Hihihi. Is sunny day! Doggies are having maximum lawn times!

Hihihi. Kid made steak for Mothers Day dinner! Doggies did not get shares so Kid has to go to prison forever.

Hihihi. Karls received NEW TOY from @barkbox.bsky.social because is good doggy! (Toy was stolen by dachshund. Karls will now produce true crime podcast.)

Hihihi. Happy MothersDay to Mommy who is best mommy ever to Karls and Kid and best Gramma to tiny Luther!

Hihihi. Zoooooooom!

Hihihi. Kid went to lunch for Mother’s Day with sister and nephew and Mommy and was apparently owned by nemesis of @mckinleydturtle.bsky.social

I feel like I am doing everything wrong most of the time but one thing I am doing right is loving this little dachshund. He’s the sweetest little dog and I love him with my whole heart.

Hihihi. Karls is just hanging out on lawn, being smol baby.

Hihihi. Kid is trying to photograph new jewelries and doggies are definitely helping.

Hihihi. Karls is being best doggy. Is definitely not up to nanigans.

Hihihi. Kid is required by law to mow around Karls.

Hihihi. Kid is feeling worn out today but says cure for everything is good breffis.

Hihihi. Kid is home! Is on durgs and is eating chocolate. Luther refuses to leave lap.

Hihihi. Karls is worst doggy ever. Was sposed to go to vet to check on lump that was oozing. Wiggled out of harness and ran out into street. Kept running away from Kid. Was very stressful. Kid’s Addison’s got bad, is in ER. Karls is at home starving.

Hihihi. Hole Patrol found no holes! Decided to relax and have smol frolic.

Hihihi. Luther went to groomer but they weren’t taking walk-ins! So was just smol car ride.

I’m going to the post office in an hour, so if anyone wants to get any last-minute jewelry these are still available!

Hihihi. Kid made dinner out of bunch of leftover stuff in fridge. Doggies received NOODLESHARES!

Hihihi. Kid gets sentimental packing up jewelry orders. Uses Audrey clipboard and Best Daddy Ever’s old fountain pen.

Hihihi. Sunshineday!

Hihihi. Kid offered Karls piece of apple and possibly broke Karlbrain.

Hihihi. Kid volunteered at seal rescue open house! Was in charge of Kid Zone (appropriate). Met two dachshunds! Now is baking more cookies for sister.

More jewelry! I’ll put it all in a thread so you can mute it if you just want dog pictures! All prices include US shipping and all items come in a fetching little box with a doggy on it!

Hihihi. Karls is helping Kid photograph jewelries!

I made some new jewelry! Prices include US postage and all items come in a box featuring a good doggy!

Hihihi. Kid made another gourmet meal for good doggies. Is reward for being extra shiny.

Hihihi. Kid is trying to get used to new glasses. Keeps tripping over lawn even though is flat surface. Worst eyeballs ever!

Hihihi. Kid is mowing lawn and Karls is helping!

Hihihi. Hole Patrol was extra busy today after multiple reports of hole sightings. Did not find any holes.

Hihihi. Kid made deluxe meal for good doggies!

Hihihi. Karls and Luther did not forget #TongueOutTuesday

Hihihi. Karls did thinking. Maybe thought too hard.

Hihihi. Kid made fancy avocado toast on homemade bread! Has tasty paprika and chili cheese.

Hihihi. Sunshine Sunday is perfect day for hanging out in grass and rolling on smells!

Hihihi. All doggies have completed Hole Patrol. No holes.

Hihihi. Kid made deluxe Sadness Breffis with homemade bread toast. Then Luther insisted on mandatory dachshund therapy.

Hihihi. Kid made loaf of regular bread. Karls will only come inside if Kid gives bread shares.

Hihihi. Kid did okay job mowing lawn.

Hihihi. For #ThrowbackThursday here is maximum baby BabyKarl!

Hihihi. Kid mowed whole lawn just for doggies and Karls did rolls in freshcut grasses to say thank you! Also, doggies stood in front of lawn mower and shouted and pretended not to hear Kid saying “beep beep, out of the way, doggies!”

Hihihi. Kid has maximum sads so Karls implemented extreme snuggle protocol and told Kid to make fancy breffis for herself.

Hihihi. Karls is glowing because is so baby.

Hihihi. Kid made first ever loaf of bread!

Hihihi. Karls did lawn frolics and Kid received FREE bread maker from nice neighbors! Must make bread for Karls immediately!

Hihihi. Luther has found a smell!!!

Hihihi. Happy Monday from your friend Karls!

Hihihi. Kid made one million cookies today. Doggies got to lick spoon (just dough—no chocolate!)

Hihihi. Here are pictures of doggies marching around lawn! (Are checking to see if Kid did good job mowing)

Hihihi. Kid’s insurance sent vouchers for free produce so Kid has been making deluxe breffises!

Hihihi. Kid mowed lawn! Doggies are having an explore.