*Hops onto the bed next to you, my feet kicking playfully in the air behind me* Ok, hear me out, a monthly marketing email but every time it’s just a picture of a different cat giving the middle finger and saying “buy my shit”

Out of all of Harry Potter, this is the line that bothers me most. 😂

My favorite Nashville hobby is to discover a new favorite band on TikTok only to find out they did a show here the previous week. Love it…

Back in my day, the only meme currency was the friends we made along the way.

My hyper-fixation this spring really messed up my Spotify wrapped this year 🙈😂

🎉 The final BF/CM sending days are upon us 🥧 Quick tip: For the love of pie, check your AND/OR segment logic! Happy sending!

Nothing reminds people they need a favor from you than when they find out yo own a truck…or work in email, apparently. 😂

I need a new email protocol where if you set your status to “not well” all emails bounce back to the sender. I’d call it FMWONAA (find me well or not at all). Could have really helped me out over the last few weeks 🙈😂 Someone wanna spin the RFC up for me?? 😂

I want to say the move here was for noble reasons but the truth is I abandoned my Twitter a decade ago because I over-followed on shit-posting Twitter comics and decided I'd rather delete my account than try to wade through them all. 😂 🤞Here's hoping I do better this time.