The right wants so badly to make Charlie Kirk into their MLK you have to wonder if they didn’t kill him theirselves. Oh. Wait. They did. They’re literally the worst and I can’t wait for this to be over. ✊💙

I didn’t expect Rob Corddry as Agent Fox in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay to become realistic, but that’s what I see/hear when I see/hear Pete Hegseth. He’s a fucking “war is cool and I’m super badass” tiny dicked piece of shit and the world is fucking laughing at us. ✊💙

If the military gets called in to every locale where there’s been a violent death, I suspect they may be spread a bit thin. Portland’s not a war zone. Never has been. But perhaps they’re trying to make it one 🤷‍♂️ #AbolishIce #GreetingsFromWarRavagedPortland ✊💙

Ok, hear me out… What if all of the evangelicals get raptured this week and then, cleansed of the cultural cancer that is evangelicalism, the world and society just get better in an instant? Too bad the rapture is fake. Just like the last 14 times. Stupid evangelicals 🤦‍♂️ ✊💙🌎

All these people who’ve never read the Bible talking about who it tells them they’re supposed to hate. ✊💙🇺🇸

When someone who doesn’t believe in science tells you he has solved something scientific in mere months, you can bet he is full of shit. Yet his base will eat this up. Make it stop. ✊💙🇺🇸

This is an important thing to remember. I certainly won’t forget as people try to canonize Charlie Kirk like he was some champion for fairness and goodness. He was a fucking jerk and a pig and the America he wanted to see would be a disgusting fucking place. I said what I said. ✊💙🇺🇸

So Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day is gonna be on George Floyd’s bday? I refuse to believe that’s a coincidence. They’re fucking trolling us. ✊💙

Right wing nutjob w/ a gun: HEY YOU STUPID KIDS, I’M TRYING TO SAVE YOU! *fires gun in general vicinity of children*

TBH I think we could be less than a year from public executions of dissenting politicians and influencers. Jimmy Kimmell pulled now, too?! This shit is outrageous. MAGA can fuck all the way off. 🖕 ✊💙

Kash Patel looks like he’s been punched in the nose more than a few times, and given what a totally buffoonish asshole he is, that really does track. 🤜 🤜 ✊💙

Giving leniency to hire professors without degrees? Or experience? 🙄 There aren’t enough qualified conservatives to fill that quota. Period. And it’s probably not even close. I went to a private college associated with the Methodist church and like 2 of the profs were conservative. Wonder why? 🤔💙

Proud to have gone to college with Jon. He’s a good man and I appreciate him for standing up for goodness at such a tense time. ✊💙

Charlie’s been gone for almost 3 days and it feels like we’re moving toward canonizing him. That hatemonger is going to get a national holiday. Wouldn’t surprise me if they canceled MLKJ Day and replaced it with Charlie Kirk Day. Apparently we need to celebrate a POS just because he was shot. 🙄✊💙

But, like, why is that the only thing you ever do? 🤔 ✊💙

Sadly this is not far off from the truth. These Christian extremists desire a society dominated by men, where women only exist to please them and bear their children. I’ll never be OK with this. I’ll never dismiss this as just an innocent difference in beliefs. “Submit to your husband, Taylor” ✊💙

Fucking spare me. George Floyd was murdered in front of his fellow citizens by a police officer. Charlie Kirk was shot by a straight, Mormon white dude with a gun fetish. These are not the same. Stop trying to make it look like his supporters aren’t disgusting bigots who are bad for America 🇺🇸 ✊💙

But he spoke so calmly when spewing his hatred so we should remember him as a family man 🙄 None of the other stuff, whatever it may be, can water down or change the reality: he spread hatred about anyone who didn’t conform to his “Handmaid’s Tale” standard and it’s not sad that he’s been silenced.

Just saw a commercial for a veterans charity and it struck me suddenly and for the first time… Why do we need charities to take care of our veterans? Can’t we just…take care of them? Maybe we could find the money in some of those billions in tax cuts for billionaires 🙄 ✊💙 🇺🇸

Why with all of the infighting within the right is it automatically assumed he was a leftist? You guys all hate each other and you all love guns 🤷‍♂️ ✊💙

Yes, it would be best for all Americans to come together and heal the massive gash running through the nation. But, I think after the years of “fuck your feelings” and “let’s go Brandon” and “show us the birth certificate” we can wait for them to come to us at least. ✊💙

They’ll piss and moan and beg you to have a heart, but this is the inalienable truth. They’re shit and I’m sick of it. ✊💙

In a nation where the president adores foreign autocrats and keeps bigots and pedophiles in his company, in a place where cruelty is seen as strength, liberals are being criticized for dancing on the grave of a man who was front and center, in it, on it and all around it because he was “a hero?” ✊💙🙄

The fact that you could get confused about which campus shooting from today I’m referring to is pretty gross.

We don’t know who did the shooting or why, but here’s what I do know: The shooter could’ve walked right on that campus with his rifle in full riot gear and nobody would have said a damn thing because we live in a fucking police state. We’re not safe. Not one of us. This has to stop 🙏 ✊💙

Look, I’m not “glad” he’s dead by any means, but I do see the irony in his death by shooting given where he aligned. I’m not participating in the celebration because I think trading one scumbag’s life for the tidal wave of extremism that’s going to follow is a bad trade. And it will follow 😬✊💙

Sad but true. Here comes the thoughts and prayers crowd to beg us for our thoughts and prayers. They’re the same people who scream “THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING! AGHHHHH 😭 “ Charlie has repeatedly said things like this happening are just part of life. When it’s not him. ✊💙

Normally I think making fun of people for how they look is mean. But if you’re making fun of someone who is awful, THEN you’re truly creating fun at the expense of someone who deserves to be ridiculed for anything and everything. Take JD Vance, for example. ✊💙

When people are like “god gave us everything we need to fight off illness!” but conveniently forget that the life expectancy before modern medicine was like 40… IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? Forget about infant mortality rates, adults can’t even be like “40 is the new 20, bro!” BECAUSE THEY’LL BE DEAD ✊💙🤦‍♂️

Remember the bully you knew in school? Crass and kinda dumb, but he seemed to just skate through. Remember? His equivalent is currently serving a second term as the president of the USA. A second fucking term. Goodness? Justice? The American way? Nope. Welcome to fucking Biffworld, Marty. 🤦‍♂️✊💙

…and then let’s have a parade of sycophants to fellate the president. We have better things to do and more important things to worry about. As a country and as a planet. Get the fuck out of here with this hokey bullshit. ✊💙

Welp, more incoherent rambling by your president with some baseless bragging mixed in. We’re not way ahead in technology or “in space.” PS: Katie Britt? You’re the fucking worst. ✊💙

Hearing Kristi Noem get all “how dare you! Shame on you!” to people who are calling her and this fascist administration out for their fascist bullshit is borderline twilight zone shit because… …this is being allowed and normalized, guys and gals. How is this America? ✊💙

Hate to call people a product but, umm, people. ✊💙

Are you ready to call a spade a spade? Nobody wants you to feel bad about slavery. Over the course of human history countless atrocities have been committed. It’s OK to know about them. It’s IMPORTANT to know. That doesn’t mean it was your fault. But next time, it just might be✌️ 💙✊💙✊

So basically every black, LGBTQ or female hire in a job that can be done by white men is DEI. Because no job can be done better by a black, LGBTQ or female candidate than it could be done by a white man. They really believe all members of these groups should be subservient to white men. 🤢 🤮 ✊💙

Then, the Republicans said “look, I get that we’re in this boat together and it’s all we have, but if we don’t start burning the boat for heat, we’ll all freeze to death!” whilst floating in a boat in the Caribbean Sea. Vote these greedy fuckers OUT. ✊💙

The amount of corruption in the United States, especially now that Trump is slicing through democracy like he’s buttering up some bread…🤷‍♂️ How in the fuck? HOW. IN. THE. FUCK. How are his supporters ok with this? Are they just all mush-brained? Martial fucking law in DC 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ 🇺🇸 is 😵 ✊💙

“Person with incentive to lie says Trump is a saint, receives limited immunity.” If his supporters fall for this, they deserve whatever bad shit happens to them. 💙✊

All I know today is this: IF there is a hell… …it’s gonna need a bigger door to fit all these republicans through it. ✌️ 💙✊

“Texas democrats have refused to aid us in the critical mission of rigging the 2026 and 2028 elections for MAGA! Grarrrrr!!!” Go fuck yourselves, you corrupt fucks🖕 ✊💙

This guy is a fucking joke. Don’t talk about defending democracy when you’re supporting a regime that wants to end it. And you know white conservative America eats it up. “This black man supports Trump! TRUMP CANNOT BE RACIST.” Be fucking serious. ✊💙

Are the Clintons saints? Hell no. But at least they were competent. And they’re not nearly as dirty as Trump. Stop trying to distract us from a president who is the most corrupt we’ve ever had with stories about unemployed politicians who may or may not have done some stuff. He’s doing it NOW ✊💙

The reality is MAGA’s Christian nationalists believe they’re chosen by God. But it’s not the God from their favorite book. Because that God wouldn’t choose people who judge, hate or marginalize ANYONE who isn’t just like them🐊🐊 They are the manifestation of pure hatred 😈 Keep fighting ✊💙

I just desperately want to live in the melting pot society they sold me in elementary school social studies. And don’t say “we can have that if they come here legally” and then ignore how many different types of legal there are outside of “citizen” or how difficult it is to become a citizen. ✌️✊💙

I loved having Barack Obama as president. Comparatively, I LIKED having Joe Biden as president. I would’ve liked and potentially loved having Hillary or Kamala as president. Not because I like them, but because being governed by someone competent is nice. I’m not in a cult for Dems. ✊💙🇺🇸

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? Go fuck yourselves, you trolls. And if you’re enough of a sycophant that you still think things like this are legit and warranted, fuck you, too. Your hate and ignorance make you hella gullible. ✊💙🖕

Ya know what just hit me? We have a convicted felon as president. Like… Why would anyone take us seriously as a country? We’re a fucking joke. Stop being all “proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m…” …DUMB. You’re fucking DUMB. 💙✊

MAGA: Guys! GUYS! It’s not a concentration camp. It’s a camp where a shitload of people are concentrated in a small area and treated like animals. Like idk what the problem is. Dem: so a concentration camp, then? MAGA: … Dem: … MAGA: ok, yea, but check out this Alligator Alcatraz shirt! 🤦‍♂️✊😂

It’s gonna be everywhere before too long, but there’s definitely an Epstein list and Trump is definitely on it. How they thought they could just keep it a secret is beyond me. The internet never forgets. ✊💙