We need a hairy penis thread 🫡

Haven’t posted for a while, so here’s a little #mcm to make up for it. Hope y’all have a good week 😘 #monochromemonday #scruffy #bator #penis

Couldn't help but make a gallery of my own favourites. Penises I've masturbated my penis to many times. Maybe you can spot yours? In reality, I need a gallery the size of the Tate to exhibit all my faves 😂

Exposed penis #saturbate

Woke up hard, so porn and penising it is 🥴 …’s not like I had a choice 🤷 #fcf #fatcockfriday #bator #hairypenis #precum #masturbation #gayporn

A little jockstrap thirst trap for all my bulge bloomfs 💪 #thirstythursday There’s something about seeing another guy’s jock bulge and dickprint that makes me instantly feral! 😛 #jock #biceps #vpl #dickprint #bulge #gayuk

3 hours of penis worship on cam rewarded with some fat ropes of warm sperm 💦🤤 #sundaycumday #poppers #cum #batespread #cum #bator #popperpenis #sperm #greasy #dong #batorbalm #oxballs

Spread your legs and show it off proudly #penispride #fatcockfriday #fcf #greasy #bator #penis #erection #batorpride

Shaking out the mane for #mcm Grrrr! 🦁💪 #monochromemonday #aussiebums #bulge

Getting my #fcf in early 😜 Happy Friday you beautiful sexy people! 😘x Powered by: @oxballs.bsky.social @batorbalm.bsky.social #fatcockfriday #bator #penis #cockring #ballstretchers #batorbalm #oxballs

My dick’s so sweaty right now it doesn’t even need lube 🥵 #hotasfuck #batespread #oxballs #cockring #penis #bator #fullbush #gayuk

Sorry not sorry 😎 🌊 and yes it is Cornwall …now, who’s joining me for the next beach day? 😏

Enjoying relaxed greasy masturbation for the whole wank holiday weekend 🤤 Hope y’all having a good one too 😘 #bator #penis #erection #hairypenis #fullbush #batespread #precum

Boys will be boys 😅

My fat cock and I will be making a rare appearance in London this weekend… thinking of doing BatorBro on Sunday or LJOC on Monday …hmu if you’re going to either 😜 #fcf #fatcockfriday #bator #penis #gayuk #popperbator #popperpenis #poppers #popperdong

Post-gym hairy penis needs pumpies 💪 #fursday #sinner #speedos #bator #penis #gayuk

Am loving these new swimmers from @sinnerwear.bsky.social Look forward to trying them on the beach this month 😎 (Not a paid endorsement) …they’re just a bloody good fit! 😜 #speedosaturday 🩲 #flex #speedo #sinner #gayuk

Saturbaaaaate peeeeenus!! 😛💪 Who want to get dumb on dong with me rn? hmu #bator #gooner #penis #saturbate

Bricked #mcm #monochromemonday #jockstrap #jock #penis #bator #precum #hairyballs

Simultaneously gunning for #internationaljockstrapday and #fcf on the first day of #masturbationmonth 😜 Stroke those dongs boys! 🍆👊🥴 #fatcockfriday #fatdickfriday #fdf #bator #jock #gayuk

It’s been a day 🫠 need cuddles #thirstythursday #pits

Reskeet if you're a bator and want other bators to add you 💪🥵🥴 #bator

Can we call it quits on hay fever season now please? The oak tree opposite my apartment has been sperming over my face for weeks 🤧 …I wouldn’t mind so much but it’s the most action I’ve had in months!!

Hairy veiny leaky rigid penis erection! All y’all’s fault 😋 #fcf #fatcockfriday #fdf #fatdickfriday #jock #jockstrapfriday #bator #penis #dong #spermtanks

Birthday suit for my birthday 🥳 …you know what to do 😏

Can someone please explain ghosting to me? Not ‘what it is’ but actually WHY guys do it? 🤬 You’ve had a great time together, you’re chatting back and forth and suddenly with no warning…you’re blocked. It’s just so fucking cruel! WTF damages people so much that they feel this is normal behaviour?! 🤷

Tighty white bulge for #mcm #monochromemonday #tightywhities #meninbriefs #aussiebums #vpl #bulge

Okay, so not the best post-gym photo but am really starting to notice some more gains in muscle size and definition across pecs, upper arms and thighs and wanted to share 😝

Handsome dick thread. Let me see all of your beautiful dicks #fdf #fatdickfriday #fcf #fatcockfriday

No humpday from me as I’ve had waaaaay too much rim— I mean rum …but am with y’all in spirit 🥃🥴

Post-gym 💪 rigid veiny greasy hairy big fat needy cock and swollen sperm tanks …I think that covers everything! 😜 Happy #fcf y’all! #bator #penis #cockring #fatcockfriday

Posted this to a bro on TG and totally didn’t spot how veiny my bulge was until he pointed it out 😱🍆 😝 #bator #penis #jock #bulge #vpl #gaybulge #gayuk

Who wants to join me in real life for penis sex? #mcm #bator #frot #hairypenis #fullbush #monochromemonday

Getting an early start on my #saturbate …not a soft cock in sight 🍆 #bator #penis #cockring

Good morning sunshine, what are we doing today? #mcm #monochromemonday #bator #penis

Bate break 🕹️ #sundayfunday #gaymer #bator #penis

Leg day for #humpday 🍑 …triceps also got beasted #gayuk #glutes #tanlines

Okay okay, just for you sexy bloomfs, here’s a little dickslip for #scs Hope you’re all having a fun Saturbate 😜 #softcocksaturday #saturbate #dickslip #boxmenswear #meninbriefs #gayuk

Very brief appearance of the sun just now made for a perfect #fcf opportunity 😎 Happy #fatcockfriday y’all! #bator #penis #gayuk #pits #pitstop

So, I guess it works for #humpday too 😏

I love how my bush and hairy balls look in the sunshine. Happy #mcm y’all! #softie #penis #gayuk #monochromemonday

I think we should make #SundayPrecumDay a thing too 💧😛 #bator #penis #precum #sundaycumday

Genuinely stoked to be in yet another cumpilation video from @lthrbtmboi.bsky.social with so many insanely-hot bators! 🥵 Not gonna say exactly where it is tho 👀 just that it's a much longer version of one I posted on bsky 😉 Also, you'll need a little brown bottle! Like this one…

Long story short… it was a happy ending 💦 🤤 #penis #bator #sperm #cumshot #gayuk

Found a sunbeam to get a little extra vitamin D this #tightywhiteytuesday 😎 #twt #tightywhities #boxmenswear #whitebriefs #meninbriefs #bulge #vpl #dickprint #tightywhitietuesday

Goony drooling popperbator sperming greasy dong 💦🤤 #sundaycumday #penis #bator #gooner #huffing #poppers #popperbate #popperpenis #sperm #cumshot #batorbalm @batorbalm.bsky.social

And now we go live to my #prettypenis for some precum highlights💧😋 #fatcockfriday #fcf #fatdickfriday #fdf

Bit of #humpday Bit of #thongthursday Bit of #thirsttrapthursday …lotta hack squat 🤪 #gayuk #gaybutt #gaybulge #vpl #boxmenswear

Love my bloomfies 🥰 But, caveat: if you’re following me and have no media content of your own, I’m going to assume you’re a bot and block you 🤷 …same goes for content kleptos. Post something of your own or, at least, credit the creator ffs! 🙄

Winter Olympics is over 😢 so now wtf am I going to watch on TV? NB for context: I’m a huge Olympics nerd 🤓