woke up 4am to cat using an unholy old man voice i've never heard before to bravely defend our house

how the cat looks at me before assaulting my foot

your side’s for sleeping but when napping you really gotta bust out one of these to do it right

woke up to being exposed on the internet

kind of chatter when i mention any topic vaguely as a bit: "careful, clearly you haven't heard about the asparagus crisis." "oh you didn't know about clean water becoming illegal?" "she must be unaware americans now stare into the sun for 5 minutes a day"

oh dear i napped too close to the sun

yelled out that i was still in the bathroom while the door slowly rolled open but it wasn't my roommates the creature is learning...

always be napping never let them catch you awake

australia has taken its heat suppressants (the heatwave is over😎)

this tomboy invaded our house, made a caprese salad and creamed all over the floor @jeanfaymas.bsky.social

jets’ car died so i learnt how to use jumper cables today!

good morning australia-

l love airconditioning

australia must be cursed to have an entire country heat wave

sharks changing their discord status:

friendship ended with notion now pen and paper is my best friend (i stood around in the supermarket feeling silly when notion couldn't even load a todo list on my phone🤡)

okay maybe browsing steam for hours IS doomscrolling

the face of a 5am bedtime

focused. in my lane. flourishing. still full of cheese.

past roommate horror story - the underwear boiler

im being eaten alive by mosquitos they hate seeing a O negative woman succeed so they must succ

sorry for being late i had to finish the piss bottle documentary

pluribus so far is incredible, wow

starting to think eating nothing but cheese is not the healthiest idea

i haven't showered all year

this year had SO much happen, but i am happy to reflect on 2025 resolutions and see a whole bunch still ticked! i am incredibly grateful for all your support, see you in 2026!🧡

thought filo pastry stood for Filipino pastry, can we still give it to them anyway?

i won't watch shark tale with my chat because i don't hate them #vtuber #envtuber

snoozing my alarm so i can roll onto my other side for a few more minutes like a sausage in a pan cooking evenly

i’m full of cheese

bro its on hayu, you can watch it on mubi, check it out on tubi, queef has it for you

saw grand budapest hotel, entire time i soy point at the screen upon recognising an actor

replacing my builtin smart tv with the apple tv and oh my god it’s so much better, the remote is so nice and things aren’t laggy ☺️

zulu chatter wanted to translate their messages to english, and for all they know it worked

wha?

tried to go to bed but big ass centipede said no and tried to climb in

hi, i keep getting emails like this, please don't send them i'd rather you make a notes app or pong as a student 😢

went to a pharmacist that wasn't Chemist Warehouse and didn't have to wait an hour as my prescription gets sent to the shadow realm, they just gave it to me, imagine that.

i love authenticating there is nothing more i love than finding a two-factor code in an app and checking my email and opening another app even if any program can take my session token and instantly overtake my accounts faster than i can login to them

had a nice christmas with friends, i actually got gifts which is really sweet!

made mac and cheese but i’m a fool

i think i may have sent too many Merry Christmas cheer messages because my discord is not loading properly, ruh roh

it's summer in australia so these are christmas clothes

shower that gives out TCG booster packs 1% of the time to solve the convention smell crisis pity rate goes up if they wash their arse

good posture is important

got called a carpet muncher shark

Important announcement: Streams might get interrupted for next few weeks outside my control, thanks for understanding 😔 Roomie's moving out and another is set to move in soon, so people will be in the house randomly. Face of woman who loves renting in australia:

🐔

the april fool is that i will play a game in a reasonable timeframe