Happy #FCF!

It's hump day! I need a prostate massage, but this is all I can get. I much prefer the real thing.

Happy #FCF!

Early morning wood for #FCF!

The nearly 8 year old who acts like she's 8 MONTHS old on a beach waddle with me. She loves the beach and ocean sooooo much!

Obligatory beach house mirror selfie.

Welp. I know some of you out there are going to enjoy this food pr0n. Biiiiiig glazed donut!

The onion just knows me so gd well. Fuck, they got me so good.

Hey, so people watching the "Boy Aquarium" Pennsylvania series, so... last time I checked, "God Bless America" wasn't the US national anthem...

Someone asked for some shower pics. It's tushy Tuesday / tum Tuesday!

Mr. Cardy, you always have the perfect words.

Freshly showered, toweled tummy Tuesday.

Yesterday was pi day and there wasn't a single cream pie in my feed. I guess I need to up the number of horny nerds that I follow...

Stumbled upon this absolute gem on YT. And now y'all get to enjoy it too. youtu.be/sj0BcuSlUKc?...

Wearing my Los Tiburones rugby shirt... I think it may be just a smidge short. Happy tummy Tuesday.

These whirlwind trips to Massachusetts really just take it out of me. Mandatory hotel mirror selfies included.

I'm in rare form today. Y'all are getting a PG picture of my new haircut. It was a pretty rude awakening to see so much gray hair in the clippings. Guess that's what you get in the last 6 months of your 30s.

Freshly steamed buns in need of polla crema. Happy #humpday y'all.

Well that was more needed than I thought!

Feeling so feral. Needing a release unbelievably badly...

It's another Fat Ass Friday!

Made a short trip to New England last week. Obligatory NSFW Tummy Tuesday / hotel post-shower mirror selfie.

Happy nude year, everyone! May your year be filled with joy and peace. Joyous orgasms and pieces of hot ass.

Get dressed go to work or call out crawl back in bed as is? Fiiiiiiine I'll be responsible and get dressed and go to work. Ugh. Happy Tummy Tuesday, y'all.

Someone wanted to stand at attention in appreciation of all you hot n sexy men!

Was told that I needed to post these online so everyone could see how much of a slut I am today!

Thirsty Thursday... thicc Thursday? You decide!

Happy Halloween, fellas!

It's tummy Tuesday. Anyone wanna give it some nice rubs and pats to start this extra short work week?

Wagging my fat ass this #FatAssFriday

Feeling extra thick today as I make my hubby's lunch and help him get out the door for work on this #ThickThursday

I know I try to keep this profile to fun flirty sexy times, but this is a warning of a departure from that. FBI, label me an NVE right fucking now. You and your puppetmasters, The Heritage Foundation, are murdering trans people by encouraging violence against them and contributing to the (1/?)

My tummy was looking thick as hell. I guess that comes with the territory of being 350lbs. Happy Thick Thursday.

Feeling absolutely FERAL this morning. And that's after I jerked off twice last night! In need of a nice fat ass to breed to start the day off right!

Feeling cute and silly.

Realized that I was in both fat ass Friday and fat cock Friday moods!

Dressed appropriately in my birthday suit for my birthday!

Last minute suit fitting for being in the wedding party on Saturday. Feeling super cute.

A surprising non-naked photo collage (of the trip to Northern California we just got home from).

I can't seem to figure out if I'm missing anything before I head to work. Oh well, I must be fine.

Happy hump day, ya filthy animals!

@wuskythehusky.bsky.social Oh. My. God. I think that the internet showed me the すし that I could never have have dreamed of. I saw this and thought of the biggest soosh lover that I know of. From a place in London called Cocomelt.

Apparently, it's a rule that you have to take a naked hotel selfie.

Jelles is just so dang wholesome (not too mention wildly entertaining with Greg Woods in the announcers booth). @wuskythehusky.bsky.social the Green Ducks team slogan made me think of you. youtube.com/shorts/6YiPB...

Morning wood #FCF

Goddamn. My morning wood was crazy today.

Well, look who popped up to say hello.

NPR's funding getting cut is only going to affect the most vulnerable, especially in rural areas. The most effective way to fight intolerance and misinformation is an informed and critically thinking population. Do your part and donate to your local radio station.

I'm now better (almost back to normal) except for one thing... I'm absolutely FERAL! But the worst part is that I can't do anything about it!

Uggghhhh! You know that point where you've been sick, but you're feeling just better enough to have your libido come ROARING back to insatiable levels, but also you still mostly feel like a steaming pile of garbage? Welcome to my current state of being.