Is it weird (or more likely profoundly sad) I'm almost 40 and never been on a date?

This is why I always slot Guard and Guard Up...just tanking a beam of exploding superheated tar like it's a mild inconvenience

You ever get in that mood when you could REALLY use being thrown into a bed and ravaged til you can't think? Yeah...

I know boomers don't have pouches irl, but if I made a roo alt for myself, he'd have one ^_^ they'd be so convenient Oh...uh, 'boomer' is a male kangaroo, for you uncultured swine :p not just an old whiny grumpy person

Paying your viciously expense strata bill a day late...guess it's ramen and water this week XD

I should try to commission some FebROOary art this month...would be nice to get something new XD also gotta have a spicy alt

Hot summer nights means sleeping naked and completely uncovered...would be a shaaaame if someone took advantage of this ^\\^

Really good chest day today, now I just want rubs...

Oh no, it's a fashion crisis! Which of these waist pieces looks best? The 1st one would be perfect if it didn't have that bulky face...

Chilling (or trying to) on a hot day...ac is on, so cuddles are acceptable ^\^

Same here, lemme squash and stretch

The real challenge of Monster Hunter Wilds; Getting a god-roll talisman ❌ Perfect Gog weapon stats ❌ Finding the perfect layered armour combinations and colours ✅

I feel like life has been so incredibly relentless in crazy lately, I can't believe it's only been a few weeks since my break...feels like months ago. Wish I could go again, was nice to be calm and happy for a while XD

Any furs in SA or QLD need a housemate? I'm clean, quiet, a bit old and boring, but I pull my own weight Kidding not kidding...those two states are the cheapest to live right now, and I gotta think seriously about it

Still a bit thick in the belly, but *shrugs* I'm trying...

Genuinely starting to feel I can't afford my place anymore. Council rates were already almost 1k more this year, and now my strata is up $350 from last 1/4 I'm only one person...I can't keep doing this...

You ever look back through old messages and realise just how big of a horny mess you were..? Kinda miss that >\> stupid work wringing me out of any spare energy to do fun stuff...

Six (off-peak) hours of air con might actually be preferable to sweating it through a mid-30's night...thankfully the heat is breaking after tomorrow, so just a little more suffering...

Really wanting to take some progress pics/nudes, but always deleting all of them cuz I can't feel good looking at them...*sigh* my kingdom for some (self) confidence...

Oh Gog dammit...so close! Just need to shave off a few seconds, be a bit more aggressive.

Some days I really wish I had a home gym. When it's a warm day, wearing clothes is just too oppressive...would be a lot more comfortable doing at home nekkid

Finding out your bosses have sold the business, less than a year away from your long service...thanks for that, guys Nothing keeping me here after they're gone, so might look for a new job...

When you realise you haven't been intimate with anyone for so long, now even the idea kinda activates your fight-or-flight response... *siiiigh* I'm gonna die alone, aren't I...

Almost fully better now, so of course the horny is roaring back to life...

I forgot to include the whole being sick thing, but that can be lumped into post holiday. So yeah, not great, but here's hoping a weekend hiding from life can help a bit

Post holiday depression blended really well with birthday depression. Now I get to sprinkle in some leg day feels, just top off the sundae, huh I DID want to try and take some pics for here, but I guess that's not a thing. Again

It doesn't really register to me anymore, just another day XD token 'happy birthday' from the family, but that's about it; they've got a much more important birthday to celebrate in a few days, so idc

Oohhh the Deathclaw in the new Fallout ep...

Look, I'm always impressed with how the human body can fight off pathogens and stuff, but does it have to be so gross and slimy doing it..?

I've gone through a box of tissues in four days...this is crazy >_> n-not for THAT reason! I have a cold! Geez...

I wish I could fix the part of my brain that should say its OK to have sex/flirt/fool around. Every time I get the chance, I back off cuz that voice pipes up...*sigh

First day back at work after 3 weeks off...ughhhh

Gonna work real hard this year to finally beat this damn body dysmorphia. I'm almost 40 here and I can't stand my own body...need to change that

What is it about being sick and feeling -aggressively- horny at the same time >\<

I really want to do gym today, but even I know that's a bad idea when unwell XD

Well that was a awful night's sleep. Going back to warm nights isn't comfortable, so I'm gonna struggle today >___< but by the power of caffeine, I will (maybe) survive

Immediately tossed onto the next flight, thankfully the last. Would've been nice to have a break and eat, but oh well

No one tells you how much your butt hurts after so many hours flying >____<

So I suppose my resolutions are much the same as last year. Do better with gym, try and stay sane in this insane world, maaaaaybe work on getting a better place? Oh, and perhaps share more photos. Not that there's much call for thick, stocky old sheps XD

How is it this difficult to find Pokémon merchandise in Tokyo XD well, not Tokyo itself, but surely Haneda should have SOMEthing

Well it's officially 2026 in Tokyo, so yay? Missed the changeover but oh well...halfway home!

And we're off. Thanks to @djbluewolf.bsky.social and @yamatoiouko.bsky.social for looking after this crazy Aussie dog for the last few weeks. Had a blast the whole time

Rarest endemic life, and my net was being rude again. Would've been very annoyed if I'd missed that first one #MHWilds

Heals please. Heals? Someone heal me!! XD #MHWilds

What am I doing for New Years? Crossing the Pacific, most likely. Kinda annoyed I don't get to spend it here, but sadly work next week and I lose a whole day to the IDL...ugh

Gearing up for my first ever 'proper' Christmas. A shame I'm not around the snowy parts, but I'll take anything over the disgusting heatwave currently back home ^_^

So, AT Jin. Hits hard, hits fast, hits multiple times. But a fuuuun fight! Only one cart, but the support hunters are amazing #MHWilds

How it feels having pre-workout when you haven't touched it all year

Missed the first shot, made up for it with the 2nd! This is such a good fight, a very enjoyable farm

Ugh, I think Gog is definitely gonna be a fight to solo w/support hunters. The player hunters don't run the mechs properly, gotta lead the big guy to environmental traps for biiig damage