BIG G-L-O INNA G-L-E EUGH EUGH

I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT. I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡

The craziest part about the Andrew Schultz thing is that I have no idea what the Andrew Schultz thing is, I just don’t like that wigga.

i thought this was a classy app omg

sigh…

if i drink coffee too early ill crash before my day ends & get sleepy early 😔

Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.

chiii wait a minute, is these bots?

ok bluesky admins, imma need embedded videos, bookmarks, group chats, and video and photo editing on this app by tomorrow

You may lose ya phone and wallet but Alicia Keys still there

Adele in 2015:

You might as well have Mr Beast dunk on Michael Jordan next. Since we just doin whatever at this point

we need Meek Mill on here

i hate the lonelymaxxification of gym culture trend that content creators are doing 😭 like as a gym bro i promise working out is #NOT that depressing lol

It’s unfair to be this damn fine and sexy

forever, always✨

The people saying we need groupchats or they deleting the app @bsky.app

KNICKS WIN!!!

Where’s the tribe at, if you Stan Victoria Monet follow back 🤎🐆

Can we bring #CATURDAY over here?

He gotta call that number

lol. lmao

mind yall, jimmy carter not even up

idk, i just feel like if you’ve never had a period incident™️ before you shouldn’t be able to speak on abortion but hey that’s just me!

how do i get OFF of the t*yl0r sw*ft side of skeeter pls HELP ABEG

WHERE IS BLACK MUSIC SKEETER AT?!?! #addtoblacksky #blacksky

I’m always so amazed when i see yt people doing the same things they do in movies in real life. Like why i just seen a man going for a run with his dog at night for real? 😭

very thankful that none of the retired players on my roster were ugly 🧘🏾‍♀️💕

flo put they FLOUSSY in Soft

Mindless Behavior 2013 #iykyk

Camila in the next few business days

…gay son or thot daughter?

Listen if I had you blocked on Twitter…let’s start over…new app, new me 🫂

i was so confused by this post i thought this was a pic of omarion

This is like going to a new school in the middle of the year

it’s time we have that talk... WHO IS KEEPING DEL TACO IN BUSINESS????

DEAR BLUESKY LET ME EMBED VIDEOS!!!!

can we pretend like Kamala Harris is the president on here guys? 👉🏽🥺👈🏽

hmmm idk how i feel about this… what if 📌 becomes my random emoji of the day…

ok guys, now that we’re all here we can finally have that meeting we’ve been waiting for and take Elon DOWN. what’s y’all’s ideas?

It’s Victoria Monét for me. It’s ALWYAS Victoria Monét for me.

oh this feel like old twt lol. i’m fb everybody!!

no elon, no donald, no camila cabello… this app’s already amazing

no shade but something shifted when Finn sang Jessie’s Girl in that classroom

Who are 5 artists you have in heavy rotation right now? Leon Thomas Baby Tate Megan thee Stallion 4batz Victoria Monet

where Knicks Twitter at? or Knicks Skyer? idk what anything here is actually

OMG PHIL’S HERE TOO?!??