i taste just like candy du du duu du candy

me and dr wilson are oomfs and go out for brunch bee tee double u

i am banned from every hospital in a ten mile radius for "medical malpractice" or what evar.

i think i should adopt one of those hairless dogs or cats just cause

its raining tacos from out of the sky tacos no need to ask why

[[ i left peachy deserted on this account my bad homeslice

ill becomw the best exorcist, believe it!

i love those american fuckass popsciles they suck so good i hate them

who up at the pink pony club??????

you are saying shit because you can saying shit i need to get exorcised so bad

i think we all should being back the whip and nae nae

i think we should all like become dust and bones i think thatd be fun honestly

No.

if i was a worm would you still love me

[[ just imagine beaford going to bed and getting to have a kawaii sugoi nightmare as usual

[[ okay im hitting da hay 4 tonight... peachy you have fun freak. also remind me to expand upon blocktales beaford tomorrow. or just talk about her in general. BLESS!

well i don't have either of those on hand, and I don't think my boss would like me tossing things around, so I'll just leave your idea on the back burner for now...

we should do the 100 nugget challenge

😮☝️.... 🤔... that's not going to work against a ghost or demon.

[[ oh wow i am excited to get back to rping more often than i did by musing jim! the nefarious silver thread bi monthly fixation and beaford lysenworth:

please tell me It is gone and I can go to sleep

its me beaford did you know you have Rights?? the ghosts say you do!!!!!

ouhh you wabna get a sword so bad nmmmmm mhmhmhm you need it you need it sooo badd this sword is soooo important

[[ in front of me are two paths. one is poisoned pastry. the other is medical music. both make me shit myself from fear

I DO NOT AGREE. FUCK JOVIAL.

jovial merryment like if you agree

if i was in the hunger games id win btw

uhm

taking it back </3

what if instead of beaford it was yuriford and nothing changed

dick with girl or pussy with boy? food for thought there

[[ @peachy can you confirm?

Are you sure?

i just wanted to let you know your bars are friggin trash never pick up a microphone ever again

It isn't even a parasite. It is simply doing this because It finds this Fucking Funny

Ahm... Well... I hope he gets better too? You don't have to be sorry about anything, really. > [ Returning the handshake! ] My name is Beaford. Beaford Lysenworth. If you were wondering. You seem like a nice old man as well!

[[ this all was just a ploy to get peachy to semi join bluesky roleplay. heh

parasite comically hops out ear into a can of soda woah guys that was weeeird wonder where that thang went...

it's not even ghost season. you could've made a me being pathetic joke instead

> [ 💭 can It even get things on its own. what does it mean by that. wait why am I even thinking to myself it can hear this. fuck ]

its me beaford ohh yeah woo yeah ohh yeah woo yeah lets go bust these ghosts or whatever

💧 I know! I don't usually say things like. That. Sometimes uhh.. words just come out of my mouth that I don't really mean!

the parasite is leaving the body rq do you guys want anything

account takeover but its person takeover and thisss is actually myy body nowe.. sorry

12 hour nyan cat binge watch who wants to join me but bring your own food