Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

If there are fireworks at my funeral I'm coming back and haunting whoever decided that was a good idea. And not the fun kind of haunting. I'm gonna make blood seep from the walls.

what is the best swag at ubcm and why is it these promotional stickers about prince george

#kamloops #musicinthepark #wandernorth

@kamscan.bsky.social I'm hearing RBC downtown has been evacuated due to a gas leak. Have you heard anything about that?

@jmcelroy.bsky.social What the heck? Sasquatch but no Ogopogo? This is a travesty! #justiceforogopogo

Sometimes you need a latte at 7 pm. And that's why we have decaf.

Welp, I just used the Pythagorean theorem as a 34 year old. Take that, kids in high school who said we'd never need to know this as adults.

My nephew decided that pink is my favourite colour. And he's right. It is now my favourite colour.

My spouse: "David Eby looks older every time I see him on TV, it must be stressful being Premier. He almost looks like he's turning into one of the forehead alien guys on Star Trek."

I put my pants on both legs at once, that way if anyone says "he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else" about me they're lying.

My spouse: "hey before you get distracted tonight can you..." I have no idea what she needs me to do...