I mean, I guess this is better than the ads that were just blowjob pictures, but I'm still insulted

you know, you'd think scientology would be more popular than ever right now

what if this post stays up, but oswalt stays banned for being too overtly mean about adults who are attracted to teenagers

they asked him to kneel in front of the american flag, but he was too noble

admittedly, I haven't seen every series, but that last episode's gotta be the funniest way anyone's ever won taskmaster

maybe the people who made the movie "bombshell" should make a sequel about what megyn kelly's doing nowadays

george washington's sleep paralysis demon's catchphrase

Change in Headline

those spider-man/elsa videos are about to become disney canon

First look at Ice Spice in ‘THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS’ In theaters on December 19.

they're finally executing him for his college admissions crimes

mde has reunited again

I mean, they're clearly emails among friends, not "work emails." Like, it'd be too uptight to make fun of someone for not using good grammar in a group chat

gotta admit, benny safdie as bowser jr. is a pretty good continuation of the tone of the casting announcements from the first one

you can hear the editor saying "hold on, that guy's not on our 'catty insults allowed' list"

funko, I've come up with product line that's sure to save you. What if instead of hellmann's mayonaise, it was hellboy's

anyway, for posterity's sake, my personal favorite e-musk tweets

[skimming through greta gerwig's imdb page:] ah, I see. The new tron movie failed because they didn't hire one of those hip mumblecore directors

seeing the responses to this has made me realize that if you are opposed to elon, you should at least remember the time he claimed that smartphone games were more intellectual than chess

in the future, there are only two jobs:

watched that new frankenstein movie. from what little I know about del toro, I guess it makes sense that bishonen frankenstein's monster would his ultimate endgoal

smooth operator

learning about SEO

psychology is better than ever

which one are you jerkin' it to

I get older but the algorithm still thinks I'm, what, 15

it is interesting that on paper, the whole point of the "big tent" strategy is that you can get votes from democrat party loyalists and not-quite-MAGA conservatives like Sliwa, but in execution it just ends up being things like running Cuomo

they're gonna change the cracker barrel logo back now

logging off until I make the ultimate thanksgiving movie

ah yes, point #1 on marx's pamphlet against entryism: the libs will make fun of your totenkopf tattoo

this guy's the chief technology officer of this place. How widespread has Elon-brain become

even more than garten of banban? no way...

when the clock strikes midnight, everybody's halloween costume will turn back into rats

hold on... wait a minute...

alright, we can admit it now: in street figher 5, they should've changed birdie's ethnicity again

wait, usha vance didn't even join in on JD's catholic turn? This administration really is nothing but half-assed grifters

reading Batman: Red Rain (the one where he fights dracula)

not the first to say this, but why do lawyers have so much time to post? Even at my most unemployed, I'm just as online as the lawyers

imagine going to a meet up for people who consider themselves neither left nor right and opening with "I'm here because the democrats were too mean to Biden and Kamala"

saw a guy on here promote the age of sigmar novel he wrote. When someone asked "how do I get to know this setting," at least two replies recommended 40k stuff. based on this, I think a dedicated poster could convince a significant chunk of people that the horus heresy is about gotrek

didn't even have to put in my demographics info

I don't remember downloading that

saw someone on here claim that society at large won't condemn people who wear ahegao hoodies. I think they're either having a psychotic break, or they accidentally got shipped off to one of those twitch streamer academy camps