*Mikey stands in the chip aisle of a dollar tree high as a kite as a mother stands in fear of him and her kid amazed by a giant turtle* Duuuude...so many chips

But i cant ! I aint a Plumber im a turtle! I've seen what plumbers do to us dude!!! *he said as hes being dragged* Im just took a wild guess last time!

*Mikey steps back with hands uo* Well donnie was busy and I know how much the shower sucks so I thought how hard can fixin a shower be All I did was twist the nut on the red pipe yknow righty tighty and its alrighty!

*Mikey blinks as he heard raphs angry scream which made him nervous* oh shell...I dont think he's happy...

Hey dudes check it i totally fixed the water pressure for the shower(oh no), i saw @throwsfirstpunch.bsky.social walk in the bathroom a sec ago bet he loves it

*Mikey sits on the couch in the lair high as fuck with 5 pizza boxes around the couch as he watches a movie on tv* Duuuude....

*Mikey hits the breaks after hitting @mercthemouth23.bsky.social with the battle shell* Oh jeeze I just hit that weird red dude...I hope he's all good...and not the angry sueing type

*Mikey pops out of the water right in his face with a laugh* Duuude that never stops being a fun trip! *he said before he looks up at raph* Yo what's up!

*a flash of light appears over the water with a turtle falling from the sky* Wooooaahh look out belooow!! *he hits the water with a big splash*

*Mikey walks into the lair* Hey guys I had a fun day, beat some guys who were tryin to rob a toy store and I found this stray cat! I named em Klunk Can I keep em?

Its trench coat time!

Dude I make the ride home look good! wonder if Raph and Leo got that Rad couch put in yet

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No problem!

No its not you just got issues but thats cool, pretty sure there's a club for that *Mikey being the annoying doofus*

So like what? Like if someone says kitty cat or something or just bugging ya?

so your a hothead! Cool! you and my brother Raph would SO be good friend!

Lady I get attacked all the time ninjas, Aliens, freaky lookin pig n Rhino dudes...heck some times by my own brother Raph!

*Mikey jumps up to a fire escape and making a face* Dude You say that all the time man, tell it to the Shell!

Harsh...just cus ya kick some dudes butt doesn't mean ya gotta kick his feelings too!

I used Raphs Sai's to cut pizza Oops heh did i say that out loud?

Waitin for the pizza dude to show up with dinner

*Mikey listens to music on the TL*

Yeah good point hopefully people flush couches here too *He said as hes looking around before running over to a sewer cover* Hey raph found one!

Think we can find a nice under pass or somethin ? Oh oh even better a spill way they have the beeest couches!

Hey a wise man once said "deal with your now problems later and your later problems now"

*he scratches his head as he thinks about it* Noisier...hm NOPE cant think of it but I know what could suck worse then this *He pauses like hes telling a scary story* A world without Pizza

Bein stuck with me aint that bad Raph there's worse things that could happen! *he said while walking with him*

Raph bro chiiill im sure dons workin on it besides we aint getting shot at so! *he shrugs with a smile* It aint that bad! Right?

Yeah well no i mean they saw me jump in like most I heard was "mikey dooooont" and then that crazy funhouse ride heh by the way, can we do that again?

Bro! *he said with a smile* Well I was gonna hang back when you went through that portal thing but I thought WHY NOT! It was a Wild trip!

*Mickey comes falling down from a portal on his skate board* Cowabunga!!! OOF *he gets up and looks around* Duuude wicked trip here....anybody seen Raph he jumped in first

𝐒𝐮𝐩 𝐃𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲! 💚&🔃 #TMNTRP X #MVRP