*scrolling through* Oh, yeah. I’m fiercely remembering why I went back to Twitter.

Éomer can GET. IT. #LizWatchesLotR

Faramir can GET. IT. #LizWatchesLotR

@malus.bsky.social i missed your birfdaye last month.

It is Captain Nibbles’s BIRFDAYE. Here are some baby pics.

IF these Scleral lenses DO wind up working, what should I watch first? (I’m still skeptical.)

Look at my son.

“ABE LINCOLN HAD A BRIGHTER FUTURE WHEN HE PICKED IP HIS TICKETS AT THE BOX OFFICE!” - Frasier

I hate walkiiiiiiiiiing. … … … …but I’m fascinated by how much the new sports bra helps. Is this what normal-tittied girls feel all the time?!? No WONDER they have more energy.

OOOH! OOOOH! That’s Monk! That’s Monk on Frasier!

“Hewwo, peasants.”

Honey Bear does not like it when she sees people going into HER park. She is THE most chill dog I’ve ever met, but she flips REAL fast when she sees a “trespasser”. She has no problem with people in the park when she is, though.

Fuckin’ Matlock, making me cry! I already can barely see anything, now the tv just looks like water with teal & brown splashes.

I understand tv shows that want to show pop-up graphics of text messages instead of having the characters read what they say, but for a legally-blind person like me, it’s annoying as fuck.

An AI image editor just told me to apologize to it. NO.

21 days til my eye nightmare is over?

Frasier is still fun to watch. Not loving the constant slut-shaming they do to Roz, but it’s still good overall.

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid? Sure thing! Bonus fun fact: I had a HUGE crush on this guy.

The new Matlock is so damn good. The whole Manilow thing… *MWAH*

I have one of those head compressor wrap thingies for my eyesight headaches. It helps a bit, but I can’t do anything while it’s on since it goes over my eyes. Booored!

Fun Fact: Severe eyesight problems can cause non-stop nausea. Another Fun Fact: I can personallyvouch for that previous fun fact.

I don’t WANNA walk. I hate walking. I wanna live in the Wall-E world. *walking anyway* Walking SUUUUUUUCKS.

These sportscasters are boring as FUCK. I’d rather hear the over-the-top, testosterone-filled yelling than this crap.

Do you think I could charge people to be a good luck charm for their football team? It seems whenever I heavily mock how badly a team is doing & then leave, that team makes a big-ass comeback. How much do you think people will pay? It’s kind of a guarantee.

This made me cackle:

How old am I? I’m old enough to remember this:

🎼I always feel like My kitty’s waaaatchin’ meee!🎶

🎼I always feel like My kitty’s waaaatchin’ meee!🎶

Why did he put himself in time-out???

GodDAMN, I hate (American) football.

Got my mother set up to watch football on streaming. This is her happy place. … … … except for the fact that her team SUCKS this year. Heheheh.

Nappin’ buds.

I put on Inside Out because I was feeling too chipper.

My mother & I are in an ongoing competition on who can say the word “breakfast” in the cutest way possible. She is currently winning with her “BWEK-sus” pronunciation.

It’s official: The Birdcage is still hilarious.

My mother brought me a gallon of homemade root beer from the local dinette as a thanks for helping with her party.

Just sent my mother on her way to day two of her class reunion. She practiced her speech for me before she left. IT WAS SO CUTE! Their theme is “Oh, the Places We’ve Been”. I made them some nice Seuss-ish designs with their mascot for the decor & stuff. So adorable.

My new bra came! It’s a “real” sports bra so that I don’t have to deal with clasps & pulleys before my morning walks & pre-shower. LOOKIT! It’s a uni-boob, but it bounces like a basketball. *skipping around*

Sending my mother off to her first night of her class reunion like:

I just realized something: When I get my new eyes, will I be able to watch 3D movies? You know when you watch a 3D movie without the glasses? That’s what my vision is like right now. (Can’t believe I never made the connection before, actually). So, when I’m able to see, will the 3D glasses work?

Something I just discovered today: Chocolate Fudge Pop Tarts are extra good because even though the middle is not as good as the cherry ones, the usually gross crusts can be turned into chocolately dippin’ cookies.

I feel how Jackson looks.

LOOK AT HIM.

“Oh, cats are repulo by citrus. They hate it. They can’t stand the smell.” Captain Nibbles: “Mum… gimmie dat orange sherbet, WIGHT NOW!”

New Bra Day was a triumph. The girls stayed up & perky & bouncy as ever This is an extra special New Bra Day, too. Got myself a couple of them there sports bras. I actually hate the things, but I also want something to just slip on before walking without the scaffolding rigamarole.

Taking my lunch break at home for a change. I’m having to take really long blocks of time to get my eyes to slightly un-blur. The headaches are getting so bad from the strain, they approach migraine level. (Not quite as sharp, but REALLY severe to the point of nausea.)

Madame of Thorns and Anguish.