I had a dream I was in a mr beast challenge and we had to play hide n seek in a costco and I was found and was sad til I asked what the prize was and it was a trip to Chernobyl?? And i was like 'who the hell would want to go to chernobyl???' And everyone looked at me like this

This edit was sitting in my brain for years.

I've only met like five garrus fans in the wild but it always goes like this Them: I...I like your shirt... Me: Oh - OH - THANKS HAHAHA Them: HAHAHA then we both look at each other like:

NEED more songs like Evacuate the Dancefloor where it's implied the beat is so good you're actually gonna die

Babe are you okay? You've barely touched your squidward water

achievement unlocked: cosplay used on a costume scam site

F r i e s

Nihlus and my cereal name a more iconic duo

so what if you can see the darkest side of me no one will ever change this animal I have become

"Shall each man find a wife for his bosom, and each beast have his mate, and I be alone?" #masseffect

look, life is short. Live your truth. Follow your dreams. Get a 6 foot animatronic wizard and put it in the middle of you your living room.

Happy 311 day to those who celebrate

Girl dinner girl dinner girl dinner

I'm digging this hairstyle ngl

M.....Messi Effect.....

Noooooo self don't buy a steam deck you still have so many books to read aaaaaaaaa

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wore cute hair clips today and no one said anything

Sparkle on humans! Don't forget to do your very best!

Oh yeah I made something for you guys

Just found out wolves have a lifespan of only 5-7 years in the wild and I'm devastated

This may be controversial but I cut the threads the hold down a pokemons ears and legs and tail LET MY BOY BE FREE

the first time you play Katamari Damacy is a little like the first time you stick your arm out the window of a moving car and feel the wind on your fingers

father in law tried to draw a frog from memory and i laughed so hard I almost threw up

Modern art

Starting playing balatro instead of doomscrolling highly recommended

ENEMY SPOTTED

dragon age news got me like

hey um what the fuck

I ended up cosplaying her lol

Happy birthday mass effect 2 I love you

Are....are they implying there will be no dlc for veilguard

the jurassic park novel rules

garrus no

My hat collection

You know what I originally was cosplaying her as a joke but she's seriously growing on me look at her. she's babygirl. queen. icon. she's literally Just A Girl.

What if i cosplayed from concord as a joke haha naaaah...or would i??? Lol no......unless...???

*cracks knuckles* try me

....okay you know what I'll think about it

How does solas just stand around in the snow with his toes out like that

my beautiful daughter

look bioware this is cute and all but WHERE are his giant ears?? The ears are LONG and FLOPPY that's like 70% of the reason he's so adorable you're killing me

sad garrus.jpeg

lookie what i got

just saw sonic 3

putting on realizing I put my sad piano mass effect playlist so i music on it can relax

Opening the fridge at 3am for some cheese #veilguardspoilers

*comes home and takes off my outdoor N7 jacket and puts on my indoor N7 jacket*

randomly updates my fic after 9 months at 2 in the morning lol

It's funny to me that every alien in mass effect is portrayed as morally grey and there's no real 'good' or 'bad' alien race Except for batarians they are always Bad.