no, he is not experiencing the horrors . ... unless one could consider that defense lawyer forgetting who he is as the horrors . 👺

yes, prosecutor payne is JUST fine . [ he SIGHS . 💀 . ]

WUAHAGGHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺

ugly little BRAIN 👺

yes, payne, wright still doesn't remember who you are . now, leave ── [ he's trying to shove the older prosecutor out of the room . 💀 ]

WUUUAGAGAGGAHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

no, no, no . we tell prosecutor payne that we DON'T care, otherwise he ── [ the other prosecutor, now known as payne, starts SCREAMING about his day at the top of his lungs 💀 ]

UWHWHAHAGAHAHAHB

well, it's certainly worth a try . 👺 [ HERE COMES ANOTHER PROSECUTOR ( a fairly old looking one ), RANTING ABOUT HIS DAY 💀 ] ... nobody CARES, janitor boy . 👺 [ 😭 ... ]

WUAHHHHGGHH 🥺

WUWHAGAGGHGHGHAHAHHHHHHGGHH 🥺🥺🥺

WUAAGAGHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺

UWHWGWHWUAGHWHAHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺

well, don't worry . i can almost assure you that justice will be served . 👺

... ah, i see . what a pest of a man . [ 💀 . ]

WUYWGAHHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺

WWUAYGGHHHHHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

WWUWUUUAGHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺

well, explain the situation in full to me . i'll make sure it matches up with the evidence you've given me, and we'll go from there .

WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ME UP 👺

i see ... 💧

... anything with THAT much details and being THAT long has GOT to get caught on things CONSTANTLY . 💧 ... that sounds even crazier . 💧💧

well ── yes, you do . but surely it gets caught on a lot of things .ᐣ i mean, look how long it is .... 💧

WUHAGAHHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[ he sighs . 😭 ] yes, that's it . i apologize, but it's just so ── old fashioned . it's like when i called that other prosecutor an 80 year old grandpa because he wore old fashioned clothes and naturally had grey - ish hair . [ 💀 .ᐣ ]

as IF . you're totally LYING 👺

WUAGAAGHHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

of course not ── 💧 it's not your foundation, i was just expecting you to be in your early 30's or something .

WHAT

i'm not your BITCH 👺

oh ── you're ... younger than i am . 💧 [ 💀 ]

WWAAGAGGGGHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

maybe YOU'RE dumb 👺👺👺👺

... decades .ᐣ just for finding the perfect handwriting .ᐣ i hope you don't mind me asking, but exactly how old are you .ᐣ 💧

... your handwriting is very fancy, isn't it .ᐣ [ 💀 . ]

OH, ISN'T THAT JUST THE TRUTH . THEY DON'T GET IT THEY DON'T GET IIITTT 🥺🥺🥺🥺

i wouldn't call ANY version of myself DUMB . we're all GENIUSES . 👺

mhm . there's a few signatures scattered throughout the paperwork . 👺 [ grabbing the cash . 💀 ]

IT KNOWS MY NAME 😨

topaz ace attorney au shredder and krang's greatest enemy is not turtles, not april, not even an au version of splinter .....

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THINGH

WAGAGGGHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 STUPID DUMB DUMB IDIOT BRAIN 👺

[ luckily, he's ENTIRELY legit . 💀 unlike a particular man with a tiger on his shirt .... 👺 ]

that fucking detective that i hate 👺

topaz i may have made an ace attorney au krang just now, too ..... 👺

[ pushing a bunch of paperwork towards her . 💀 ] the amount is listed on there . 👺

either cash or card is fine by me . 👺

UGHHHH 🥺🥺🥺 stupid dumb idiot brain ..... 👺

yes, of course ── you're welcome . 💧 [ 💀🙏 . ] i'll forgive you . [ the moment he's set down, he goes to look through the big ass file . 💀 ]

which is truly excelle ── aCK ── [ bro was NOT expecting that 💀🙏 ]