Habemus #PecatoribusPodcast!!! Gracias @luisdepablo.bsky.social @igtorres.bsky.social

@TicketmasterMx pretendió cobrarme 20% del boleto (más 50 pesos porque por qué mierdas no) para el Fantasma de la Ópera y sólo por eso ya no pienso ir nunca.

I started watching Oz Perkins' The Monkey and my mom got all excited cuz she thought it was the Robbie Williams movie.

Oh, good, one more day of dead children on my feed. Is Israel safe yet or are we all still antisemitic?

Falling into the habit of wanting to cry foran hour while I try to fall asleep in bed every night.

Really telling how every Jurassic World movie is basically: People don't wanna see dinosaurs anymore so we're gonna waste a shit ton of money to concoct some new, unholy aberrations every few years, hoping to wring some profits, but it will only keep getting worse. #Topical

Which one is it: summer fling don't mean a thing or am I moving to another continent?

Can't even make a joke anymore because of kirk.

Y'all have sub-Morissettian notions of what irony means.

Maestros que se (mal) ganan la vida tratando de revertir a los opinólogos que defienden los intereses de sus amos.

Algo de ruido razonable tomando en cuenta la cantidad de nueces.

Lo lívido ≠ la libido.

There's not going to be a US after this, is there?

Are str8 guys still doing that thing where they hear an actor laughing and they go:"Joker?"

¿Se puede cortar una bandera? O, ¿Si no está consagrada no importa?

Like, for that amount of money, you could at least pretend tp flirt with me a little bit.

Terra di Giò.

El dolor de perder un magrebí.

Hoy que salí de trabajar de 7am a 10pm, vi pasar un Porsche y lo único que pude pensar es: ojalá pudiera trabajar lo suficiente para tener uno de ésos. ¿Cómo le hará ese niño de 20 para echarle tantas ganas?

Remember when the Red Army cleverly negotiated their way into Berlin?

¿A qué hora sale Makugo a decir que anoche no llovió? #Querétaro

Vampire: Let the right one in Werewolf: The Howling Ghost: The Devil's Backbone Slasher: Nightmare on Elm Street Folk: Midsommar Big Monster: Alien Zombie: Shaun of the Dead Comedy: Werewolves within Alien: Predator Cosmic: Suspiria 2017 Psychological: The Shining Anthology: V/H/S

My housemates just bought me a vynil. They're gonna murder me, right?

Makes sense, given my ignorance of games of skill or chance. Connections Puzzle #803 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Les traigo amor.

Right wing ideologues: the solution is going back to the 19th century. Right wing influencers: the solution is available to you when you buy my online course.

"Why on earth should everyone deserve the things to which I believe me and mine are entitled" "but gimme"

La persona mayor en que te convertirás en un futuro.

This is in the replies and it demonstrates a real issue which is if you find profundity from an AI, you’re responding to something profound a human being wrote that was vacuumed up and what ends up happening is you thank AI and not only don’t thank the person, you have no idea they were involved

¿Existen emiratos árabes aislados?

Has Instagram fully turned into garbage for everyone else? All I get are shit memes from god know what. No one I follow, nothing that I've ever clicked on before, bupkis.

If I saw your show three times and you couldn't sing, I probably won't be getting your single.

I've seen Madonna and Blur twice. Otherwise, I've only been to a handful of concerts.

Watching a German movie with Portuguese subtitles and my brain may explode after this.

I wonder if it's time to start considering that ChatGPT driving people insane and even making them wanna end their lives is a feature, rather than a bug

Minha, tua, nossa, Company!

It's like we're all staring at the iceberg, yelling: 'somebody do something!'

Dunno about the rest of y'all, but I only ever Instagram WHEN I'm travelling, cuz I ain't posting my three hours of being stuck in traffic or the awful hours of work I do in order to afford that yearly vacation.

Admit you don't know what a gene is.

What if you can't expel the poltergeist because the house that will be sucked into the earth afterwards is you?

Shit-faced Brazilian lady tried to talk to me in English. All she managed to say was: I don't speak English. We switched to Portuguese.

Ranking is for straight people.

Claro, los tres géneros.

I, for one, think age of consent should always be based on whatever the fuck Azaelia figures that day.

I love Brazil. A person doing unironic Carmen Guia just runwayed by me on their way to the subway. The bob was EVERYTHING. #TheProducers

I've run into my first large restaurant party of Brazilian Jews. It's a whole vibe.