They’re really crammed in there

Need to buy more briefs

daily reminder that @whiptailed.bsky.social is much, much bigger than me where it counts. he is a bigger man than me, and I am a wimpy, limp dick dork. He also has much cooler underwear than me and my waistband doubles as a worn out hat.

You mean like so?

Psh. An ATOMIC wedgie??? That’s impossible. Doesn’t exist. Nope! Can’t be done! Prove it!

GET THEM OFF MY HEAD!!!!

Butt eat wedgie

Owie :c

I hate work I just wanna be someone’s live-in wedgie maid where I play video games and get fucking blitzed and clean your house and get super wedgied whenever I mess something up

@whiptailed.bsky.social gave me a very big atomic wedgie and I can’t get them off my head :C