Gawd these two are so uninspiring #TheArchers

Bleeeeugh! #TheArchers

What on earth does Stella see in Pip? #TheArchers

Ooh, bit of an #AmberSqueal there #TheArchers

Our first baby? How many are you planning George? #TheArchers

Congrats, Ben. That brings the number of graduates in the village to....5? (Jim's, Alistair, Alice, Phoebe) ....any more?

Justin Elliott or Richard Roper, who has the better persuading skills? #TheArchers

A digger - are they going to disinter Peggy? #TheArchers

Now Ruth is having a cozy glass of wine at Meadow Farm. Brookfield must be really quiet right now.... #TheArchers

Does David ever do any work on his own farm? #TheArchers

Oh, joy. #TheArchers

William is such a dork. #TheArchers

Esme, we don't care #TheArchers

Haha you tell 'em Emma! #TheArchers

Disappointed in Amber...yes she's silly and immature but I thought she had a few brain cells. She's made her bed now.... #TheArchers

Brad, don't make a drama about telling him you're tired of the drama. Just go to uni and do some work in the library. #TheArchers

Paul has failed his driving test multiple times hasn't he- so why is he excited about being on an actual road? Also if he has this level of anxiety about driving past obstacles he needs a proper instructor who can deal with this. #TheArchers

Chelsea is fab. #TheArchers

So did Esme never see/hear about the herd being tested when she was "growing up round here"? #TheArchers

Thinking back....when Amber ran away from George and spent the night at the Horrobins'...... #TheArchers

Seriously Amber, you were in a relationship, engaged even, with George for months before you could have sex. WHY did you not get yourself sorted out for contraception- this wasn't some random one night stand or unconquerable passion. What do they teach them at school! #TheArchers

Oh you silly girl. Does no one in Ambridge use contraception? #TheArchers

Why is Kenton lying? #TheArchers

You can tell where George gets it from..... #TheArchers

Well Clive seems as pleasant as ever #TheArchers

What's got into Ruari? How has he been affected by George? #TheArchers

Angus Stobie is so good. #TheArchers

Oh does Akram enjoy farming? He's never mentioned it.... #TheArchers

The police should ask every villager who received a free bottle of wine to produce it from their recycling bin. Any who can't are Prime Suspects #TheArchers

Amber's worried it was Brad..... #TheArchers

George sounds....fine #TheArchers

So...it's yesterday morning? #TheArchers

The cop is (a) a listener and (b) thoroughly enjoying this. Quite creepy. #TheArchers

Why has no one decked this police detective? Why is there no solicitor present? These questions seem highly inappropriate. #TheArchers

So is this before or after they've been interviewed by the police? #TheArchers

Can anyone tell me if the 7.15 programme is a replay of the various 5 minute snippets aired earlier today, or have I missed those forever? #confused #TheArchers

This is weird, been out working all day and now it seems the results of last night are already known? Will it be explained again for those of us who listen at 19.02? #TheArchers

Did somebody whack George, or did he whack somebody else & was then overcome with remorse? #TheArchers

Mum? Did he say mum? #TheArchers

Ed's going to blow any chance of this apology, isn't he #TheArchers

Well, that was a disaster of a family conference, and I think Brad has to take some share of responsibility. He should have taken his unproven concerns to somebody neutral - Jazzer, Jim, Oliver, Harrison even, rather than wade in like he did yesterday. #TheArchers

Oh god, George is going to go round to Brad's and find them isn't he? #TheArchers

Not a family that does sensitivity and nuance, are they?

Oh great, just confront George with accusations. That'll really help. #TheArchers

Why is Brad doing this? #TheArchers

Brad, shut up!! #TheArchers

Oh, George..... #TheArchers

Wales and back in a day? Ambridge is in the west midlands fgs, not Northumberland. #TheArchers

Jeez, Joy, are you the official Bridge Farm historian now? #TheArchers

Tony drives the tractor on Christmas Eve and has an accident? #TheArchers