Showing up to the Marxist rally with my bib and nicest cutlery because I thought they were being literal when they said "Eat the Rich" on the fliers.

www.reddit.com/r/NewIran/s/... Listen to their voices. Even if you don't read the words, even if you also want to spit everytime they say a certain name. Just hear what it sounds like to have a second of hope after decades of suffering.

They've been through so much shit, please don't criticize Iranian people for viewing American/Israeli intervention as a blessing. You and I both know the US and Israel are surely up to some bullshit scheme but if 80-90 million Iranians are finally free at the end of the day? That's a win.

I'm sorry to sound all 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘬 but it's still a good thing when the bad guys merc a bad guy.

Every person who lives West of Anatolia needs to take several history classes and spend a month reading posts from actual Iranians before saying anything about this current moment. This is more nuanced than you imagine and you need to understand what the IR has been doing for the last two months.

I'm finally playing BG3 for the first time and I feel like my and all the other characters' intelligence is being insulted by them acting surprised that this dude is a vampire. You can see bro's fangs when he talks!! 😂

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It's honestly just making me feel so icky seeing people playing "Mewgenics" while actual eugenicists are running the US. I'm just...I'm tired.

Based on my dreams lately I think I may be crossing over from regular single to more of this sort of single:

Dude it's so cool self-censoring my stupid Internet jokes out of concern that they could be grounds for a visit from the secret police at some point. Just like, really a lot of fun.

I'm just going to say it: I think it's cool when people are horny on main. Sex positivity and self expression are awesome. What I can't stand is couching your horniness in reddit-ass stuff like "for research purposes" huehuehue. Grow up. If you can't be normal about it then be quiet about it.

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I've accidentally started showering with my Fitbit still on my wrist like fifty times so I can actually vouch for their water resistance. 😅

I'm not going to read that because I already know they're not going to say the actual answer. Which is that he's a pathetic, narcissistic loser. All the stuff he said about Paul Dano is so manosphere/maga coded it makes me want to puke on his grave.

Gone Done The fact that these words don't rhyme is a fucking linguistic crime.

38 and still finding myself begging for more computer time to finish a thing in my game, but I'm pleading with my busted ass spine instead of a parent.

Omg omg thunderstorm on Christmas eve!!! Thank you little tiny baby Jesus!

You could not pay me to admit this. The worst part is that I'm pretty sure he doesn't even think this is an embarrassing admission.

For today's edition of "Least surprising development".

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I just want to point out to all the non-US homies: When you make derogatory generalizations about Americans that also includes Jerma.

Fog is really rare in this climate so this is making me very happy. ☺️

At this point I start from a null hypothesis that all famous and influential men are abusive creeps. So I need to see a convincing body of evidence that they aren't. It's so much more efficient this way.

If you've never been eating and suddenly crunched down on a stray fragment of your own broken tooth then frankly you need to check your privilege. 😭

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New subgenre of erotica about Jewish lesbians called Sapphardic literature.

Too real.

I'm going to start making a playlist of all my most beloved weird internet videos and establish that my last wish is for any mourners to watch it. I can rest easier knowing my family will feel guilted into watching all that weird shit. 😄

Múm makes such great train music. A match made in heaven.

Getting woken up by a phone call ten minutes before your alarm is set to go off somehow feels like you lost 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 of sleep.

I just realized that I'm nearing 40 and this is my first trip where I've ever flown solo. Kind of crazy I've always had someone to go with before now. Just shouting this into the ether to feel a bit less alone, and to get the thoughts on paper so to speak, instead of in my head.

Tired, hungry, and wet, but I've made it to the city at least. Tomorrow: Purity Ring at the Warfield!!!!!

Got some bread that's been in the cupboard so long that the concerning part is that it's 𝘯𝘰𝘵 moldy.

New Purity Ring album drops tomorrow. This always makes me incredibly anxious because I'm so emotionally invested in their existing music that I will be crushed if it's anything but a 10/10 to me. It's a really obnoxious way for my brain to work. 😓

Getting a toaster oven was one of the best decisions I've ever made. And only 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘺 because of my poor track record of making decisions.

*pfft* More like Percy 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 Shelley.

In which the brilliant Victor Crankenstein creates new life from cadaverous remains but is appalled that the danged thing won't stop beating off like a bored monkey.

In the summer 9:30pm is such a sick as hell time of day.

My 66 year old mother just used "pogging" in a sentence. I'm so proud to have helped the osmotic transfer of this vocabulary. 😅

Woke up with this thought emblazoned on my mind: Someone writing in their journal "Went up to visit the avenue of the giants monument. Supposedly there used to be a redwood forest there."

I think one of the biggest lies people are told on a regular basis is "The doctor will be right in".