There are people who think they can “design” with ChatGPT… Thing is, *you* CAN’T. Why? Your “designs” don’t work in practical applications! You “designed” a tailgate wrap for your truck? Guess what: ChatGPT added a FOOT in height to that truck. Are you going to extend your car so it can all fit?

At first I was REALLY excited to do a full-window-perf design for a business that had a fantasy theme, but the owner keeps wanting me to use copyrighted characters & logos & I’m about to tell her to go somewhere else. It’s over a month later & I want to scream:

I’m seriously to the point where I have to comment on someone’s post or video if they use the term “POV” correctly. Those people should be commended. It’s sad that it’s come to this.

Ooooh! I’m on the episode of Young Sheldon that makes @autumnwitch.bsky.social & media cry like lil babies!

I just told Captain Nibbles “no” & he told me to stop making up words.

Comfy baby boy.

I REALLY hate No Medication days.

I’m going to try that LotR The War of the Rohirrim thing. Wish me luck.

Aw! Bilbo made it home & I made it through all The Hobbits before midnight. I did sleep through most of the last one, though.

TIME FOR THE LAST HOBBIT MOVIE! It’s also time for me to take out my eyes, sadly. *sniffle*

Jackson is back in for the Hobbit movie. He likes Smaug.

PUT. THE. RING. BACK. ON. BILBO. #LizWatchesTheHobbit

BILBO, PUT ON THAT FUCKING RING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!! #LizWatchesTheHobbit

I bet there’s a dragon in there, Bilbo. Watch out. #LizWatchesTheHobbit

No, YOU’RE tearing-up because the dwarves finally opened the door to their home. #LizWatchesTheHobbit

Jackson is getting antsy. I don’t know how to tell him there aren’t any more fish in the movies from this point on. #LizWatchesTheHobbit

I would pay a shit ton for a version if the Hobbit movies in which every time someone shouts, “Anything?” (when they want to know if someone has found something), someone yells back: “WE AIN’T FOUND SHIT.”

Radagast is adorable as fuck. #LizWatchesTheHobbit

Lt. Jackson is having a BLAST watching the Desalination of Smaug. He plopped his ass down next to me when the crew got covered in dead fish & has been staring at the screen & purring ever since. 😸

You guys… …omg… Reece’s has frozen chocolate-covered banana slices. Fuck, yeah, I added it to my grocery delivery.

Orcs are dicks.

The version of Gandalf in The Hobbit is just a guy who likes to watch chaos ensue. Thinks it’s hilarious. Jerk.

Up next: Desolation of Smaug. This is where we start to get the Kili content I enjoy viewing… …for “reasons”. Reason:

Hey, @rainawest1987.bsky.social

I’ma do it. Watching extended versions of The Hobbit with my new robot-eyes. Let’s see what’s new.

DOUBLE-WHOPPER FOR BREAKFAST IS ON THE WAY!

Since i watched all the extended edition LotR movies in one day, should I should follow-up with the extended Hobbit movies today? I mean, I’m sure they’re beautiful & I do love seeing things “for the first time” with 20/20 vision… …but I don’t want to see that goblin king’s scrotum-chin.

Sometimes the algorithms get it spot-the-fuck-on. I was suggested this show “The Cleaner” on BritBox & by GOD, it’s delightfully hilarious.

Ooooohmygod, tonight’s Matlock is going to give me a heart attack.

Guess whose Gotcha Day is today. Yup. It Honey Bear.

If you’ve never seen it, I HIGHLY recommend the Rescue Rangers movie. Now that I can see, it’s even funnier because of all the background references. 10 out of 10. No notes.

As I deal with my first day without my Work Wife, I need something playing to distract while I work & keep me from texting to see how her new job is going & to lay on the guilt for leaving me to fend for myself. Hm. Should I put on the Toy Story franchise? That should cover the whole day, right?

It is done. I did it.

“You bow to no one.”

What if - after all that - Sam got back to the Shire & Rosie Cotton was like: “Ew.” That would be the worst ending EVER.

Jackson watching Frodo not know Legolas’s name like this:

JEZUZ CHRIST, FRODO, JUST DROP THE GODDAMN RING INTO THE FUCKING LAVA.

“I can’t carry it for you… but I can carry you!” I FUCKING LOVE SAMWISE.

SHE SAID IT! SHE SAID THE WORDS!!!

Aaaand just as I sit down with dinner, the tomato scene starts. *shudder* #LizWatchesLotR

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!

Return of the King time. I don’t know if I have the stamina for it, though.

OOOH! OOOH! FARAMIR!

“Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.”

“THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING.”