Jackie Chan cookie

My cat got fat as fuck

Gathering up a collective other Reeds. I think together we can topple the government.

A few shots from both of my 2077 saves

Hand it over… that thing… your Brink (2011)… For my lady’s gamer score…

We have to kill the whale

Limbizkit Company

How to have sex google.gov/sex

Someone called me a pussy and I cried for 3 hours

That motherfucker Gael stole my copper wire, can’t have shit in Lothric

Had an Isekai anime where the protagonist had one ability and it’s to summon one whole onion a day and everyone fucking hates him for it

I wake up. There is a another morale loss.

My least favorite thing about working is having to ever hear people on the phone talking about the fucked up things they did that day without any hint of remorse in their voice

Seems like a good night to listen to the entirety of Gojira’s discography and then cry when Space Time starts playing

I made an unholy drink last night. After drinking it all and finally going to bed at 8 in the morning, I awoke naught 2 hours later and saw a shadowy figure in the corner of my room… That is when I discovered the true nature of ‘The Juice’.

What do you do if your cat smells like drywall

Unburdened, in my lane, focused, stride is absolute, locked in. It is my cat

I love Gregor Samsa Like if you agree, comment if you have wrong opinions

Sometimes I feel smoking would cool my nerves, but my hungry ass couldn’t stop myself from eating the cigarettes

Why did Gregor say this, is he gay?

I dunno Xbox, at this point who knows

Sometimes you jork it too hard and suddenly you’re resonating with a golden bough. The City’s fucked, man.

l like these things, follow me #promosky Limbus Company/Project Moon Alan Wake Warhammer 40k and Fantasy COD Zombies Metal (A lot of different kinds) OneShot Dungeons and Dragons Adventure Time Monster Hunter Dark Souls Armored Core Valorant Halo Jerma Geography Music on general

Nevermind, forgot the timeline went down the worst ending route and got sad again. Still, glad I ditched the bird app

I must rebuild my empire. Reclaim lands once lost to me. Gregor Samsa brainrot enthusiasts, join me in splendiferous roachdom!

Alan wake

I fucking hate Santa Claus