Hihihi. Kid says Karls was maximum cute today!

Hihihi. Kid took doggies out for walkies! Mostly was sniffing and eating salad bar. Karls said HIHIHI to smol fluffy dog!

Hihihi. Karls can’t see any hole. Does not know what Kid is talking about.

Hihihi. Karls is definitely not digging hole. Is doing something else.

Hihihi. Team walkies was slightly shorter today due to: wind and Kid feeling poorly. Was still best day to vestigate smells!

Hihihi. Both doggies went to VET and had worst day ever! Luther got booster shot and Karls had lump biopsy (was stabbed! Had goo thefted!) and now has antibiotics. All doggies require maximum fussing and snacks for rest of day!

Hihihi. Kid cut finger making dinner. Karls says Kid is only allowed to make kibbles from now on.

Hihihi. Karls was about to come in from yard when was attacked by brainthought!

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Hihihi. Doggies did team walkies again! Was slightly chaotic but everyone had fun! All doggies enjoyed delicious salad bar!

Hihihi. Mommy took Kid out for birfday dinner at favorite restaurant! Saw pretty trees. Karls favorite restaurant is salad bar outside new house.

Hihihi. Karls is singing birfday song for Kid! Is bestfriend!!!

Hihihi. Kid took doggies for Team Walkies! Met neighbors! Found dead mole! Then Karls got extra bonus walkies! Best day ever!

Hihihi. Kid put up little bit of lights on new house. Mommy put up smol tree in window.

Hihihi. Did you know Kid has magic blanket?! Is fuzzy and plugs into wall and gets warm and Kid lets doggies share! Is best wizard blanket.

Hihihi. Kid had rough day so Karls suggested extra snuggles on Kidbed.

Hihihi. Kidaunt sent delicious steaks as housewarming gift and Mommy and Kid had extra tasty Sunday dinner!

Hihihi. Kid took doggies on neighborhood walkies again!!! Karls sampled delicious salad bar variety! Shouted at nice lady! Ignored cat!

Hihihi. Kid has birfday on Tuesday and Karls needs to get present. Possible presents: 1. Smol pile of dirt 2. Steal nose, then give back c. $5 (can borrow from Luther) &. Dead salamander

Hihihi. Playtimes on sofa!

Hihihi. Kid took doggies out for Neighborhood Walkies! Karls vestigated Front Yard! Has grass! And trees! And ditch!!!

Hihihi. Kid had positive Covid test (second test was negative, was maybe false positive) so came home from Thanksgiving dinner with to go box. Karls is secretly glad Kid is home.

Hihihi. In honor of Kid leaving for few hours all doggies are eating dirts.

Hihihi. Kid is going over to fren’s house for Thanksgiving dinner but served special breffis to doggies and played squeaky monkey before leaving.

Hihihi. Karls has new turkey toy!!!

Hihihi. Mommy doesn’t feel good today so Kid made classic sick kid lunch. Also baked lumpy apple pie for tomorrow.

Thanksgiving always feels lonely without my dad. Our last Thanksgiving in California we started the community tree on our walks and random people started adding ornaments, lots of which commemorated beloved doggies. I miss walking and talking with him.

Hihihi. Karls is very busy being grumpus today.

Hihihi. Kid made something called apfelkuchen. Says it has to cool before Karls can have smol shares.

Hihihi. Kid is grumpy because of trying to do Christmas shopping and not having any money from being sick. Needs to get better and start selling jewelries.

Hihihi. Is DirtBoys meeting! First order of business: dig hole. Second order of business: shouting!

Hihihi. Every night after NightBreffis Kid sings special song about last chance for peeing and pooping. Is best song. Kid says is to tune of Don Henley song.

Hihihi. Mommy and Kid had to drive far away to see Tiniest Person Friend do orchestra concert. Now must stay on sofa and snuggle with dogs forever.

Hihihi. Kid still has lots of unpacking to do but did get wallpaper on one wall today!

Hihihi. Karls is looking around for crimes.

Hihihi. Is not much sunshines today but is still good day for shouts and sniffs!

Hihihi. Green chair is perfect chair for Karls to do sneaky plotting and thefts. Kid says do not get drools on nice chair, Karls!

Hihihi. Kid went to doctor today but made sure doggies got maximum sunshine times before she went.

Hihihi. Yard is protected by Sunshine Boys!

I made a more ambitious dinner than usual tonight and it turned out pretty tasty! (I overcooked the zucchini!)

Hihihi. Karls is being very sneaky trying to steal cupcake wrapper. Don’t tell Kid!

Hihihi. Karls did wiggles on grass for first time in New Yard!!!

Hihihi. Kid had to take Mommy back to mergency room because wound on leg got all swoled up. Doctor did ultrasound, says is okay, just fluid buildup under gross wound. Doctor was pleased Kid had phone full of wound photos for reference.

Hihihi. Yard Report: is best yard for spying on dachshund! lawn vestigations! hole digging! plotting escape!

Hihihi. Smol frolic and shout in Karlyard!

Hihihi. Kid made soup! And crusty bread! Karls demands shares!

Hihihi. New toy for Karls!!!

Hihihi. Kid made deluxe breffis for Karls!

Hihihi. Luther is having cozytimes.

Hihihi. Yard Report: is still best yard and has best smells! Also, dirts!