Get dressed go to work or call out crawl back in bed as is? Fiiiiiiine I'll be responsible and get dressed and go to work. Ugh. Happy Tummy Tuesday, y'all.

Someone wanted to stand at attention in appreciation of all you hot n sexy men!

Was told that I needed to post these online so everyone could see how much of a slut I am today!

Thirsty Thursday... thicc Thursday? You decide!

Happy Halloween, fellas!

It's tummy Tuesday. Anyone wanna give it some nice rubs and pats to start this extra short work week?

Wagging my fat ass this #FatAssFriday

Feeling extra thick today as I make my hubby's lunch and help him get out the door for work on this #ThickThursday

I know I try to keep this profile to fun flirty sexy times, but this is a warning of a departure from that. FBI, label me an NVE right fucking now. You and your puppetmasters, The Heritage Foundation, are murdering trans people by encouraging violence against them and contributing to the (1/?)

My tummy was looking thick as hell. I guess that comes with the territory of being 350lbs. Happy Thick Thursday.

Feeling absolutely FERAL this morning. And that's after I jerked off twice last night! In need of a nice fat ass to breed to start the day off right!

Feeling cute and silly.

Realized that I was in both fat ass Friday and fat cock Friday moods!

Dressed appropriately in my birthday suit for my birthday!

Last minute suit fitting for being in the wedding party on Saturday. Feeling super cute.

A surprising non-naked photo collage (of the trip to Northern California we just got home from).

I can't seem to figure out if I'm missing anything before I head to work. Oh well, I must be fine.

Happy hump day, ya filthy animals!

@wuskythehusky.bsky.social Oh. My. God. I think that the internet showed me the すし that I could never have have dreamed of. I saw this and thought of the biggest soosh lover that I know of. From a place in London called Cocomelt.

Apparently, it's a rule that you have to take a naked hotel selfie.

Jelles is just so dang wholesome (not too mention wildly entertaining with Greg Woods in the announcers booth). @wuskythehusky.bsky.social the Green Ducks team slogan made me think of you. youtube.com/shorts/6YiPB...

Morning wood #FCF

Goddamn. My morning wood was crazy today.

Well, look who popped up to say hello.

NPR's funding getting cut is only going to affect the most vulnerable, especially in rural areas. The most effective way to fight intolerance and misinformation is an informed and critically thinking population. Do your part and donate to your local radio station.

I'm now better (almost back to normal) except for one thing... I'm absolutely FERAL! But the worst part is that I can't do anything about it!

Uggghhhh! You know that point where you've been sick, but you're feeling just better enough to have your libido come ROARING back to insatiable levels, but also you still mostly feel like a steaming pile of garbage? Welcome to my current state of being.

Ayo?! Pepperidge Farms. That ain't how you cut top sliced buns!

I'm fucking dead. a) the timing; and b) the content. The Onion never fails to impress.

Look, I get it. I want to interact with people's content too. But I'm legitimately asking everyone who interacts with my content to add something of their own because just reskeeting it only propagates it out to their followers. I have enough trouble with bots and content scraping followers.

Happy #fcf y'all!

The dog got me out of bed and I was too tired to put clothes on last night.

There's some real diabolical people out there.

It's finally warm enough for nekkid dog walks in the yard!

Truer words have never been spoken. That said, I've been laughing hysterically for 5 minutes. youtube.com/shorts/KPmAb...

I've been painfully absent from posting. Please accept these FatGutFriday and FatAssFriday submissions.

This is not the way to cap off a shitty week. Rest in peace, my two little 6-week old destruct-o kittens. They got feline panleukopenia. Oreo passed away upon arrival at the vet on Wednesday afternoon, and tonight had to put down her sister, CookiesNCream (aka CC). Give your furbabies hugs & kisses.

I know I know. It's not Tuesday yet, but good grief does my round tummy need a good rub.

Oh it's way past the deadline for wet Wednesday. It's been so cold that taking a warm shower has my balls hanging SO low.

It's thirsty Thursday / thick ass Thursday!

Winnie the Pooh-ing/Donald Duck-ing it after walking the dog. Ok it's much too cold for no clothes. Back into the toasty warm bed I go. Happy Softie Sunday!

I get that there's an option to limit interaction by turning off quoteskeeting, but why doesn't that extend to reskeeting as well? Maybe I'm missing something. I'm not trying to gain new followers and extend reach (which is not the usual way that most SM platforms expect users to want) but still...

Happy Nude Year, everyone!

This is very not on brand for what I normally post here, but I don't have anywhere else to direct my excitement! I got a god pack! No wayyyyyy!

My contribution to #FCF. Been throbbing all day due to all you super hot horny big fellas, both online and offline.

An unconventional Wet Willy Wednesday. What a crummy, cold, and rainy day.

Well part of me is ready for Fucking Friday. Happy #FCF, y'all.

Thirsty Thursday! I'm so behind on sleep. I could really just cum n snooze through the whole weekend.

Been following たろー for a while on yt. Posts cute drawings, many have chubby versions of pokemon. It just makes me wonder if they play for my/our team.

Oh no! I forgot to post yesterday's freeball Friday!