It’s pieces of paper taped to the wall! I guess whoever hung it knows it won’t be there for long.

Did any of the other Dems who won by more than .04% complain about not getting a pat on the back?

Even being the head of a nation isn’t enough to protect us from entitled, predatory men.

What in Caucasian Hell.

ASIA, BISHES! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCAL...

This is all they are. And just as expendable. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...

Oh, we hear the purring loud and clear! She sounds like a motorcycle idling.

We don't do what we're told, we do what is asked of us. We do what is necessary, and we do it with a chorus made up of a million different voices.

I wish people cared as much about a third grade classroom getting shot up as they do about a dead Nazi incel.

This morning is what the folks over at TV Tropes would call a Hope Spot: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...

I don’t know how much substance there is to social media rumors, but I guess I’ll find out for sure if I start hearing car horns honking, people cheering, fireworks going off, church bells ringing…

Life tip (bare minimum edition): be the person who isn’t the first one everybody thinks of when they see others saying “is he dead yet? Please tell me he’s finally dead.”

This is his reaction to “I gotta go pee, Bud.” It’s like “Do what you gotta do, Mom. I’ll just be here yelling at mice.”

I’ve got my eye one a place up here that has a fence and a yard. But you let me think about that, Bud. No matter where you go, I’ll be going with you, so don’t you worry about that.

"Procurement's failure to fill Sales' needs harms our synergy." Oh, fuck right the hell off, you insufferable personification of an AI-generated LinkedIn bio. God forbid you should ever take responsibility for your unrealistic promises to your customer. Fuck you.

“ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH!l” Cried the General. Then he got sleepy. Oh well, the invasion of Latveria can wait another day. Out fearless leader needs nappy time. #Flerken #myhandsomeboy

People yammering about Bluesky being an “echo chamber”:

And in other news, now we know what the Nazi puppy killer looked like 15 faces ago.

Sounds like something the unwashed masses would sing at a Tr*mp rally.

The baby's blanket is finally done! Just needs washed. And I don't mean to alarm anyone, but if you look closely in the lower right corner, you'll see that a live gremlin has taken an interest.

So a year ago this dude moved in with me and wow. Doesn’t have a job, doesn’t pay rent, doesn’t cook, yammers at whenever he wants something, trashes the place… Though in his defense, he’s a cat, so that’s his thing. Happy Gotcha Day, Flerken. I love you, baby. #cats #catsofbluesky

“Don’t go around tonight We’ll, it’s bound to take your life”

It’s not because they want to be like Nazis, it’s because they don’t want their managers at the porn theater knowing what they do on their days off. Totally legit!!

“Mom! Mom! Mama! Mom! Mommy! Mama! Mom! Mom! Mom!” — Flerken #cats #catsofbluesky #Flerken #Frito #FritoJeremiahMcFlerken

“You have awoken me. There will be consequences, but I fell right back to sleep. You’re lucky I’m this lazy. We’ll talk in the morning. After I get my breakfast. You owe me that.” — Flerken #cats #catsofbluesky #Flerken #Frito #FritoJeremiahMcFlerken #lazycat

Unpopular opinion: I don’t give a single crusty fuck about who becomes mayor of a city I don’t live in.

I guess after she spent $9M on the dress there wasn’t any money left for a trip to a hairdresser.

The anthem of A Woman of a Certain Age. Gonna make you hate me, though. I knew it was underway when the period stopped and I was sweating my tits off suddenly even though it was 35 degF outside and got a little cranky sometimes. Then it just...stopped. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcVF...

A bit of advice for anyone who needs it. If you’re sending a message saying someone is “dumber than a bag of hammers,” you probably shouldn’t misspell the word “dumber.”

Flerken III: The Snoozening. He’s snoozeling comfortably. I love this little boy. #cats #catsofbluesky

The Ghost of Gene Rayburn household Is officially under new management. He’s stern, but he’s fair. Unless he’s hungry. Then he’s just stern. You’re trying to scam Second Breakfast, Flerken, but I’m onto you.

I didn't go to any #nokings marches because I had to attend a funeral. I usually don't attend marches because marching means nothing if you didn't vote. But this time it meant something. I'm hearing that 8K+ people showed up to Chumley's birthday party. Were they spread out across 3 states?

What a miserable bitch.

Incoming message from the Big, Giant Head.

Galaxy Glue is to blame for this.

The Snoozling was snoozeling but he heard A NOISE! OUTSIDE!! The birds are all sleeping, bud. #cats #catsofbluesky #frito #flerken #fritojeremiahmcflerken

This is the way.

They’re just mad because we won’t let them use us as punching bags anymore and now all they have to contend with is themselves. To paraphrase Scrubs: and when they get to know those people, they’ll scream so loud the devil will tear up the contract they made at birth so he can get some sleep.

I, too, lost a parent to a girl fight. She took a few of them down with her, though.

So I hear that the Real Housewives of DC are fighting. Whatever. Get back to me after they’ve torn each other to pieces and there’s nothing left of either of them. So sick of this bullshit.

The Snoozling has awakened (sort of). Look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair. #cats #catsofbluesky #frito #flerken #fritojeremiahmcflerken

Snoozling XVIII: The Snoozening. He doesn’t snooze, he waits. But he actually snoozes because he sleepy.

I just saw my first cybertruck in the wild, and wow. Still photos don’t do justice to how hideous those things are. I’m guessing the tinted windows are because the owners don’t want anyone seeing them drive it.

This is a cryptid that has been spotted all over the world, but in these parts we call it the Pennsylvania Nappincat. Threat level: low, because he’s nappin. But if he’s awake, the ninja attacks are brutal and the calls for breakfast are deafening. #cars #catsofbuesky

Well there was that time about 30 of them lined up. They'd just come up, slap one of my knockers and get back in line to wait for another turn. Except for this one. He was just kinda peeking around the door. I think he was the lookout. Look, it wasn't my worst Wednesday night...

Orange tabbies are the direct descendants of a group of lions who decided that roaring outside human settlements until they were given some food and cuddles was much easier than hunting and nothing will convince me otherwise.

News like this makes me wish I still believed in Hell.

I’d say I’m sorry but he doesn’t remember how to tie his own shoes anymore. I’d say I’m sorry for his loved ones, but nobody loves him.

Flerken is doing the hard work of being a lazy and pampered house cat. I think he’s got this.