that's what you get Anthony lmao, disrespectful AF meanwhile Woody having the exact reaction you'd expect after drinking unboiled lake water. great cliffhanger #extracted

drinking unboiled lake water this early in the game is certainly a choice. I legit no longer know who I think is gonna be the first one out now. if he gets sick, even the folks who are spinning out psychologically will outlast him #extracted

Anthony being a little asshole by insulting his parents without having any idea what the situation was. Meanwhile his dad is crying on camera and blaming himself. #Extracted #RHAP

Anthony is being such an 18 year old, his poor momma was so worried she stayed up ALL night and all he can do is complain #extracted

if I'm spamming your feed, click on #extracted in this post and feel free to mute the hashtag - I'm obsessed and will keep posting the whole ep lol

that poor player who's parents screwed up and aren't sending him much for supplies simply due to lack of forethought 😭 #Extracted

time to turn the families against each other with some classic resource theft lol #extracted

omg they've got tons of cameras up in the forest and are making all the families watch live at the same time hahaha. it's a survivalist show but the competitor doesn't get to tap out, their family can make or refuse that choice for them even against their will this is fantastic

premiere of #Extracted is starting now and I'm so pumped - it's the closest we've gotten to the Hunger Games so far. I've said for years if we had an opt-in Hunger Games it would be the highest rated show on TV, I'm so excited

forgot to eat altogether today and that seems like an escalation in my stress levels lol

Surprisingly solid turnout at the protest in Madison, especially for a weekday afternoon in Wisconsin winter

Zuko the Cat

how easy is it for a civilian to get a phaser

Tiberius the Cat

I know people see this dude as the ‘good billionaire’ but wtf is this?? you’re a billionaire. shut the fuck up and DO something

just burned my arm with boiling water trying to make a video for my 12 tiktok followers so anyway yeah the Supreme Court was right that app has got to go

my favorite part about working through a gig app is not getting mileage reimbursement. I actually prefer lowering my net wages artificially because I’m just that passionate about increasing shareholder revenue

hahahaha tiktok is already back what a joke

Aside from a John Wick reference, it was really normal and actually more a workshop on how to have healthy arguments - they brought up an actual relationship counselor and everything V disappointing. Not a drop of crazy. An embarrassment to the evangelical label

people who smile too much make me nervous. idk what the number is but there’s a specific ratio of time spent smiling and if you cross it, I’m immediately suspicious

continuing my tour of nondenominational evangelical churches in my area - last week I heard about Joe Rogan, the fact that Jesus did actually really die, and weird but fair legal advice on what to do if the bloody sock of a murder victim is found in your car. what will today bring?

TikTok: person learning to twerk very poorly and accidentally popping a stitch, their partner and them laughing about it. then explaining they process slowly and will be sad later bsky: you and everyone you love is about to die or be deported

Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.

y’all I need help figuring out xiaohongshu!! any tips/advice welcome

“let me pull up bksy so i can find a meme to send someone instead of texting them hello”

spent the whole day in bed cuddling my cat, now there’s the right way to kick off a new year

thought i found a good deal on christmas lights but turns out it's because they're so dim you can barely even seen them 😭

I can tell my mental health is doing better when I catch myself two hours into researching something dumb like beekeeping and making plans - as if I would ever be stable and consistent enough to be in charge of keeping an entire hive of living beings alive lol

y’all I’m building a Christmas tree for the first time in years (always avoided on the assumption the cats would destroy it) and the cats are being like. SUSPICIOUSLY uninterested.

It’s snowing on thanksgiving night and I’m checking in on my neighbor’s cats while they’re away and everything is beautiful

we all ought to be trying at least a little bit

I had a dream that Brennan Lee mulligan lent me his dice while GMing bc I kept accidentally dropping mine on the ground and then I immediately dropped his and just got up from the table and walked away from DND forever

the only problem in the world an iced mocha can’t solve is the need for a ride to the coffee shop that makes the iced mocha

jamming to post-hardcore while fiddling with spreadsheet formulas like the sold-out Midwest emo punk I am

handing someone one of their favorite treats while they’re tripping on acid is a delight for everyone involved just a little tip if you ever want to feel like a magical shopkeep in a fantasy story

is there anything better than having a lady afternoon laying dry and warm listening to rain patter on the fly of your tent?

nothing is quicker to build a sense of community than a bunch of neighbors all trying to corral their pets in the small shared basement during dangerous weather

my email for the new gig is just [first name]@[org].com I feel so special

first day at the new job what’s up first shift people (you’re all insane for being awake this early)

I am in fact Sick, and about to be a real baby about it. someone bring me soup

“Study finds having purpose in life may increase emotional resilience” look I know this is a college paper but uhhhh yeah? like no shit

oh no I think I Am Sick

very frustrating day at work so far, opened bsky to distract myself and… man do I ever need a feed that’s just silly fun posts my main feed is busted

my ankle is swollen and my leg hurts and I have to go do a full field shift in the rain uuuuuugh

repo shows are wild. like they’re not satisfied with just profiting off of other people’s misery, gotta maximize that profit by televising it! problem is, watching someone try to figure out where someone else hid a whole ass airplane is so goddamn interesting

neighbor asked if I had a screwdriver they could borrow but they needed a very specific shape and. boy oh boy. my inability to decide on a bit set when I bought my drill just came in clutch as hell. what bit DONT I have

the number of my friends at office jobs who are complaining about FB being down right now is very telling