Student: "Mr. uh what should I call you?" Me: "Mr. Richmond..." Student: "Mr. Richmond, if you eat crayons, only eat the Crayola ones. I just tasted this non corolla one and it is nasty." (Yes they said corolla)

Well, that was inspiring defense by the Pats to start the year...

Lee Corso had an opportunity to do the most amazing thing ever. He has the Bucky headgear on, and then right at the fifty yard line yells out "Not so fast, my friend" Then grabs the Longhorn head gear and gives the Horns Up!

If you love football and anyone tells you that going to the @profootballhof.bsky.social is a religious experience... Believe them. Top 10 experience. 7 hours and I felt like that still wasn't enough time. It perfectly catpures the history, the power and the majesty of the greatest game on Earth.

Wildly pumped to go to Football Valhalla tomorrow at the Hall of Fame. Still surreal to be in Canton.

I know it is the 1st quarter of the 1st preseason game, but damn, the #Patriots look good. All three phases are so much better than last year.

FOOTBALL IS FUN AGAIN!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness... Just thought for the 4th of July it was a passage worth re-reading.

Watching some of the #usopen and the rough is just devouring the ball. Just evil shit out there, and I am here for it.

Tap... Tap... Back on here!

This week for the @editorsnotecomics.bsky.social Podcast, I convinced Zach to give me control. So I picked the movie, "Battlefield Earth" which turns 25 this weekend. It might be on my Mount Rushmore of regrets.

The first two games of this series have been a clinic in coaching malpractice. #Celtics

One of the things I think I love the most about #TheMasters is at the final moment not a single phone to be seen. Total, undivided attention to the moment. I'm as guilty as anyone, but it's the lesson of Augusta maybe? Be fully in the now, that's what lasting memories are rooted in.

If you think golf on TV is boring, you are missing out on some of the best sports drama with this Sunday at #TheMasters

I rescind my earlier statement. Buckle up kids. #TheMasters

Well, Rory is finding a way to make this epic match up boring af.

Bryson and Rory on Sunday at Augusta... Appointment TV

UP THE HEARTS! @heartsofpine.bsky.social

I am just going to start buying bags of snack foods and look for ones that look like Pokemon, or any other pop culture items... apnews.com/article/poke...

Random thoughts on #MarchMadness - It took until Sunday afternoon to get our first "ONIONS!" - We really don't have a Cinderella team... (correct me if I am wrong) - This might be one of the most chalky tournaments in recent memory. - I have something in common with Ian Eagle

I think I am legit coming down with the flu, which is both amazing timing, but shitty timing. I need to just take advantage and go home, but also there is a part of me that wants to just tough out the work day and stream the games to my classes. #MarchMadness

Listening to a lot of Dropkick Murphys today. So there is that! Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit!

Okay, so this defense is going to be downright nasty. Adding solid parts in needed areas. Now let's see what they can cook up for the offense. #Patriots

LET VRABEL COOK!!! #Patriots

Is there any more unnecessary moment in a power ballad music video than in Damn Yankees' "Higher" where Ted Nugent kicks down the door to that house and ripping the guitar solo whilst the police pepper everything but him with gunfire?

One last game for the basketball season for @robkennedy70.bsky.social and I. Tonight its the highly anticipated rematch between Windham and South Portland, this time for the Class AA State Title. We have it for you on and @mainepublic.org with a tip off anticipated around 7:45pm #mesports

I saw the end of the Caribou-Biddeford game live at floor level and I still don't believe it. #mesports

Exciting day today as I will be on the call of the Maine State Basketball Boys Class B and Class AA finals on @mainepublic.org ublic with a simulcast on WHOU.Live Gonna be a ton of fun with @robkennedy70.bsky.social today. Game one for us is York and Caribou at 2:45!

If I had a dollar for every time a kid asked me about an early dismissal I would have all the dollars.

Is there anything more painful than jamming your finger in a door?

Playoff Time!!! The #6 seeded Monmouth Mustangs host the #11 Richmond Bobcats in Class C Girls prelim action!! The winner takes on #3 Madison in the Quarterfinals at the Civic Center next week. @robkennedy70.bsky.social and I have it for you on www.whou.live with a 6pm tip!

@robkennedy70.bsky.social and I are hooping it up tonight! Well, we aren't playing, although that would be worth paying for, priceless even, but we have a big MVC/C South Boys Matchup between the last two C State Champs in Dirigo and Monmouth. We have it for you with a 6:30 tip here: t.co/tRJ3Oygv1t

In the spirit of the holidays, the three words that would best describe the #Patriots today are as follows, and I quote, "Stink! Stank! Stunk!"

The Chargers might hit the over on their own.

Is it good when you have more penalties and sacks allowed than total first downs? Asking for a regional fanbase? #Patriots

Bigger number? #Patriots time of possession, or time in the pocket for Justin Herbert? For reference at the time of this tweet the Patriots have just over 10 minutes of possession through just under 40 minutes of game time...

Someone needs to get fired over this, right? Like, it feels like it is time... This is bad football, even for this team...

I like this strategy by the #Patriots. Keep Drake Maye out of harm's way by keeping your offense off the field...

Can't generate pressure. Can't cover. Can't get off the field on 3rd down. Can't believe I am still watching...

LOVE IT! MAYE DAY! POP! POINTS!

Drake Maye has brass balls. That's the tweet.

Not sure how DeMarcus Covington survives the offseason... This defense, while true they have lost a couple pieces, has taken a massive step back this year...

You could feel the energy leave this team when Maye went out of the game. Even more when he went to the locker room. Might be the end of his season if we are being honest here. Two concussions in 10 games... Put him back in the bubble wrap and move on to 2025... #Patriots

Wow, unreal to hear we have lost Greg Grumbel. I vividly recall listening to his call of Super Bowl 38 to help me figure out how to best call football for TV in college before we did the first Televised game for NESCom with Sterling Pingree. Greg was one of the GOATS.

This is your yearly reminder that Ralphie Parker is a psychopath. Lies on multiple occasions, fantasizes about killing people, physically assaults peers, abandons friends in their time of need, throws friends under the bus, swears in public, the list goes on... #AChristmasStory

The Celtics and Lamar Jackson to my Parlay today...

Payton Pritchard looks like the base player you get on a video game when you start to create your own player. #Celtics

The first place Argyle needs to take John is the hospital, or some place he can get some antibiotics... #DieHard

Al is very much the unsung hero of this whole ordeal at Nakatomi. #DieHard

Why doesn't Karl just stomp on McClane's feet? The fight would be over in no time. The unforced errors keep piling up for Team Gruber. #DieHard