My beginner tennis lessons are over 🙁

Not the chairs at Immm Thai being covered in cum…

Ah yes, the oppression of gay people was caused by *checks notes* gay people!

The urge to nair my shoulders is growing…

Guess my blood pressure

Listening to an audiobook about persuasion and negotiation and I feel like a Sim working on the charisma skill

Guy who wants attention: “I’m bulking”

Tripod+rear facing camera is actually goated

rectal swab with lube can I spit on the rectal swab raw dogging rectal swab reddit

Low key feel like I gotta freak it until I don’t know what I’m freaking for

My once quarterly blue sky post

Nerfing my own hotness by buying more plushies

Nipple day at the gym

That’s enough fb marketplace for today

I know the weather was good as hell today bc all the gay boys were riding their scooters in Andersonville

1 like and I take the tank top off

Could the dark storm hackers attack me next

Ever since I was a little online girl, I knew that I wanted to consume the internet in a perfectly righteous way so as to defeat fascism

Sorry I haven’t been posting here…

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

How do people go to the gym in the morning when it feels like -4 degrees outside…

wfh fit

At 7pm the past few nights I get the chills, I need to get in bed in sweatpants, my robe, and a heating pad until my internal temperature reaches 165F…is that good?

Nvm I downloaded the manga to read on my iPad

Finished Dan Da Dan and no new season until July

My body is like a raising cane’s chicken tender. A little bland but juicy enough to get the job done.

Crying on my drive to get coffee because I am listening to hyper ballad by bjork 🙂‍↕️

Just found out this post got me added to a list called “Bunny People”

My sister organized family photos today and hired a makeup artist for herself and my mom…I have no choice but to queen out with her by talking about the Beyoncé halftime show

The WHAT cafe?

In: crushing on people Out: referring to them as “my crush”

No, James, I don’t…

You open this website and are immediately assaulted with a picture of a 37 yo in a pup mask

Modern day Little Edie

Day 1 of having a 3 and 5 year old in my house for the holidays

Triaceplasty, bicep implants, laser hair augmentation, nipple enlargement, and haircut

Someone told me they don’t celebrate Christmas religiously…girl does anyone?

How exactly am I supposed to step it up 🧍‍♂️

Just remembered when I showed my friends my home office and how they wouldn’t stop calling it the Gooncave

I look good here but then I think…hmm is it because you can’t see anything?

It’s wide hole Wednesday isn’t it 😒

Wtf is pre-workout? Is it like pre-cum?

Getting fucked senseless call that lobottoming

I fear no one will ever queen out hard than these two

The butt plug ornament

Twinks are an endangered species 💔

Gay mosquitos:

Starting to see the bara-like definition in my chest a bit more…