People complaining about British culture being erased are just racist because I bet they don't care we can no longer get Glamorgan sausages in most supermarkets. I miss them.

Watching people scan their receipts at the exit gates even when they're already open is the strangest thing...

felt like I must look like an absolute creep chasing a woman through paddington station tonight. She dropped her driving licence at the top of the escalator and was running for her train so I had to sprint She got her driving license back but I did have to grab her shoulder and probably scared her.

I'm really enjoying spending a couple of hours each weekend streaming. I didn't think I would but I gave it a go at a push from @lunamothwings.com with a desire to tackle my backlog. I've got through all 4 Batman Arkham games and had a blast, and now Sleeping Dogs is so much fun.

Presented without comment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX...

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

Of all films for The Simpsons to spoof, I wasn't expecting a Trap spoof about ticket scalpers

In this era of 6 episodes of a show released every 4 years, I find it absolutely crazy the first simpsons episode is a christmas special!

Ahhhh! Our friends at @finitereflect.bsky.social have launched the steam page for their next project! I've been excited for this since @kiniperson.bsky.social mentioned redwall vibes and it looks so brilliant so check it out yourself! store.steampowered.com/app/1188410/...

Bluesky seems to think I'm into gay bears and pups, and my tiktok algorithm thinks I'm a transfem lesbian, but I'm just a lil cis-het guy who wants to read about movies, books, video games, and politics.

Biggest mistake of my day was forgetting to put my book in my bag to go to the hospital

Bolts on my chair back snapped, solution? Copious amounts of twine!

After only doing a few streams before maxing out at 3 hours, going 5 hours today has knocked me on my arse I feel exhausted wtf

People getting 'Noone Mourns the Wicked' to the top of the charts as part of the Charlie Kirk stuff really showing their arses... That song is pro Elpheba and her being misunderstood, Kirk actually was a piece of shit!

I didn't know much about Kai Cenat other than that he's really popular, so imagine my surprise when I find out his 'Mafiathon' subathons don't actually involve him playing the video games in the Mafia series

You know the illness is hitting hard when you're in bed at half 9 when normally you'd be up til 1 in the morning happily

A pirates life for we

I know it was a bank holiday this past weekend but the fact Boots have been consistently fulfilling my prescription on the final day is incredibly awkward. Like, what are we supposed to do if we're going away for the weekend or something?

Highlight of ONL for me was definitely Dawn of War 4. Dark Crusade has always held a special place in my heart so seeing that on my screen made me happy

I just watched a girl do a line off of the crust of her pizza... Okay Bristol

If we can't stop the massive overreach of the 'Online Safety Act' I support a concerted effort to provide random hedge porn as we used to get it 20 years ago

Been watching Star Trek Discovery for the past couple of weeks and I seriously can't get my head around people complaining about it? I've really enjoyed it so far! I really like the cast and the storylines have been exciting but also grounded in character moments.

Bring Her Back (2025) - one of the bloodiest films i've seen lately that doesn't stray into torture porn, its emotional drama feels more in line with a domestic thriller for most of its run time although the ghosts are very disturbing and the consequences very real ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I wouldn't bother to see all the films I do if I didn't have Limitless but Fantastic Four is so atrociously bad. I hated Deadpool and wolverine but this had less going for it than that. The only good thing was the aesthetic but everything else was just bad

If they invent a way to selectively remove memories, I'll remove Disco Elysium from my mind so I can play it again for the first time

For anyone looking for non-woke and non-political alternatives to GDQ, I present two: a) Work long and hard to stop being a hateful joyless fuck or b) Eat dirt you hateful joyless fuck

Real chuffed with this Too Good To Go pickup, all for £3.39 and SO MUCH FRUIT for SUCH GOOD VALUE! Gonna get so many vitamins!

Considering my own socials have always been slop I just chat shit on vaguely and randomly, it's been interesting learning about the ins and outs of running them more intentionally and professionally. It's hard work! Socials people really do know their shit!

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode, no SW, ST or LOTR) I may be a big of a snobby fuck when it comes to movies but I don't think there's anything I've watched as much as School of Rock (2003)

Riccotta flatbread topped with marinara, slices of portobello mushrooms, and mozerella

'Do you wank better when you feel a sense of guilt about it? You might like this silent hill porn parody!' - @lunamothwings.com talking about this image

After many years I decided to give Devil May Cry OG another shot tonight, and when you actually know what the game wants, it's actually good!

Disapointing that Still Wakes the Deep: Sirens Rest has released in such a buggy state. 2 interactables showing on screen but just not allowing me to interact I could get past. But now a door I'd opened before turning round and dying to another event still being open but also blocked off.

Every day with the internet feeling smaller I miss StumbleUpon, I found so much stupid shit through that

Finishing Professor Layton and the Curious Village at 2am was a challenge but an extra surprise seeing both PA Works and Production IG in the credits. The long lost weeb in me smiled.

We should stop calling these Disney films 'live action remakes' and start calling them 'live action demakes' if all they're going to do is remove what gave the original heart and any of its messaging. Ohana means family not 'lock up Jumba and Nani fuck off to California'

4 Asian Horror movies? sure I've gone for some well known classics but when they're good they're good, just wanted to get some varied national representation in there!

Undecided on if it's good or not but The Surfer, the new NIck Cage film, is deeply uncomfortable. Visually it pulls from classic 70s folk horror, and it's disorienting nature fits its setting under the brutal Australian sun. Glad to have seen it.

One of the best things about doing a roast on a sunday night, is making cheesey saucey leftover roast potatoes for lunch the next day

Today in politics: Seeing reform voters, the party of it's all about me expect help for the working class. sorry you voted for fascist who care only about their own profit. They also seem to think it was a general election? Also people claim that Cameron was left wing? Our country's eating itself

The longer you're out of work the more the silence from employers hurts. A year and a half now I've been applying, adding to my skillset, and I've heard back twice. Both rejections. If I heard more rejections I think it would sting less but it's so silent.

I love @expedition33.bsky.social so much and am having a great time, but there is one minigame that's absolutely atrocious I've beaten it on all difficulties so I'm not just salty, gestral volleyball mechanics just dont work. Your recovery animation is too slow and you don't have precise enough aim

The Tokyopop edition of this was the first manga I ever owned and crazy seeing it come back so long after they went under (This is also how I found out there's apparently a sequel series currently running by the same author? Probably because she abandoned the original to constant hiatus I guess...)

I don't know how people manage to have their first coffee of the day at train stations... does it not activate something primal within your bowels? First coffee must be hand in range of a comfortable toilet.

The sadness of finding out the best pizza place in your town has closed for good is unmeasured I don't want to go back to papa johns or dominos I liked [REDACTED] Pizza and it was better value for better pizza 😭

I can't believe once upon a time I was too snobby for tinned fish, a tin of jerk mackrell on a rice bowl with some onion and broccili is a peak lazy dinner

Over the last few months it's been fun learning how to make thumbnails for @lunamothwings.com VODs I think I've still got a long way to go but I also think I've come a long way from the start!

Standing in the queue at Lidl and the cashier suddenly stands up and BOLTS for the exit for a woman nicking a kids magazine, you couldn't EVER pay me enough to be that much of a cop

Today on Yellowjackets it was revealed that Taissa is a dragonborn, honestly impressive!