it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

there should be an option to have a night light filter for your eyes in real life for when your head hurts. sunglasses are kind of like this but not exactly also some people will think you're a jackass for being the guy who wears sunglasses indoors and/or after the sun's set

asked this woman i met about her cat since she mentioned one and she went "don't laugh but... the cat's name is Kissa (lit. "cat" in Finnish)... because my ex was supposed to only be a foster home and didn't wanna get too attached to the cat by naming it, but then they adopted it, so..."

americans are always like "Dude you have to call your reps if you don't call your reps they are going to put 20,000 children in the orphan crushing machine instead of 5,000" and five months later they're asking you to call your reps again for the same thing but it's 30,000 children now

My Wife's Crude And Rude Adultery Video When I Saw This Video Of My Ex-Wife Smiling And Having So Much Fun, It Ended Up Being Evidence For My Divorce But It Also Made Me Totally Sad

yum

said "women be shopping" to mio and suddenly rosita yelled AU and dramatically appeared from the end of the hallway. okay i am sorry for generalizing women like that rosita. #sorrywomen

crazy crazy office party tonight (had food and alcohol and then spent almost 3 hours painting flower pots with my coworkers)

wife sending me important pics while i am at work

stop the lateshaming of buses. late is the natural state of a bus.

posting one of those nostalgiabait mostly-posted-by-alt-right-twitters The World You Knew No Longer Exists image edits but of a kinder egg after my current two (2) day search of three (3) different stores and being unable to find even one when i have the most random and persistent desire to have one

listening to my coworkers at my internship talking about buying homes and flying first class and going to the lounges at airports etc and im just like. dude. 🫩

went full femme today (took out the 3 extra long hairs on my chin and above mouth bidding farewell to my impressive facial hair)

i hate these little illustrative weather guys man where are your gloves young man you are not making it outside like that in -26 wind chill. Grow up

man outside approached me at 8:30 pm in the suburbs to give me a flier for some community event about politics??? my man its cold as fuck and the real feel is -26 degrees there is nobody outside except me rn.

the day i pick up a new chair is the day our elevator would break again 😔 is nothing easy

hate that i can't even fully enjoy my super cool paid internship (that includes a month in tokyo) because i know what's waiting for me after (10,3% unemployment rate 🥴)

saturday fun for hours. try it perchance.org/fish-species

they katajina'd the blowjob brothers - sentences that only make sense to two people

after war gundam x is Peak

babies

nowadays im so good at saying no to the beautiful korean christian missionaries that ambush me in the city every now and then. let it be known ive grown as a person and no longer will i stop when a beautiful lady with a blue leaflet inquires if i have a moment to talk. no matter how nicely they ask

tomodachi life release date is perfect actually bc i'm back from tokyo less than a week before and i know i'll be glad to see my wife and cats but sad i'm not there anymore. but there will be tomodachi life 2........ so all is well

its so crazy they demonstrated this with the most bisexual-probably-realizes-she's-a-lesbian-in-a-few-years looking woman and made her straight

not a yumeshipper but i believe in their beliefs

hate what english has done to the world Lesbo because it's just the neutral word for lesbian in finnish and she is so beautiful to me. not my problem english has ruined it as it does with so many other things, she is beautiful to ME and i love being a lesbo

digicam testing #photos

only in the planning and gathering stage still but. yaaay :-)

i got a good grade at physiotherapy :) (my therapist was very impressed with my form and said thar he was positively surprised LOL) that's right... i am so strong despite the desk job and that's a flex

found mio sleeping in my bed even tho we went to sleep together in theirs and i assumed they just couldn't sleep so i was like "aww well koshka's sleeping in your spot now :)" and they were like "no that's why i'm here, she stole my spot in the 2 minutes i got up to drink water and i gave up." 😭

modern theaters are allergic to finding buildings with more than 4 bathrooms total when they sell hundreds of seats and that is the real reason to boycott modern art

looks at my calendar and every day says Long Day at the Long Day Factory

wife and i wanted to name our acnh slumber island Lesbos but its AN INAPPROPRIATE NAME? GIRL ITS A REAL ASS ISLAND well Lez island was accepted so sure. whatever.

before u get a corporate 9 to 5 u dont realize how little u want to look at screens after already looking at them for 8 hours a day for work. i come home and get a notif that would require me to Look At Screens again and i collapse on my bed close my eyes and think god.... maybe the amish were right

made my coworkers listen to shoegaze today. my venom spreads

got that 80s desk lamp from my dad and i cant use my pc anymore bc koshka keeps coming under it to warm up like a damn lizard

started updating my linkedin and got a headache like an actual headache. it is so evil

koshka was getting pet by mio and she was loving it but rosita was intensely watching them for ages and we thought she was just curious because she doesn't let us pet her yet so maybe she was like "huh weird" but omfg. after a while she SLAPPED BOTH MY WIFE AND KOSHKA? and left

fear not for we went to another vegan place instead and got yummy vegan tteokbokki and pho 😋 (missing in the photo: starter summer rolls we demolished)

noo we reserved a vegan hot pot place for my wifes birthday n we got there n they were like "sorry we have an hour long queue due to online orders" girl..... okay...... sorry but why did we even reserve this 😵‍💫

since it's my birthday everyone is also contractually obligated to play cycle, as per bluesky's terms of service. sorry i don't make the rules store.steampowered.com/app/1947160/CYCLE/ dvtzr.itch.io/cycle

its my wifes birthday tomorrow and its 10 pm and theyre trying to mod our wii on a whim #real

>be me >coming home from my corporate 9 to 5 >someone at the mall asks me "hey are you over 18" >

pros: your very shy former feral cat is really starting to warm up to you and invite you to play which is heartwarming and so cute too cons: your very shy former feral cat is now waking you up at 5 am on work days to toss her favorite toy at her.

thrift store had a "everything for €5" day and i scored a puppy sweater that has proven instantly popular with the ladies (my cats and wife)

saw the cutest snow sculptures on my evening walk

ive been having headaches every day and i must say it sucks because your head must be like the least easily diagnosable part of your body to hurt. like yeah it could be 500 different things some like dentistry not covered by universal healthcare and mris are expensive so uhhh drink more water?