6am dog walk attire means pulling on the warmest jacket you can find and not fucking around with anything else too complicated for my morning brain like a shirt 😌

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I am busy adjusting to new parenthood and won’t be available til Wednesday onwards, but be aware that this little grizzly bear boy will be at my incall space moving forward! 🐾

I’m becoming a dog parent to this darling boy on Friday ✨ so PetBarn gift vouchers welcome & also look forward to meeting him at my incall moving forward! 🐾

I’ve spent the day getting a little sloshed on soju in the park & reading— and it’s been brilliant ☀️

Ready for a little Saturday morning meeting before I go spend the afternoon enjoying the spring sunshine 🌞🌷

It’s my favourite time of the year, new diary tiiiiime 🗓️ 🥰

A little gym fit request 👟

sorry I couldn’t help posting these because they’re so hot 😇

Game day baby! 🐱🏉💙 (I hate AFL but love my family and volunteered my big ass TV and hosting skills for the occasion)

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A little morning swim to start the day 🏊🏻‍♀️🌊

good morning Melbourne 🥰 I think I’m going to treat myself to a day of leisure, but I have availability for incalls the rest of the week currently ✨

Sunday comfies ✨

Such an easy & lovable boy, I was so lucky to be his guardian for a couple of months 🥰💛

I’m likely going to taking some steps back into the civilian world in the coming weeks so my availability will likely begin to be reduced by a few days a week accordingly 👀 More to come but this is just a heads up! X

Back to the city and back to being Stassi, now who missed me? 🔥

Enjoying the country sun & fresh air 🌿

Melbourne! I’ve still got some time tomorrow and Tuesday 😍🧡

If you’ve booked me this week thank you, you allow me to help support a loving father in Gaza desperately trying to provide for his toddler son. They are both starving, it takes $200 USD daily to be able to get a meal when they’re available. More for diapers, milk, flour, vegetables etc.

I have a Palestinian family that I am attempting to boost funds for as they are starving— if you make a donation to their fundraiser and can show me the receipt then I will offer an equal amount off a booking with me 💛 Please reach out for the fundraiser link if you’d like to show your support! 🇵🇸

Almost two years of Palestine rallies and Melbourne is still showing up and showing out, bless this city 🇵🇸 From the river to the sea 🌊

Catch me before I flitter away to the countryside for a bit 😘🦋

A cosy night in 🍓🍓

What a bright little Monday morning surprise 🥰

Ya girl geeked out today at the new station open house, god I 🧡 trains & trams

I found the cutest little space in Melbourne where you can practice piano by the hour and it’s so lush playing on a grand 😍 They also do gift vouchers if anyone wants to sponsor my piano practice as a birthday gift 😘

A sweet and sparkly way to spend a Monday afternoon 🍾🥂

cargo pants + a foot tattoo, we’re bringing 2005 style back babyyy

The adventures of ChaCha: Tram Trip edition 🚃 @furbycharliegrace.bsky.social

Ya girl is spending the morning on the tattooists table— enjoy this free photo of my blurry toes and swelling foot. Three quarters finished! 🦂

they went like hot cakes so I had to make a giant double batch— and it yielded a much more impressive dome of cookie goodness

just a cosy night on the couch with a tiny fluffy baby, a good show, and a bowl of pasta 🤌🏻 Perfection!

$500 lemon biscuits for sale at my incall, includes free fuck 🥰🍋

Good morning Bluesky 🦋

Let’s keep each other warm and toasty this weekend 🔥

Cosy errands day fit 🐑

If you’re lucky enough to visit me at my incall anytime soon, you will also be greeted by this little fellow who I’m guardian of for the next couple of months 💛🐾

remember when I sucked girthmaster though? 🥵

Games night 🃏♥️

Sweet treats to make the day a little brighter 🥰

just your local sloppy slag, ready to start slaggin the day away 💋

the cosiest incall there ever did be 🔥✨

okay here’s me doing better 🥰

insecure validation seeking female reporting for duty 🫡

also as a general note to anyone against sex work— you are more than welcome to cover my expenses to ensure I don’t need to advertise and bare my skin on Bluesky. For instance, the beautiful clavinova piano on my Wishlist or my ongoing lesson expenses ✨ stassilane.com/wishlist

this one goes out to Nick and all the other prudes filling my comments and DMs today, bless your hearts ✨

RIP to the man who just ghosted our lunchtime meeting ✨

Let me be your breakfast in bed 🍽️