Listening to AG Bondi pontificating about how the DOW is more important than the Epstein survivors. Wow. Just wow.

So is 2026 the year we just try to work while we watch a horrific car crash of a government in slow motion? 🫩

I didn't anticipate the prostate cancer commercial would be my favorite but here we are. #unclench

My 4 yr old had no idea there was a #football game on. She thought we just let her eat snacks for dinner and stay up late dor funsies. "Why'd you let me stay up late??"

Pretty sure hubs and I are gonna have #buffalochicken dip for dinner 2 more nights and I am not mad.

#wontyoubemyneighbor 😍😭

Stop trying to make #meta glasses a thing. No one wants them

Ooooooo the #NFL 2026 Charity partners are #progressive af media.nfl.com/news-and-rel...

I didnt think id be #livereacting the #superbowl but Green Day pulled me in, and I cant escape the gayness

Wow, so far the messaging from most companies is "Hope, growth, and fun". Pretty universal.

And this logo??? This is intentional. That color scheme 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Having Brandi Carlisle sing #america the beautiful is a CHOICE and I am HERE for it

I dont want to alarm anyone: but I think the "i don't see color" people are getting on board. #progress #resist

Oh yaaaaaay 😩

WW3 will be started by a parent whose kid asked for a snack 10 minutes after a meal.

My new office chair. Thrifting win!

#Millennials came of age during 9/11 and honestly it's been kind of downhill since then.

#snl is 🔥 tonight!

Going through an ADHD assessment as an adult is WILD. Like, tell me in detail how you were 35 years ago. 🫠🙃 I can barely remember what I had for breakfast yesterday

Some mourning doves moved into my yard and the nostalgia is hitting HARD. I grew up listening to them every summer morning and evening 😌

Anyone else have scrambled eggs right now for brains? Wtf is even happening right now.

My 6 yr old today right before she got out of my car for school "Your car smells". Stay humble, my friends

My 6 yr old has decided gymnastics conditioning is a great before bed activity. And I have to admit she's probably right #adhd

Trying to watch the #oscars and my daughter is running laps and practicing hurdles in front of the TV. Thanks yes this is fine

Watching the #oscars and Cynthia Erivo killed it!

Listening to this press conference and wtf is even happening. This is embarrassing

Every Tuesday my kid gets to pick dinner and every Tuesday she picks McDonald's and you know, fuck it. Ok kid. Not all of my parenting has to be perfect. That is not easy for my perfectionist brain to handle.

I'm traveling for work soon and of COURSE my throat starts hurting. Wtf universe

I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU

Equality isn't radical ❤️

Hi folks! New here. Tired mom. Tired female. Tired American. Mostly just very tired at the moment