some folks need to die lowkey

"The government is using its weather machines to try and freeze a leviathan that's bigger than multiple continents" and more stupid as conspiracy theories will be featured in my upcoming book: #FEET

i feel like i should shave my eyebrows completely off. Jus get a real good understanding of what's going on under there

My gf is telling me how bad her lazer hair removal hurt and it's making me want to try it even tho I don't really grow facial hair and don't really need it. Maybe I jus need to get another tattoo

call me da nutcracker cuz i *CRAAAACK* oh no oh that's my bad I'm so sorry I ain't mean to folk that's on me. Ah damn, u alright?? Oh god no you're bleeding i- how is that even possible? No it's fine it's supposed to do that. Calm down. Stop screaming it's gonna be fine. Hoptal?

I don't be postin a lot on here, but y'all deserve it. So have this preview early ig #femboy #tgirl #feet

Happy birthday, Earf!!

i'm missing 1 dollar from my wells fargo account

sometimes I sleeptalk. Today: me: "I wanna speak the oldest and the loudest." her: "What?" me: "I wanna speak the oldest and the loudest!!" her: "...." me: "I need welbutrin and a pack of menthols." her: "Why?" me: "For the cure. So I can speak the oldest and the loudest."

bark bark whine awruff wrooo punchies? please punchies pretty please i've been so good please punch mme i'm begging- oh you've stabbed me

Is it #footfriday or food friday? Don't think it matters much... Regardless, bananas and chocolate are a great flavor combination. Don't mind the #dirt ^x^ #Heels and #feet are perfectly normal things to eat off of!

Here go the rest of it. I need my paws serviced tbqh

POV: you're being detained in the greenroom because you got drunk and disorderly during a show and threw up on the third act

Make sure you do a good job cleaning your roommate's feet, or you won't get dinner!!! Well... Can you even call someone who keeps you in their basement to lick paws a roommate? Doesn't matter, fuck it. #tgirl #femboy #feet #foot #worship, maybe? still dk how tags work

oh no!!! a second foot has entered the frame!! lol

Hope this helps with your Monday. If not, gfys, i guess?? do not mention my couch having no cushions, i am cLeANING THE COVERS

Guh did my first voiced commission in a while. dude said be mean, pretending he's cleaning my #dirty #feet. So I just talked to him like how I would my sub~ ignore the buzzing. I couldn't find the source for shit. also pls be nice abt my voice or i'll crash my car into a Denny's #femboy#tgirl

look at these fricken #Paws, mane!! these gahdamn #femboy #feet!!! Waow!!

Oh, hey!!! Look at that neat lil domain in the bottom right!! The first 100 people to subscribe with the discount get, well, a discount!! Is available until Oct 3!! That's where I'm gonna be posting shi from now on. There's like. All my shi already there!! So!! ^x^

need to beat a bitch up fr

It'd be funny to watch u throw up from gagging on it

u could gag on these so good~💕💕

i hate this country on everything

guh. my boots made my paws really sweaty which makes them wrinkly heeeeelllppp

*someone inconveniences me slightly* i'm manifesting ten million spiders crawling down your urethra

what it do what up getaloadadeez

relAAAAAAAAXXXXXX

Here in parkour civilization, I'm getting passed around like a ciggie outside a punk show

peek-a-boo!! get smothered, dork

many such cases

out here gamin need coffee tho. someone should send and think abt servicing under my desk, mayhap

perish lol -barack obama

i gotta get a tattoo gun and blast my face

rejoice, worms, slimes and slither-adjacent creatures!!! it's feet friday!

Caligula has risen and feels kinship with narcissis the yogurt effect is in full swing baybee

hi my name is peter gabriel, and you're watching disney channe- what?? my name's not peter gabr- i don't work for disney channel? then why tf am i saying this to them? i- okay well if it's wrinkle wednesday why ain't u jus say that at the beginning? why u let me make a fool of myself?? am i a jok

it's uhm.,, it's fricken toesday mane. hallelujah and all that. happy gahdamb toes

my gf went to dinner wit her mom and she showed her moms a pic of me and her mom said "oh, pretty boy. damn! good job" aye shawty u can get it too don't play wit me. i love moms

wrinkle tiem baybeee

u gon SUCK whatever i pull out these dAMB soCKS

the polycule is taking turns calling me a gay little weirdo

ANYBODY CAN FUCKIN GET DA PAWS!! THEY'LL KILL U!! THEY WILL SURELY SPELL YR DEMISE!! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN PERIL #transfeet #femboyfeet #tgirl #feet #oilchange #haha #teehee #RIPYungDolph

jus woke ups and i need coffee and nicotine. that's really all i need until i go to bed again. i am a shrimple creature here go some paws. getaloadadeez #transfeet #femboyfeet #tgirl #feet #dipspit #lol #ifunny

emo bitch in her pajamas shows you her feet. how do you respond?

on the dawn of this great eve, i bestow upon ye: PAWBS #transfeet #femboyfeet #flipflops #feet

*in the club* derek jeeter?? no i said they used to call me derek skeeter because of how far i used to nut-- no no don't call the police come back

they said a lil rabbit couldn't pop wit da toes showin. they was wrong

POV: it's the day after easter and a bunny boy has taken u captive in his basement. he's still trying to decide what to do wit u #feet #transfeet #femboyfeet #flipflops