I feel like for Christmas we need more men dressed as Santa getting pied in the face next year... just a thought :)

Very excited, bought myself a cigar cutter, lighter, ashtray and humidor and have just placed an order for my first cigar, can't wait to finally engage with one of my biggest kinks, hopefully it doesn't blow up in my face :o) (pray for me that I don't go green in the face fellas)

In need of seeing guys locked in a pillory with a cigar shoved in their mouth. I need this combination of my kinks please universe.

Genuinely can't stop thinking about the asylum megalophobia. Don't think I'd ever have the gumption to even attempt to smoke a monster of a cigar like that BUT, I would love to have one shoved in my mouth like a cartoon gag!

So like why is Wile E. Coyote so hot?

I really... want to painted like a clown, put in a clown outfit and then have a bike pump shoved in my mouth to inflate me up nice and big... yeah

I am him

I am literally the sleepiest little guy of all time, would really suck if I fell asleep and them someone sprayed shaving foam in my hand then tickled my nose with a feather... 👀

Another thing came to mind and I had to yap about it. Pumpkins stuck on a stooge's head like in this picture of Foghorn Leghorn!! Just something about it that I find so horny! Seen it happen to a couple of fellas in WWE too! Halloween, stick a pumpkin on my head and just go to town on me ;)

What if I just put my head through a hole in a canvas board painted to look like a target with arrows pointing at my face saying things like "Bozo" or "Dunce" or "Stooge" what then??

Horny things in cartoons that changed your brain chemistry forever, pass it on. _ Toons having cigars shoved in their mouths with no choice in the matter. Just did something to me man.

Is it so much to ask to be turned into a little cartoon fella who has comically large cigars shoved in his mouth that blow up in his face followed up by a barrage of custard pies being thrown at him and finally having a piano dropped on his head?? I think it's a perfectly reasonable request imo

Anyone who has followed me recently WILL be receiving a parcel containing a spring-loaded pie straight into their face, get pranked bozos!!

A pie for pride!! Happy pride month everyone!!

Don't be such a Groucho!! (new profile pic)

Happy Pi Day ya big buffoons, I am prepared to be locked in a pillory to be a pie target for anyone so inclined ;)

As a very silly birthday boy, I would like to make it known that I expect lots of nice big cakes and pies thrown in my face and perhaps even some explosive birthday cigars shoved in my mouth!!

I know I will have found true love when they drop an anvil on my head and hand me a big red stick of dynamite 🥰

Sounds good to me, looking forward to it!!

Okay but hear me out, what if you locked me in the stocks, painted me like a clown with a big red nose, shoved an apple in my mouth and then pelted me with pies? Just a theory to consider.

This Christmas day all I can think about is how I'd love to be one of villains in a Christmas movie who gets their comeuppance by being wrapped up like a present with a sticker that reads "do not open til Christmas" over their mouth... so if anyone wants to do that to me feel free 🥰

Okay so I didn't get a pie in a box, but I did get some really nice shoes!! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone, I hope you all have a nice relaxing one!!

I sure hope no gifts I receive this holiday time is a pie on a spring in a box ready to be launched into my face, that would be very silly goofy of Santa

I. Need. To. Make. Toon. OCs! Will one just be me as a silly cartoon chap? Yes! Probably! But I want other ones too to make a fool out of each other and me, yessir. Oughta put my thinking cap (a dunce cap probably) on hmmm 🤔

A loooong time ago I was getting into a lil bit of art. I never got very good cause it didn't keep up, but gee I'd love to be able to draw goofy lil cartoony slapstick. Maybe something to give another go at...

PLEASE dress me up like a nutcracker and use me however you please, @ anyone

Oh to be a silly little cartoon fella getting pies thrown in my face and anvils dropped on my head 🥰

Repost if you're queer and into horror!

I need a clown costume immediately

It really does feel nice scrolling unafraid of seeing some heinous nonsense from hateful pricks here, just silly clowns, pied fools and gunged goofs. I am at peace lol.

Let's go, a new home 🥸 Looking forward to being silly here now. Hopefully get more engaged with people with the same interests too!! A community would be pretty cool!