Adam Hawker
@adhawkeye.bsky.social
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Birmingham based stand up and occasionally man standing up.
Nothing says fighting back against Farage quite like giving him everything he wants. Clever strategy by a couple of totally normal and good MPs.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Lammy and Cooper lead Labour fightback against Farage with new migration strategy
Exclusive: Foreign secretary David Lammy has revealed to The Independent his new push with international partners to tackle illegal migration as Yvette Cooper prepares to unveil her white paper on leg...
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-reform-farage-migration-lammy-cooper-b2748494.html
5 months ago
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Great time to have just announced a big trade deal with India.
5 months ago
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Honouring her memory by bravely capitulating to everything her killer wanted.
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5 months ago
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If the Vatican really wanted to boil some piss and get a good pope at the same time. You know who they'd pick next.
6 months ago
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The Greens aren't the answer to what's next for the British left.
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6 months ago
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And all in the service of what? Immiserating the old, the poor, the disabled. Ghouls every last one of them.
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6 months ago
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People who have to work in service industries should be given free counselling is one of my policy positions.
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6 months ago
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I see pushing labour left once they're in power is going well.
6 months ago
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They never intended on doing any of these things. And I'm sorry but anyone who believed they did is a rube.
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6 months ago
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Is so heartwarming to see after this week. They want you to think you're alone. Especially our trans brothers and sisters. But you're not.
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6 months ago
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Always amazes me how much of this I see even in stand up. An inherently cringe pastime.
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6 months ago
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They're 100% going to call it nationalisation but only nationalise the risk aren't they?
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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House of Commons recalled to discuss British Steel nationalisation
Easter recess halted in order to pass bill taking assets into public control, with full nationalisation a possibility
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/apr/11/parliament-recalled-to-discuss-british-steel-nationalisation
6 months ago
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It's a small thing compared to the consequences of the reforms. But remember when we were told one of the reasons he was the best person for the job was how good a rhetorical speaker he was? Guy just has no real argument for any of it beyond "a wizard will make them not poor".
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6 months ago
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Outstanding candidates update.
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6 months ago
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Presumably he'll be going with the "Only god can judge me" defense.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
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Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault
The charges against the 50-year-old come after a joint investigation by Channel 4 Dispatches and The Sunday Times in 2023
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/russell-brand-rape-charge-latest-sexual-offence-met-police-b2727493.html
6 months ago
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Seems like a good time to be trying to run our whole civil service on this shit.
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6 months ago
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It's almost as if, and hear me out on this, he's a bad businessman who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
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6 months ago
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Remember when there were a few hours where people were floating Russia having done it? We don't need help setting fire to our infrastructure through negligence.
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6 months ago
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Dehumanisation is a big part of modern life, whether it's the disabled, trans people, refugees, Palestinians. When you make people unhumans you allow all manner of inhumane actions against then.
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7 months ago
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Drop a fight scene you love Barely a fight. But the revenge scene in Blue Ruin. Man. The tension. The build up. Dwight in the cubicle grappling with what he's about to do. Then the brutality of it.
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7 months ago
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It's good that she clearly doesn't want the whip back.
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7 months ago
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I think they've massively miscalculated the size and reliability of the "curtain twitcher" vote. The kind of people who see a neighbour who's disabled and assume they're getting thousands a month in benefits.
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7 months ago
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Wes Streeting pops up from behind the screen and says "have you considered that you don't have mental health problems and just need to work more?"
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7 months ago
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This has to have been a targeted attack. Which would be in line with the way the IDF targets journalists and aid workers.
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7 months ago
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I just feel like if you're going to call something March Madness it needs more of a dark carnival vibe.
7 months ago
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Love living in a country that is so serious about clamping down on 'antisemitism' it harasses Holocaust survivors.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
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Holocaust survivor, 87, questioned by police after laying flowers during Gaza protest
Stephen Kapos was among nine people called in over 18 January pro-Palestine protest
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gaza-israel-met-police-holocaust-survivor-b2719553.html
7 months ago
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Of course she did because she's ideologically opposed to taxing the rich and spending money on anything that might make life on this island even remotely bearable.
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Rachel Reeves rules out ‘tax and spend’ policies ahead of spring statement
Chancellor warned ‘that's not available in the world we live in today’ as she prepares to unveil cuts on Wednesday
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rachel-reeves-budget-spring-tax-spend-b2719804.html
7 months ago
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No real surprise to see the Independent doing full on sabre rattling nonsense for Starmer.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/edito...
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Sir Keir’s ‘coalition of the willing’ is principled – and a rallying cry for Ukraine
Editorial: Convened by the British prime minister, the meeting of military leaders from more than 20 countries to discuss a peacekeeping force for Ukraine may have jumped the gun. If they are to work ...
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/editorials/ukraine-peace-coalition-willing-military-starmer-b2718905.html
7 months ago
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Will any journalist had the bottle to ask the simple question of Starmer or anyone from the cabinet "We know the coalition cuts caused 300,000 deaths. How many people dying would be enough to consider these reforms a failure? 10,000? 100,000 a milion?"
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Starmer clashes with Diane Abbott over £5bn benefit cuts: UK politics live
Veteran Labour MP accuses Starmer’s Treasury of wishing to ‘balance the books on the back of the most vulnerable’
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/pip-benefit-cuts-latest-news-labour-starmer-pmqs-b2717809.html
7 months ago
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As soon as it became clear that Labour would gain power last year and that they would be incredibly pro private healthcare. The money came flooding in.
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7 months ago
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Should have tipped people off his years at the Resolution Foundation was for the purpose of resume padding the second he was selected to stand for parliament. A vile little prick who should suffer every evil he's helping visit upon others tenfold.
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7 months ago
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I've got a list of MPs who should be made to eat the asbestos.
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Shocking state of asbestos-ridden Houses of Parliament uncovered in new survey
Concerns have been raised repeatedly that the iconic Westminster building could face a Notre-Dame style blaze if restoration work is not completed
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/houses-of-parliament-asbestos-restoration-b2716172.html
7 months ago
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My mental health and that of millions would be improved massively if this flipped at the next election.
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7 months ago
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It would be funny and totally in line with this Labour party to hitch all their hopes for growth to AI just in time for the AI bubble to completely collapse.
7 months ago
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Why would you faithfully adapt garbage when the adaptation that exists is so much more.
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7 months ago
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It'd be made Prime Minister by the end of the year.
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7 months ago
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I never thought I'd be able to hate another Labour PM like I did Blair as a teenager. But Starmer has really reignited that spark.
7 months ago
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Update on what it's like to be governed by a human rights lawyer.
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7 months ago
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Gen Z now thinks they invented pretending to do work.
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Taskmasking: Why Gen-Zers like me are tricking our bosses with performative work
Forget presenteeism: there’s a new workplace trick on the block. As an office-based twentysomething, Ellie Muir understands the appeal of faking productivity (and getting your boss off your back) all ...
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gen-z-taskmasking-work-jobs-b2713070.html
7 months ago
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The credulity and incurious nature of the journalist class in the UK. Most MPs told me a thing. So it must be true.
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7 months ago
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It's the modern equivalent of when people used to post lengthy vaguely legal language to Facebook believing it protected them from whatever data changes Facebook were making at the time.
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7 months ago
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The Great Noticing that Tesla's valuation has always been bullshit has begun.
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7 months ago
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Everyone's saying it but it is pretty fucking wild to see Labour attempting to create the demand for the assisted dying companies they're about to legislate into existence in realtime.
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Money isn't real but Elon Musk's money might be the most unreal.
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7 months ago
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It's super simple.
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7 months ago
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Cool, but what exactly were they sacrificed for? Like what was the point of those wars?
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7 months ago
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Just popping this here for the week to come. Maybe a journalist could look at it before they ask any questions of the government.
7 months ago
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Just deeply embarrassing.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Donald Trump's commitment to peace in Ukraine is sincere, says PM
As the PM was speaking, Trump attacked European leaders' Ukraine stance, asking
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9deq4ypx57o
7 months ago
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There's no profit in peace.
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7 months ago
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Truly we're fucked.
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Yes, the free West now needs a new leader… and it should be Keir Starmer
No American president had less understanding of history or liberty than the irascible Donald Trump. With global alliances already shifting after his Oval Office meltdown, our prime minister is ideally...
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/trump-starmer-zelensky-ukraine-west-europe-peace-b2707151.html
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