Trumps people keep referring to some lost past leadership strength theyre reviving with their strongman schtick which is so funny bc at almost all points in history prior to 1/6/21, the political loser who starts a revolt against the govt gets drawn & quartered in the Mall after a brief show trial

Just a thought. We wont know for years but after it is finally abolished, I wonder what the final amount is going to be re: money awarded to plaintiffs in the civil cases resulting from these ICE freaks’ incompetence, gross negligence & intentional torts. Gonna look like that US National Debt clock.

I’ll admit it, ok! I do hold the radical leftist belief that “the State should not be able to extrajudicially execute my whole family without due process”

Wish there was talk radio thats like sports talk but for my profession, a belligerent host yelling “that’s why he’s in my top 10 DC trial attorneys” and taking call-ins from people talking MAD shit about how the old “great” lawyers were arguing against plumbers. Think it’d be good for my morale

Was driving to work on 295 this morning, traffic backed up for miles. 5 Park Police vehicles & ICE agents had surrounded a work van. I think the guys inside escaped into the woods bc I didn’t see anyone detained. 10 dipshits standing around an empty van in DC morning traffic. Man fuck these guys!

I need democrats in positions of power to REALIZE how strong the support will be for the first candidate who runs on the platform of “Jail all ICE Agents.” After that video, I’m seeing random suburbanites, people with 401ks, retirees, talking it’s 1966 & theyre in the vanguard for Mao’s revolution

I feel like I’m going crazy here man

Re: the Madura story - Trump says that democrats should thank him rather than asking if it was unconstitutional. He swore an oath to uphold the constitution, it’s the North Star for presidential power and action!! I feel like I’m going crazy man

Thinking in particular about this part of DFW’s ‘97 interview with Charlie Rose, about post-modernist writing and what would later be identified as irony poisoning. youtube.com/clip/UgkxpUl...

Whose the closest modern RB analogue to Jim Brown? Adrian Peterson? Derrick Henry? I feel like not even they stand out so starkly compared to everyone else on the field like Jim Brown did!

More people need to consider the probable future where Trump pardons himself & everyone else involved in re: the inevitable boat strike cases & deportation civil rights violation-related cases, start taking now about ignoring/breaking/striking down his specific pardons. Start making the case now.

It’s wild how many people get into hot water via their posts - do you have ANY idea how many times I’ll type something out, read, say “nope” & delete?? For example, I almost posted re: how whenever I see The Charlie Kirk vid I hear the “smoove off” tweet in my mind, but I simply deleted it instead!!

I unironically want asshole fans to be punched. shaming them doesn’t work, their parents failed to teach them manners, security caters to their sick whims, and imprisoning them is too cruel. What else is left? Maybe if that guy gets punched harder, he becomes a respectable member of society.

Classic upright doink in Cleveland today, best sound in sports

Were all stars now…..in the “dope show”……

Anyone remember a few years back that one lady who was convinced that the Monster Energy drink company was satanic & they were hiding subliminal messaging & 666 in Hebrew letters on their cans? I remember laughing about how unhinged & mentally unwell she was! She’s basically a moderate centrist now!

Re: the Male Loneliness EpiPLANdemic - Used to be, a young man could become a highwayman or brigand, or join a crew of swarthy privateers/pirates. Too short/weak/young? Easy, they could stow away in an empty barrel! Why is this no longer feasible for the young men of today? You guessed it - Wokeness

You better not make a joke that his speech tomorrow is going to be an R Budd Dwyer sendup! Don’t even joke about that at ALL! It would be messed up to joke that he’s gonna go up on stage with a brown paper bag and everything so DONT DO IT!

Man I’m all for old school smash mouth football but this Steelers team isnt that. Absolutely miserable to watch.

Went on Twitter on an old burner, lasted abt 5min & had to get the hell outta there. People willingly giving themselves severe undiagnosed mental illness thinking all day about shit like “theres a trans person somewhere” it’s wild. based on my 5min scroll sesh they are only getting worse!

Secret Base truly never misses youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...

There is no Lamar America and Mahomes America, there is the United States of America! We have RPO-loving Americans in our Mahomes states and guess what, we have god-fearing 3 yard bubble screen supporters in our Lamar states

🎵🎶 hol up wait a minute Yall thought I was Finnish?! 🎶🎵

Me in the character creator menu, mashing the facial sliders all the way to the right: NO! It needs to be bigger! And more square! I want to be a REAL freak this time

Incredible levels of degeneracy here - i believe if you want to gamble you should have to do it as god intended, on horse races ONLY, with a constant looming threat of having your knees broke, all while using an incomprehensibly convoluted system of transnational phone lines & radio broadcast delays

Was watching Jason Williams highlights and had this vid pushed on me - im sorry…in what world is Dirk Nowitzki “unathletic,” that man was 14 feet tall and hit jump shots for 300 yrs do you know what type of athlete you have to be

today the president said re: the supposed Venezuelan narcoterrorists they blew up “we know everything, where they live, where their families live” & thats very funny. they can’t reliably do that w/ people **living in the US** They admitted Abrego Garcia’s deportation was a mistake after the fact!

Most underrated part of Thanksgiving is the approximately 20 turkey sandwiches you get to have for the next week before it goes to waste. Or getting a little freaky in the lab in search of new ways to prepare leftover sweet potatoes

Browns D has held the 49ers rushing game to 19 yards at the end of the first half yeesh

Wild - Me and the boys were outside throwing the football around when no less than 10,000 starlings (I think?) flew overhead and into the forest. Heard them coming long before we saw them. The first wave blotted out the evening sun. Birds are so fucken cool man.

Ok time for my ranked list of worst Thanksgiving side dishes: 1. Your favorite side 2. Your second-favorite side 3. Your third-favorite side oh no whats this ? pweeez dont yell at me it’s just my opinionnmnn 🥺🥺🥺 😏 (heh heh now its time to get horny from being yelled at)

wild that I can listen to Agaetis Byrjun 26 years later and it still sounds like future music piped back to the present through some type of Matthew McConaughey Interstellar bookshelf dimension

I love David Lunch and his brillaint films!!!

Rome collapsed because it didn’t have McDonald’s. This is evidenced by the undeniable fact that Rome did not have McDonald’s, and that Rome collapsed after not having McDonald’s. If the US doesn’t want to fall like Rome, it must have more McDonald’s. Please don’t ask about my investment portfolio!!!

Lmaoo thanks Mr Actual Insane Man, very deep thoughts! Let’s have a conversation together! I probably won’t contract some new airborne variant of herpes by merely being in the same room as you!

Shedeur looks decent when he has all day to throw and he’s playing against the mediocre-to-bad defense of a bad-to-awful team. Im going to extrapolate his likelihood of long-term success entirely from the parts of his first half performance that looked positive!

I know the “quiet piggy” thing is crazy disrespectful and a sign of the utter failure of civilized society etc but people aren’t talking enough about how much of a freak u gotta be to say the word “piggy” specifically like it came from the heart, who says “piggy”???

Shedeur’s problem is that he doesn’t throw the ball. Which is a problem if you are a quarterback.

I ascribe to only 1 conspiracy theory, and it’s that Trump smells awful in-person. I believe they gotta edit the pigpen style stink clouds out of every televised Trump appearance. I believe he’s got visible green wavy lines emanating off his body & they gotta use photoshop on all the pics of him.

Who’s the most perverted freak president before Trump? Jefferson?

Was in the other room giving my kid a bath and listening to Redzone & thought I had finally snapped and lost my mind but no I wasn’t hearing things, they had Trump there in the booth at the Commanders game to talk about the economy lmao get the politics outta my sports assholes!

Reactionaries scream about the dangerous policy of wealth redistribution and yet these huge ICE agent sign-on bonuses are just a transparent way to redistribute wealth to the most disadvantaged demographic of all: 40 year-old men who will unquestionably die alone

That is correct, yes! See, he DOES know the law!

“Socialism has never worked anywhere it’s been” - a chorus of rich elites who know a thing or two about never working anywhere before

Gotta feel for these ladies - first you gotta sit there while a judge tells you how far you have to stay away from your grandkids, then the people in your community overwhelmingly say they don’t want you in charge of ANYTHING. I hope they don’t get too self-reflective or depressed in this time

All these Trump guys are perverts and freaks. Ex. 100,000

Unconstitutional! For more than one reason! In the same Amendment! Amazing!

Ive heard people say that AI could be very helpful to people with disabilities and im sorry maybe im completely off base but the only people i know in my personal life who regularly rely on AI are stupid people. I love them dearly, but they are stupid. Is that what we’re talking about?

Lmao! For several reasons!

He’s crowning, I can see the head! PUSH!