All hope is not lost! With my newest invention (patent pending) you can rapture yourself!

All he wants for Christmas is. . . to seize the means of production

Writing Tip: Write for yourself! Unless yourself is poor. Then write for rich people that will give you money.

Alternative Christmas tree idea: The skulls of your enemies! Very demure!

Alternative Christmas tree idea: During the holidays people need a helping hand. Make a tree of them and snap ‘em off to hand out (pun intended) to friends and family. They also make great stocking stuffers!

Nothing will make you a feminist quicker than a book with a female protagonist dealing with men

People always want snow for Christmas but it just gives me anxiety. All I can think of is my childhood and snow meant being trapped up a holler for a week or more, stretching food, often without power. To me snow = isolation 🙅🏽‍♂️

First short story is live Based on an actual event in the church I was raised in open.substack.com/pub/haintsho...

It’s cold and dark, snow is starting to fall, and the WV woods are quiet. Time to write some Christmas horror.

‘Tis the season

Publishing my first short story tomorrow. An Appalachian religious horror inspired by a real-life event from my childhood. Check it out on my Substack. Link in Bio

Caught in the act

Be careful Black Friday shopping y’all. Mothman is stealing catalytic converters at the Walmart again