They should have called it Mega Man XXX because this game fucks! Sigma ain't got shit on me man. Him and his whole crew can get brained. I'm the most Vile thing around. I don't need Homing Torpedo to take out Boomer Kuwanger. I'm a goddamn force of nature you stupid shit!

Elden Ring? Ha! I was already flipping bricks when that ring was new. Godrick ain't got shit on me man. He should have grafted himself a brain. If he had, he could have used all those hands to roll up a J.

Pokopia is for me. I'm on the same vibrations as Ditto. I'm a shapeshifter man. Destroying and recreating the world for a bunch of freaks ain't nothing to me man. I was creating civilizations before you even flipped a brick. Don't come after my Pokémon! I'll gank you, you stupid piece of shit!

Psycho Mantis thought he could scare me. Ha! I'm a demon man. I smoked so much top shelf zaza that he took one peak at my brain and begged for mercy. Forget reading my memory card, he can't even recite the alphabet after I was done with his ass. I gave him a dualshock to the dome! Straight gas!

I hit Pietro with a net until he emigrated. I'm the only clown on this Island. Haha. I bought the Mona Lisa from a fox after I flipped a brick of bugs to that bitch ass raccoon. Isabelle ain't got shit on me man!