agreed to nuclear inspections. Iran spokesperson said UN inspectors were not scheduled to examine nuclear sites bombed by the U.S. last year.

So many corrupt acts to commit and so little time. Mr. “I Love You, Sir” is off to serve his lord and master.

BREAKING . . . McDonald's Restaurants in Lehigh County, PA Staffing Up, Ordering Massive Quantities of Big Macs for Tuesday, June 23.

The guy who . . . is morbidly obese thanks to a steady diet of Big Macs and Quarter-Pounders, has hair that looks like week-old cotton candy, and has bags under his eyes so large they should have the Samsonite logo on them . . . is the same guy who constantly insults others over their looks.

The most prolific POS liar in the history of mankind strikes again. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Debase yourself definition - To lower your own moral character, dignity or social standing. Behaving in a way that is beneath your standards, often acting in a humiliating, shameful or corrupt manner. See Lutnick, Howard.

Totally agree with @eamonlynch.bsky.social. The NY fans disgraced themselves again yesterday, after starting their crap at last year's Ryder Cup - cursing the European team and throwing a beer at Rory McIroy's wife. The Masters gets it right! The USGA and the PGA of America doesn't!

Here we go again . . . Vance said Iran will allow nuclear inspections. Meanwhile, it's crickets from Iran.

The Maybelline Man talks like this idea of inspectors is a new concession from Iran. It was in the 2015 agreement that your boss torched!

Who has been arrested, Donnie? And when do we see the "perp walk"? The most prolific liar in the history of mankind strikes again.

Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Comer Pyle The "Low-IQ" congressman from Kentucky continues to take on a physician and scientist who served as the Director of the Natl. Institute of Allergy & Infectious Diseases for nearly 40 yrs. When it comes to embarrassing yourself on TV, this guy has few peers. #jagoffalert

The reason that he never "substantiates" anything is because he's always f'n LYING!

Our latest installment of Everything Trump Touches Dies features his BFF, Bryson DeChambeau, the former PGA Tour player who bolted for mega million$ to join the Saudis LIV golf tour. He’s now missed the cut in the first 3 major championships of ‘26 (Masters, PGA, and this week’s U.S. Open). #ETTD

The latest installment of Felon 47 lying and pissing off our allies. This time, it's Italy and the Italian Prime Minister kicked his ass.

Diplomatic protocols?! We don't need no stinkin' diplomatic protocols. (And this mamaluke thinks that he can run for POTUS?)

Example 9,476 of . . . If Obama pulled this shit, Sean Hannity’s fat head would explode on live television. www.cnn.com/2026/06/19/p...

Our latest installment of Everything Trump Touches Dies features his BFF, Bryson DeChambeau, the former PGA Tour player who bolted for mega million$ to join the Saudis LIV golf tour. He’s now missed the cut in the first 3 major championships of ‘26 (Masters, PGA, and this week’s U.S. Open). #ETTD

Debase yourself definition - To lower your own moral character, dignity or social standing. Behaving in a way that is beneath your standards, often acting in a humiliating, shameful or corrupt manner. See Lutnick, Howard.

“Trump party . . . table for one.”

The most prolific liar in the history of mankind didn't disappoint at the G7. And, for good measure, Felon 47 threw in a number hateful insults as he disgraced himself and embarrassed our country once again on the world stage.

Macron: "President Trump, like the rest of us, has simply taken note that there is no serious will on Russia's side today for peace" and there's a "deep change in approach" from the U.S. to work with Europeans to support Ukraine going forward. Uh-huh. One phone call from Putin will change that.

The Dems could absolutely blow it in the mid-terms if they don't change "leadership" in the House and Senate. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov are totally lame and don't have what it takes. Constantly bitching about Trump isn't a strategy for success.

He started bombing in February - demanding "unconditional surrender." Then, more bombs and "A whole civilization will die tonight." Then, weeks of "Iran wants to make a deal very badly." Then, he announces a deal has been reached. Today, a deal is not final and he's ready drop bombs again.

WTF? Just a few days ago, Felon 47 posted . . . "The Deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete." Today at the G-7 summit, he said the deal is "not final" and the U.S. will "go right back to dropping bombs" if he doesn't like the Iran deal. He should be institutionalized - TODAY!

Making the World Cup about himself? Didn't see that one coming. 😠👎 www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

CNN’s equivalent of the Jerry Spinger Show embarrassingly rolls on.

Ms. "Be Best" has certainly received more-than-her-share of benefits. Maybe she's finally going to file the papers and achieve her independence.

Once the darling of the PGA Tour before jumping to LIV and a $200m payday from the Saudis, Phil Mickelson has been banned from The Farms golf club near San Diego. He can, however, take solace in the fact that he's still a card-carrying member of the ETTD Club - Everything Trump Touches Dies. #ETTD

Mr. Art of the Deal said the U.S. "ended the war with Iran." So, we may not have to "totally obliterate" them for the umpteenth time. But Iran hasn't confirmed a deal. They've been playing him like Itzhhak Perlman plays the violin, and maybe they're doing it again.