i can sing !! i swear!! until i mess up a single lyric and then the only way out is seppuku

good morning, coworkers!! my lawyer advised i stop signing contracts!!

vtubers!! what is your advice for turning lurkers into chatters? i know people are shy; but i always want to see how to better maximise my viewership!!

it's a company, baby!! everything's for money! ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @.vierzeck ☆ ⋆˚࿔ #etsart ༝ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

good morning, coworker!! you proved your loyalty to imperium!! i'm so proud of you!!!!!!!!

in a place of eternal sleep...a single vigilant guardian keeps watch. · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

ᝰ 💼【 THREE HOUR NOTICE 】💼 ᝰ we're playing OUTLAST AGAIN?! it's been 4 years since i played it last!! with outlast trials getting popular, let's get caught up on the lore!! THINK FAST CHRIS WALKER ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴 | etsers ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

good morning, coworkers! i rented an isolated, off-grid cabin where all underperforming employees will be placed. you have 24 hours to prove your loyalty to this company. good luck.

🔴 ᝰ 💼【 WE’RE LIVE! 】💼 ᝰ 🔴 coworkers!!! its mandatory training, what're you doing?! we're gonna yap and then work on more thumbnails and posts!! don't be late!! LIVE NOW ⬇️ 🔴 | etsers

ᝰ 💼【 THREE HOUR NOTICE 】💼 ᝰ it's time to refresh your memory of HR rules!! at imperium inc, we take HR very seriously, even though they got fired a while ago... let's go over it together!!! be there or be FIRED?!?! ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴| etsers

can you bear the burden? the weight of remy's sins, in your hand?

good morning, coworkers!!! i really wanna get my nails done…would you help me pick out a set?

something.......really warms my heart that people are so nice when reviewing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna be the best client ever!!!!!!!!!!

good morning, coworkers!!! never forget the importance of a community, okay? talk to your neighbours!!!

ᝰ 💼【STREAM END】💼ᝰ WE BEAT BIOSHOCK 2!! we're onto the dlc now, but i cried a lot at the end :(((( we'll be live again on Thursday!!!! we're only 8 from 350!! ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

👩🏻‍💻ᝰ.ᐟ 1/26/26 🗒 ˎˊ˗‧₊˚ work schedule~! ━━━━⊱⋆⊰━━━━ ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @fallenrose02 ☆ ⋆˚࿔ #etsart ༝ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

ᝰ 💼【 THREE HOUR NOTICE 】💼 ᝰ I SURVIVED THE BIG FREEZE!!! to celebrate, i'm gonna kick lamb's ass in divorce court and NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT we'll be finishing up bioshock 2!!!!! be there or be square!! i'll see in u 3 hours! ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴 | etsers ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

coworker!! this is a check-in point!! how has your week been?? tell me all about it!! ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @sliceofi.bsky.social ☆

good morning, coworker!! we made it to another week!!

ᯓ★ 10 games to get to know me ♡! i have made a point to let people know just how bad i love ac3. i have a connor body pillow for my model i slept with his (singular) comic spinoff under my pillow for the better part of 3 years (completely genuine) ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

good morning, coworkers! blink twice if you're in danger! imperium won't help or anything, but it's nice to let us know.

coworker. i've been made into an abomination. a mere mockery of my form do you still love me, coworker. ⋆˚࿔ #etsart ༝ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @/fallio0518art ☆

good morning, coworkers!! did you know i'm a big daddy's girl? i'm watching over his cave for him over the weekend, to fend off intruders!

i don't talk about my close interests a lot, but i really wanna today!! i've been a crazy fan of #LOTR / the hobbit / silmarillon / etc since i was a child. i recently got to see the original trilogy in theatres, and i really wanted to cry by the end...it meant a lot to me ...!!!!!!!

good morning, coworker!! i really excited to announce i finally have a logo!! do you want a sneak peek...? just for you!! ♡ ♡ ⋆˚࿔ #etsart ༝ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @.churuou ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗ ☆

is THIS the orb under your chair?! ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

good morning, coworker! what did i mean by this

ᝰ 💼【STREAM END】💼ᝰ we're really close to beating bioshock 2...WE'RE DOING A PACIFIST RUN (not killing stanley even though i hate him so bad) we'll be live again on Thursday!!!! we're only 10 from 350!! ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising ༝ #vtuberclips ༝ #streamclips

ᝰ 💼【ONE HOUR NOTICE】💼 ᝰ hey, coworkers!! lamb isn't prepared for the hellfire force of a father coming from divorce court. we're still only 10 away from 350!! ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴 | etsers ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

good morning, coworker!! i love you!!

ᝰ 💼【STREAM END】💼ᝰ stream was short because i'm seeing lotr later :^) but i still have A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU, E-NASIR. we'll be live again tomorrow!! we're still only 10 followers away from 350!! ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

ᝰ 💼【ONE HOUR NOTICE】💼 ᝰ hey, coworkers!! i missed talking to you!! i missed you so much! i want to talk to you!! we're still 13 from 350!!! please pay attention to me!! ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴 | etsers ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

good morning, coworkers! hi, coworkers! coworkers, hello! hi! hi! hi!

LOLLLL COWORKER did you get caught slacking??? you're SOOOO screwed LOLLL this is going on my story ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

good morning, coworkers! sometimes, i see people type without grammar, and i start bashing my head against a wall!

Gloom reflected in pink, quiet thoughts beneath the scales ☆ ⋆˚࿔ #etsart ༝ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by the Stardust Atelier ☆

good morning, coworkers? did you guys complete all your work before the weekend? i hope so!!

it's been super long since i've played either the Evil Within or Outlast (4 years?!!?!) so i'm going to pick them up again once i finish bioshock 2 and bioshock infinite!! i wanna make videos on both of them, but of course, i have to refresh my memory!! ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

good morning, coworker! did you know our glorious Imperium Inc has associations with other amazing companies? Murkoff, Umbrella, Shrina, Aperture and Vault Tec are some wonderful partners of ours! We are endlessly grateful for them!!

ᝰ 💼【STREAM END】💼ᝰ i wound up having a weird accent for like 50% of the stream LOLL we'll be live again on monday!! we're still only 13 followers away from 350!! ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

ᝰ 💼【ONE HOUR NOTICE】💼 ᝰ hey, coworkers!! we're gonna be playing more bioshock 2!! i really missed Eleanor :( we need to save her!!!!!!!!! i'm 13 away from 350!! won't you come and hang out with me? ⏱︎ | 4PM EST 🔴 | etsers ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

good morning, coworkers! lately, i've been super outlastbrained...so much strife to learn from!

can you bear the burden? the weight of remy's sins, in your hand?

good morning, coworkers! i've been on antibiotics, but the pills are so nasty...please take care of me, okay?

ᝰ 💼【STREAM END】💼 ᝰ i was super sleepy, so stream was pretty low energy!! of course, that doesn't stop me from wanting a stuttering man REALLY bad... we raided into @tobiiiscool.bsky.social !!

ᝰ 💼【ONE HOUR NOTICE】💼 ᝰ hey, coworkers!! i was gone because strife was done unto me, but Imperium Inc's doctors got me up and running again! isn't that great? ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴 | etsers

isn't that so mean? (╥‸╥) would it kill you to be nice? ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising

coworker...what're you doing down there? how suspicious⭑.ᐟ ⋆˚࿔ #etsart ༝ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @/R0_Ref ☆

·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙ ⸝⸝ say hello to your coworker, the lamia OL, etsers.ᐟ ⋮ she loves her coworkers, tofu, and her rat companion, remy! she’s happy to help with your workload, anytime! 🧷 twitch.tv/etsers ⋆˚࿔ #etsart ༝ #nsetw ༝ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @/qrowzo ☆