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Ya estuvo bueno, diosite: o me saco el Melate® o me llevas. Atte. y gracias de antemano.

Entry-level, expertise, associate... como si pagaran en dólares y terminan siendo diez mil pesos al mes.

Time to revisit TriStar's Francis Ford Coppola's production of Kenneth Brannagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.

I know it's no one's job to educate us (anymore), but can you help us all understand and we can debate reading comprehension after stopping the fascists?

Some instagay's costume was in poor taste? I, for one, am shocked. They called someone terrible a diva? Get out of here, gays would never overuse slang like that!

We hardly knew Dick.

Who was it that said something about every day battling the urge to kill oneself? Asking for a friend.

How many drag queens are Ashleys and Megans now? Whatever happened to good old drag names, like Virginia Ham, Flower Tortilla, Kristi Noem?

Listening to The Morning After and realising that, if Maureen McGovern was my Céline, Shelley Winters was my Kathy Bates and Ernest Borgnine my DiCaprio.

I have no idea who Carrie Coon is. Am I straight now?

I'm really turning into a reverse Benjamin Button.

I've become Fosca

You think you're sad? I was ghosted by a sexworker. It's like: "I'll sleep with people for money. Except for you. There's no amount of money you could pay me to sleep with YOU."

There are FOUR BILLION people connected through the Internet. They're lonely.

Wanted to do laundry, cut my hair, fix my blender, work out, eat right and interact with other humans but somehow half the weekend is gone and I'm still caught in bedrot after eating a burger that was bigger than my head.

All this time I'd been sending clothes out for alterations, all I needed was to buy them at the supermarket. Turns out I have the perfect Walmart body. #savings

After 2 decades, I finally took the hint to spend all my time working instead of trying to have a life. If I'd started sooner, I'd have something to show for it.

The only way I will ever resemble an emperor is having no clothes.

Global politics is just Game of Thrones now.

Time for my nightly cry.

Is FKA Twigs an artist or an AI? I can't keep them straight anymore.

Fui menino, fui muleque, fui Neymar

Habemus #PecatoribusPodcast!!! Gracias @luisdepablo.bsky.social @igtorres.bsky.social

@TicketmasterMx pretendió cobrarme 20% del boleto (más 50 pesos porque por qué mierdas no) para el Fantasma de la Ópera y sólo por eso ya no pienso ir nunca.

I started watching Oz Perkins' The Monkey and my mom got all excited cuz she thought it was the Robbie Williams movie.

Oh, good, one more day of dead children on my feed. Is Israel safe yet or are we all still antisemitic?

Falling into the habit of wanting to cry foran hour while I try to fall asleep in bed every night.

Really telling how every Jurassic World movie is basically: People don't wanna see dinosaurs anymore so we're gonna waste a shit ton of money to concoct some new, unholy aberrations every few years, hoping to wring some profits, but it will only keep getting worse. #Topical

Which one is it: summer fling don't mean a thing or am I moving to another continent?

Can't even make a joke anymore because of kirk.

Y'all have sub-Morissettian notions of what irony means.

Maestros que se (mal) ganan la vida tratando de revertir a los opinólogos que defienden los intereses de sus amos.

Algo de ruido razonable tomando en cuenta la cantidad de nueces.

Lo lívido ≠ la libido.

There's not going to be a US after this, is there?

Are str8 guys still doing that thing where they hear an actor laughing and they go:"Joker?"

¿Se puede cortar una bandera? O, ¿Si no está consagrada no importa?

Like, for that amount of money, you could at least pretend tp flirt with me a little bit.

Terra di Giò.

El dolor de perder un magrebí.

Hoy que salí de trabajar de 7am a 10pm, vi pasar un Porsche y lo único que pude pensar es: ojalá pudiera trabajar lo suficiente para tener uno de ésos. ¿Cómo le hará ese niño de 20 para echarle tantas ganas?

Remember when the Red Army cleverly negotiated their way into Berlin?

¿A qué hora sale Makugo a decir que anoche no llovió? #Querétaro

Vampire: Let the right one in Werewolf: The Howling Ghost: The Devil's Backbone Slasher: Nightmare on Elm Street Folk: Midsommar Big Monster: Alien Zombie: Shaun of the Dead Comedy: Werewolves within Alien: Predator Cosmic: Suspiria 2017 Psychological: The Shining Anthology: V/H/S

My housemates just bought me a vynil. They're gonna murder me, right?

Makes sense, given my ignorance of games of skill or chance. Connections Puzzle #803 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦