Been sorely lacking in fun things to do, and it's starting to affect my mood. Would love to take a break from life and go camping, but sadly adult life requires money, and money requires work >___<

It'd be pretty dumb of me to look for a job over east, when I don't have anywhere to stay, huh XD

Well I'm glad it was Bluesky itself that was borking lately, rather than my network provider...again...

Sorry Gore, your weapons-grade halitosis only makes me stronger!

Buying moisturiser as a guy is annoying, you almost always get the raised look. Lady, you people don't stock tattoo maintenance cream, so this is the best alternative. Get your mind out of the gutter

What sounds does a needy horny shep make? Idk but I'd be making them a lot these days >\\\<

They seem like good friends, I'm sure nothing bad has ever happened between them in the past

I should point out, I don't have a praise kink (that I know of), I'm just starved of physical touch and validation XD such things would feel much better from someone right in front of me

Ugh, had an excellent chest day and now I feel very grope-able...if only someone was around to do so and tell me I'm doing so good at gym I'm a good boy...>\\\<

Trrripple kill

Man, if ever I could shut up the nasty voice in my head that tells me I'm ugly as sin, I'd be posting FAR more spicy pics here... As is, I take em and never post, cuz to me, they look terrible XD

Felt weird doing arms today instead of chest. Changing things up, y'know...but I don't think my body got the memo, cuz everything hurts now XD

Imagine carting to one of the most telegraphed, avoidable attacks... And no, Mr Greatsword user, you CANNOT offset the giant Leviathan bellyflopping on you

Watched the Mario movie last night and they reeeally didn't have to make Fox that suave and attractive...teetering on the edge of arrogance but they nailed the character

Quiet, slow day at work so my brain is full of horny thoughts and story ideas...chief idea being something with Rauru...

Y'know, all this talk of obliterating nations and stuff, it just sounds like someone REALLY wants to push a big red button with their tiny tiny hands...

Two months of cutting was fun. I do feel stronger for it, I just wish I looked a little more toned XD

Started back on lifting heavier weights at the gym this week. Very nice to see that, even after 2 months of light work for the cut, I don't seem to have lost any strength. If anything, I'm more stable and a bit stronger

I really hope this lil guy comes good. Split my big monstera and put it in its own pot. It had lots of aeriol roots so I'm hoping that'll help. If not, I still have the original plant ^_^

Arkveld- Didn't I send your azz to the Shadow Realm already?

Behold, the best start to a hunt I've ever done -_______-

Sorry Zoh, just doing my job as a Lancer ^_^

15 minutes of the kiddies TV time is enough to convince me that the brainrot is terminal...I have a headache now >___<

Look, I can't give you any eggs, buuuut you're welcome to try...

Dilemma...risk going to Steamworks, or go see Mario Galaxy...

Ah yes, foreskin day. Otherwise known as Big Envy Day >\\\>

This resurgence of Fox porn is amazing, keep it up!

Rff, woke up in a mood...but got chest day soon so I can't do anything with it >\\<

Though I am glad it's not the Sea God fruit, that didn't fit with how fruits work.

Damn, looks like I was wrong about Imu. Not a Moon God fruit, just literally a Devil Fruit. Oh well it was a bit of a long shot

In desperate need of sex Or head-pats/light petting Either or, not fussed...

Wouldn't it be funny if someone started an April Fools day prank that the orange one passed, and he got bigly sad at how many people celebrated it?

When you take some spicy pics and actually like some of them...

My biggest hope for Wilds Master rank expansion...we NEED the Meowscular Chef back, just look at that slab of meat...

Idk about you guys, but this pose is fantastic with this armour set. Longsword has no right to pose so sassy like that XD

I was promised storms and heavy rain over the weekend, and all I got was light drizzle and FAR too much humidity... I feel ripped off

Not going for any PBs today, just being careful to not make this tweak any worse...

Did a dumb lift on Friday, so naturally I'm paralysed all weekend XD getting older suuuucks Someone come give me massages

My co-workers saw my Lucario key chain and asked if that was Mewtwo...almost backhanded them both XD

Y'know, I'm kinda tired of living through my third once-in-a-lifetime economic disaster...

Do you ever feel like your head is so full of stuff, and the only way to ease it is to get utterly railed and left a panting puddle of exhausted happy... Either that, or doing better on a video game. But I know I'd rather Option A...

Getting older is waking up and trying to figure out why your back has decided to not function today...

Gotta love that Usopp has one single moment of actual bravery in his whole life, and suddenly people are saying he's gonna carry the Elbaph arc and get Conquerer's Haki Dude spent the entire Wano raid cowering in fear and urging Nami to denounce Luffy, BTW...

I got a little greedy with that last attack and paid for it. Gotta work on my timing and angle of attack, but I (surprisingly) didn't cart that hunt. Will try again, I enjoy the more aggressive play style

What better way to learn a new weapon, than to fight arguably the hardest monster...still got a lot to learn about the weeb anime stick

Sometimes, running away is the only option. Didn't see any safety boulders, so I noped out of there

All hail the autumn equinox for bringing the cooler weather and making life bearable again 🙏🙏

On that note, can't wait for Master rank to drop and have to hunt for the new armours and figure out new sets. I really hope we get MR Odogaron, cuz that set looks niiiice

Wanting to get art of my sona in the Monster Hunter world, but I have so many layered armour sets rotating that it's hard to pick a favourite XD fashion hunting truly is the endgame grind

The clutch-est Offset I've done so far, immediately ruined by Arkveld falling just out of range for the full follow up attack...