coach did a bangup job on making sure the fans got a new print for their walls. i do it all for my city

wow so these criminal scum figured out my patrol cadence and showed up in the streets with no fucking pants on. listen if you want me to do you you gotta be less obviously desperate. yeesh

writing a letter to superhero government because they won't fix the potholes their flashy three point landings are creating

spent my morning helping rebuild the decoy bank all the rookie supervillains rob so they can gain confidence

i look at us. anthros. we are ascended. we are capable of complex thoughts and reasoning. physical advancements no mere beast could dream of. lizards with nipples

just ran across Grape Ruiner at the superhero grocery store. why do they keep letting that motherfucker in here

at the superhero gym. the new year resolution folks who started the year off going straight into the dronification resistance pods are just coming out and yep you guessed it they got dronified. dumbasses. imagine getting dronified by a gym

my part of my art trade with @avocadotiger.bsky.social! don't blink or you'll miss him...!

we have got to do something about how cool heroes look when they've been roughed up a little.

Rapier in hand and prepared to fight! Art trade w/ @c0rndogg.bsky.social Very fun piece!

hanging out with some vigilante friends tonight. """UNFORTUNATELY""" catanboy can't make it

easily defeated a dude who was more interested in ripping my shirt off than landing any punches oh wait he was trying to bang. dammit i gotta stop doing that

bad news: got captured by a villain :( good news: it's one of those villains that just wants to make me cum a lot for some reason

my name is blackout, bun of buns look on my abs ye mighty and despair

anyway if anyone in the streets threatens my city they better be ready to fuckin pay

just got home from vigilante hobby sharing community group therapy. everyone there talked about how their hobby was being defeated and dominated. trying to figure out why i was invited to this group

just got home from the vigilante bars. gotta find a new spot. half the crowd was just civilians who wanted to get selfies or touch my ass

figured out the secret identity of JRPG DEMON and instead of exposing him and defeating him in combat i asked him to teach me how to give me and my opponents hp and status ailments in our duels

sometimes i think street thugs are intelligent folks who just came across hard times and lost their way. and then they try to mug me. when i have literal superpowers. i'm wearing a damn mask, man, do the math

Skunk villain!~

seems kinda really vapid to make funny superhero posts lately but here we go i beat up Professor Blowjob today. turns out his credentials were forged. lots of teeth. got his tenure revoked

lookin for some street toughs or gang bangers to rough up tonight. can't host hmu

woke up in a cold sweat thinking about how i haven't brought anyone who had fallen through the cracks of the justice system their just desserts yet this year

you don't know me

my 2025 vigilante wrapped just came in. stabbed: 5 times power drained: 0 times (!!!) mind controlled: 2 mind controlled (consensual): 9 hookups with other vigilantes: 14 times the phrase "my city" was used: 293

watching some postseason superhero football. call me old fashioned but this shit needs some more rules dude we have gone too far

whoa. just saw that villain Professor Gangbang released a new video. i heard a rumor that he can use his self-clones for more than gangbanging himself but he did it once and now he can't stop. apparently he used to go by Professor Improvgroup

hitting up the superhero juice bar after the gym. trying to ignore the howls of exquisite agony coming from the back of the superhero juice bar

it's december. you know what that means: santa is in danger and must be protected

ugh. drank too much at superhero game night and now i have a superhero hangover. no it's like worse than a normal hangover you wouldn't get it

just ran into OmegaBomb at the superhero gym. he said he was doing a "combustion" day. i left very quickly after that

i like the expression of a hopeless man

Not now

just ran into an old vigilante teammate. he was wearing a spandex suit. sellout

showed up early to the superhero friendsgiving so i could make sure to get some garlic mashed potatoes before they get scooped up by all the vampire hunters

went to the superhero grocery store to buy up some of the day-after-halloween candy that's on sale. one of my many nemeses was there, saw me coming, and heat ray'd all the chocolate. kicked his ass

at superhero chipotle. some guy just got kicked out for trying to convince everyone the carne asada is made from excess kaiju parts after Bombwolf exploded a few of them last week. happy halloween

preparing for superhero halloween. no i don't think it's funny that your blackout costume is covered in fake bruises and blood

forcibly ejected from the superhero gym for implying the squat rack should not be used for shrugs

went to superhero Target to pick up some home essentials like pyrex cookware and energy crystals

went to superhero gym for back and biceps. other heroes keep asking me why i don't use my powers to lift heavier weights. simple: power drain villains can't fight for shit

Fightober Day 6 : Pain Feat Itami

happy fightober. i will be looking at images this month

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final post of #biceptember but heroism never sleeps

The seasons turn, good thing he's always seasonal! 🍂 Farren for @growlshift.ing !

got my vaccines against the power drain and mind control viruses yesterday. Doctor MindFucc was very nice and friendly and WAIT A MINUTE

asking the greatest minds in the evil genius lab why leather straps around the bicep are so horny

Sketch page for @kelchan.bsky.social featuring his #redwall characters Badgerlord Aparra and his friend/interpreter Dimitri