happy everybody scream day to those who celebrate 🔪🔮 easily the best song of the album I’m o b s e s s e d

accidentally turned off the alarm this morning and woke up at noon

as an editor if I ever see someone use grokipedia (??) as a resource I’m throwing their article into a volcano

all this money wasted on AI and they still haven’t invented a technology that blocks linkedin notifications when you get close to a body of water

asked if I could move in with them but they said no :(

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.

boo

real music is back!!

thought I was ready to let summer go but I was wrong… beach day anyone? 🌞

spooky season cocktails 🎃

never needed time to fly more quickly 😩

jim

What’s your love language? Acts of service all the way, the little things that say “I thought about you.” Also gift giving cause I’m very creative with gifts

vacation over, back to fall coziness 🍂

working on my tan a bit 🌞

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back at my happy place after two years 🥹

wait these stalls match my fit 

Here’s a beach day pic too cause I’m at the “scrolling through photos “ level of boredom (help)

I also need a word with whoever made it a rule that people are always hotter on airports cause 😮‍💨

may I interest you in a golden hour photo while I wait for my plane (yes I’m as tired as I look)

your reminder to take advantage of good hotel lighting

a few reasons why I love Gran Canaria (other than the obvious tall and tanned ones)

hey there 🌴

it’s Monday but instead of working I’m packing for Gran Canaria 😌

gmm 🥱

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just one more week and I won’t need #tbt for beach photos 😌

On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤

powerz 🦄

if you need something to brighten your day here’s the crash and burn of the meta AI demo lmao

new single incoming!!! 🥹🥹

happy #mcm 🥱

happy onesie season to those who celebrate 🐧

oh look it’s that light at the end of the tunnel I keep hearing about

my patience is being tested and I have NOT studied 😭

not sure if you can tell but I have a thing for mozzarella 🐭

cleaned the whole house, time for a break 😮‍💨

never too early to start prepping for the spooky season 🎃

finally cold enough for my favorite outfit 🧖‍♂️

A photo you’d use as an album cover 🧿🧿🧿

this is where I’m skeeting from btw

it’s friday which means nothing to me because I’m greedy and I took on an insane amount of work so I’ll need to work the entire weekend

Gmm 🌞

not to jinx it but if all goes well this month I’ll spend the next one traveling and I’m just so excited

like fair but a cow can’t play florence and the machine in dolby atmos and take cute pics so..

I swear the iphone hate gets wilder every year 😭😭

nothing to see here, just two sloths enjoying a rainy morning 😌

haven’t bought a lego set in like 2 months

bed hair 👹